"Okay, so tell me; what have you learned from this?" 2D asked.
"These limbs weren't made for running without tripping…" Murdoc grumbled.
"And?" 2D said.
"Sweet Satan, 2D you've made me say this like… too many times already!" Murdoc snapped.
"Say it." 2D said. "Or else I'll sing that one song again…"
Murdoc looked down at 2D. "You wouldn't…"
"FRIDAY, FRIDAY. GETTING' DOWN ON FRIDAY-"
"OKAY, OKAY!" Murdoc shouted. "And I should listen to you."
"Good." 2D said triumphantly. "Now, we have to figure out how we're gonna hide our secret from everybody."
"Yeah, we should try our best to act like each other."
2D started to walk like a zombie with his arms extended. "GRRR! I'm Murdoc Fucking Niccals. I AM THE DEMON BASS PLAYER! I AM THE LEADER, THE CREATOR OF GORILLAZ! I control everything the Gorillaz do! Hail Satan! Aye, where the fuck is my booze?!"
Murdoc glared at 2D and slapped him hard across the back of his head.
"Look at me, I'm 2D. Is there a toilet anywhere? I have to go badly. Ow, I got a migraine. Where are my painkillers? I fink I have to change my pants now…"
2D shoved Murdoc, who fell on the ground. "Stop fucking around, Faceache. Now get up before I kick your arse."
As 2D walked off laughing, Murdoc grabbed his ankle. 2D came crashing down. "Oww…"
"Okay, maybe we shouldn't act like each other, or at least not like we just did…"
2D rubbed his jaw. "Yeah. We'll never go back to normal acting like this."
Murdoc sighed. "Well, in order to understand each other, we gotta be nice." He got up, then extended his arm and helped 2D up.
"Thanks." He said.
"Don't mention it." Murdoc said.
"So, we should to at least act a little like each other, right?" 2D asked.
"Yeah." Murdoc answered.
"Well, can I take a shower? You stink." 2D said as he checked to see if he was musty.
"I'd prefer you not to see me naked. Unless y'know, you're GAY. Cause you DID look like you wanted me to go further when I tricked my way into getting my wallet…"
"What?! You call me gay, but you were about to kiss me for a WALLET! A WALLET!"
"You could've easily pushed me away."
"I was nervous…"
"Why? Because you're gay?"
"N-NO!" 2D stammered. "It's because I was shocked…"
"About what? Learning that you're gay?"
"LOOK! I'M NOT GAY, OKAY?!" 2D snapped. "You caught me at the wrong moment. What you did was unexpected."
"Just admit it: even in your body, my charm can woo anyone."
"… Can I shower or not?"
"Sure. Just don't masturbate or anything like that." Murdoc said flatly.
They arrived at the hotel. "Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to get drunk and laid." Murdoc said as he walked off.
"No!" 2D grabbed Murdoc's hand. "I'm with Noodle now. If you do that, she'll break up with me."
Murdoc sighed heavily. "Fuck. So I guess that means you're not shagging in my body, right?"
"Not once" 2D said.
"Wow, you really care for her, don't you?" Murdoc asked. 2D nodded yes. Murdoc sighed again. "Okay. But you know I can't go without sex for long…"
"You only have 3 weeks. After that, you become a man whore again." 2D reasoned.
"I want $100 each week I don't shag."
"Deal." They shook hands.
"Okay. I hope you know I'm still drinking, though…"
"Fine. Just don't drink too much."
"You're not my fucking mom. I'll drink however much alcohol I want."
"Fuck you."
"I know you want to. Goodnight." Murdoc entered 2D's suite and shut the door behind him. He went inside the mini fridge and got a bottle of whiskey out. After 3 cups he was very tipsy. "God dammit! This kid can't hold alcohol for shit." Murdoc slurred. He finished the bottle of whiskey. By now, he was completely hammered! Murdoc got up from his spot and stumbled to the bed. He tripped and fell face first short of the bed. He groaned and past out where he was.
He woke up with a hangover and a migraine. "Shit, my head." He groaned. He heard an impatient knock on the door. "Hold up." He shouted. He got up from the floor and stumbled towards the door. He opened the door, revealing Russel.
"C'mon 'D. We leavin' in 10 minutes."
Murdoc blinked. "We are?"
"Yeah. So hurry up and get ready." The drummer turned around and walked away.
Murdoc closed the door and peeled off his clothes. "I should try to eat while I'm in this body." Murdoc said to himself. He grabbed some more clothes out of the suitcase and put them on.
By the time he got his jacket on 2D knocked on the door. "Time to go!" He called. Murdoc grabbed all the suitcases and headed out the door.
The ride to the airport was uncomfortable. Murdoc could feel Noodle give him dirty looks, and not mean ones either. 2D was trying his best not to stare at Noodle, but sometimes he couldn't help it. He also smiled at her a lot. The kid's making me look soft! Murdoc thought to himself.
And once they got back home in London, things only got harder. Noodle kept doing little flirtatious things to Murdoc. It was getting harder for him not to touch anyone. He'd managed to get $100 from 2D, but he didn't think he'd be getting another. He and 2D were getting along, which had Russel looking at them out of the corner of his eye.
I should make some French toast Russel thought to himself as he got up. He did his daily routine of washing up, shaving, and showering. Once he was done, he walked downstairs to make breakfast. As he was cooking, he heard someone coming downstairs. "Mmm, what smells so good?" came Noodle's voice sleepily.
"French toast, eggs, and bacon." Russel answered.
"Can't wait. When will it be done?"
"5 minutes. Go wake 'D and Muds up."
Noodle, now awake, skipped upstairs to wake up Murdoc.
Murdoc's POV: Noodle came in my (yes, I've actually gotten used to being the Dullard) room to wake me up for breakfast. "Toochie-san, wake up." She said. I'm not a morning person, especially with these migraines, so I grumbled. Noodle wouldn't quit. "Russ made some French toast." I was about to protest, but my stomach growled loudly. I looked from below my mound of covers, and what do I see? Noodle. Wearing some really short shorts. And a shirt that revealed her bare stomach. I should be used to it. And I am. But no sex for a week has made me react differently than how I usually would. So here I am, lying in bed, with a boner. I'm so glad I had on layers of blankets. I tried so hard not to stare, bet I couldn't help it. "You like something you see?" Noodle asked playfully. I said nothing as she smirked. She said something, but I wasn't listening. I was too busy staring at her body. She was curvier than I thought… My new erection wouldn't go down, so I prayed to Satan she didn't see my hands disappear under these blankets. "Well, I'm sure breakfast is on the table by now. See you downstairs." She turned around and left out on my room. "Heh. Yeah see ya." I called after her. I hope she didn't notice my hands and the grunt I made when I messed up these sheets...
ANND that was (finally :/ ) Ch. 5! Things are getting interesting! Well, until next time peeps.