Murdoc walked down stairs for breakfast. "Oh hey, 'D. Glad you made it." Russel said. Noodle chuckled. Murdoc could feel his face become red. He sat down in front of 2D. He noticed 2D kept staring at Noodle and kicked him under the table.

"SON OF A B-" 2D caught himself. He glared up at Murdoc, who gave a quit it, now look then motioned his head towards Noodle.

Russel raised an eyebrow. "Uh, are you guys okay?"

"Yeah! 'Course we are." Murdoc piped in.

"I would be, if I didn't just get kicked in my damn leg…" 2D grumbled to himself. This earned him another swift kick in the shin. "FUCK!" He winced in pain.

After breakfast, Murdoc pulled 2D to his room. "I gotta tell ya something…"

Once they were safely inside of 2D's room, he spoke up. "Well, shoot."

"Ya see, I don't know how to say this…" Murdoc started awkwardly.

"Please, tell me you didn't…"

"NO! No, nothing like that." Murdoc reassured, catching 2D's drift.

"Then say it already!" 2D demanded.

"Okay damn it!" Murdoc said, slightly annoyed. He took a breath. "You're girlfriend is super hot, y'know… So, you know what a guy does when a super hot girl is around, right?"

"Murdoc, stop pussy footing around and get to the fucking point already." 2D said.

"I kinda jacked off when I saw her."

"It took you all this time to tell me that?!" 2D asked. "I thought you said we couldn't masturbate."

"Yeah, well now I'm unsaying it." Murdoc said.

"Good. I was starting to get cranky…" 2D said

"This should make thing easier, right?" Murdoc asked.

"Yeah." 2D answered.

"How long do we have left?" Murdoc asked.

"I dunno. Can't remember." 2D asked.

Just then, the room became hot. Then, it began to fog up. The fog was thick and black. Soon, the fog turned into thick smoke.

2D began to cough. "What the hell?!"

Before either of them could say anything else, Camellia popped up in the room with the two men. "Hello boys." She said with a smile.

"Camellia?! How the hell did you find out where we live?" Murdoc asked.

"I have a crystal ball, dumbass." She replied simply.

"Or maybe you stalk us…" 2D mumbled under his breath.

"I'll pretend that I didn't hear that. Anyway, I've come here for a reason."

"For what? To screw with us even more?" Murdoc asked.

"Or put us in an alternate universe?" 2D asked.

"I WAS gonna shorten your sentence, but because you're being so mean…"

"NO, NO! Please, I'm sorry!" Both men said in unison. "Continue." Murdoc said.

"Well, since you guys have been getting along so well for the past week, I've decided to shorten your sentence-"

"YES!" Murdoc shouted.

"-BUT since you guys were total assholes when I got here, I've decided against it."

The boys fell silent. 2D's head dropped. Camellia noticed the solemn look on their faces. "What? You guys don't like being each other?"

"NO! I fucking hate it." Murdoc spoke up first.

"Yeah. It's total hell. Murdoc's got demons and Satan himself calling. It's scary when they do it at night…"

"Awww…" Camellia cooed. "Okay. I will shave a week off of your sentence." When she said that, the boys' faces lit up. "On one condition; you have to sign this contract." She snapped her fingers and a piece of paper appeared. This contract states that I will be returned safely to my correct body a week earlier than intended, was on the paper, along with two dotted lines.

"Okay! I'm in!" Murdoc chirped cheerily. He eagerly signed his name.

2D on the other hand, wasn't as eager as Murdoc. "I don't know…" He looked at the contract skeptically. "I think we should just wait out that one week…" 2D said as he examined the contract.

Murdoc pulled 2D to the side. "Excuse us." He said to Camellia as he led 2D towards the other end of the room. "Are you fucking insane?! This is the chance to get back in our bodies sooner. A week sooner, to be exact. I'm not about to let you screw this up for me or you. Sign your bloody name on the bloody contract!" Murdoc hissed.

"But Murdoc, we're dealing with a witch! There's no telling what kind of tricks that bitch has up her sleeve." 2D countered.

"I think she's serious. C'mon, trust me. Don't you miss Noodle? Don't you want to kiss her? Hug her?" Murdoc asked.

"…okay…" 2D said, finally giving up. He and Murdoc walked back to Camellia. "Is there any fine print?" 2D asked, still a little skeptical of her bargain.

"No. None at all." She answered.

"Fine." 2D said as he signed

"Okay. I'll be on my way." Camellia said.

"Wait! How much longer do we have?" 2D asked.

"One more week." She answered. And with that, she disappeared.

"I don't know about you, but I'm about to run to the store." Murdoc said as he turned to 2D.

"Really? What for?" 2D asked.

"A box of tissues and a bottle of lotion." Murdoc said flatly.

"Count me in." 2D said.

"Meet me down stairs in 5 minutes." Murdoc said.

"Roger." 2D said as he left out. Murdoc grabbed a shirt and some jeans. Once he got dressed, he walked out of the room.

"Those fools. They actually trust me. HA!" Camellia said as she sipped on her glass of wine. "How hopeful they are. They actually expect to switch back after next week. Maybe they would be if that damned 2D hadn't call me a bitch. Then, he questioned me! 'Is there any fine print?' Of course there isn't! Fine print is too mainstream for me. I'm into invisible print now." She cackled as she shined a light on the place that had the secret print on the contract. I am agreeing to let Camellia do as she pleases, whether it be bogus or not, was scribbled in that place. "I don't like being called a bitch. I can show him how much of one I can be." She laughed evilly as she thought up her next plot to screw with Murdoc and 2D.

Murdoc and 2D were walking through the isles looking for unscented lotion. They were both quiet, until Murdoc broke the silence. "Y'know, I just realized something…"

"What?" 2D asked.

"I'm shopping for lotion and tissue. Never would I have ever thought I would be shopping for lotion and tissue. Especially with YOU."

"Well, there's a first for everything." 2D said.

"Yeah. Like meeting a voodoo witch." Murdoc said.

"Heh. And ending up swapping bodies because your mate is an asshole." 2D laughed.

"And going shopping for masturbating tools 'cause your mate doesn't want you to fuck his girlfriend." Murdoc laughed. The two men laughed at their situation, until they were crying from laughing so hard.

"Maybe this isn't as bad as it seems…" 2D said. The boys got quiet. "Bullshit." They said in unison and laughed again.

"But I will be honest. You're not so annoying when I'm nice to you."

"Yeah, you're not that much of an asshole either."

After retrieving what they came for, they left out of the store laughing at their predicament. Once they got into the car, those laughs turned into cries.

"I wanna be in my own body!" 2D wailed.

"Yeah *sniff* your body sucks!" Murdoc whined.

"No matter how many times I shower, your body still manages to smell a little bit like halitosis on toast."2D sobbed.

"And I don't like the smell of butterscotch!" Murdoc sniffled. The boys both grabbed each other in a tight hug and cried harder.

"AHA! I've got the perfect idea!" Camellia shouted. "How about I let them switch back properly in a week and put a little spice in what they're used to?" Camellia waved her hands and just like that, her evil plan was set in motion.

Hey guys! I know it's been FORVER since I've updated, and for that I'm sorry. I've got a lot of things going on. I'm drawing a comic for morethanjustausername's story, I still trying to color the cover art for this story, I'm trying to teach myself how to play guitar, and a million other things. Until next time guys~