Once Murdoc and 2D got home, they were greeted by Russel and Noodle in the kitchen. "Uh guys. I think you need to see this…" Russel said peering at them from behind the computer.

"What's up?" Murdoc said.

"This. On YouTube…" Noodle said as she turned her laptop around to reveal Antione Dodson's face.

"OH! I LOVE him! He so funny." 2D chirped.

"I don't think you'll love him after you hear what he has to say…" Russel said as he motion for Noodle to start the video.

News Reporter: Mr. Dodson was is New Orleans for Marti Gras this year with his niece when something inappropriate happened in front of her.

Antoine Dodson: UM, OBVIOUSLY we have a couple of GAY CELEBERTIES in New Orleans! They humpin' in yo' windows, all up in front of yo' people, tryna bust a nut. So you need to hide yo' kids' eyes, hide yo' wife's eyes, and hide yo' husband's cuz they out here humpin' in front of everybody! You ain't gotta tell us you gay, we already know! So you can run and tell THAT! Home boys! By the way, if y'all wanna holler my number is (316) 475—

News Reporter: Okay Mr. Dodson that is all.

Murdoc turned pale, and 2D looked like he was going to puke. "That's not all." Noodle said as she typed something into the search bar in YouTube and pulled up some videos of Murdoc and 2D's previous encounters. Noodle clicked on a video of the most recent one, where there was no audio, and all you saw was 2D on top to Murdoc. Then they finally got up and ran away holding hands. Noodle turned her laptop back around and closed it, folding her hands on top of it. "Now," she started calmly, "Can you please tell me what the fuck is this about," she turned towards Russel, "Excuse my French." She apologized, still maintaining to keep calm.

The boys spoke at the same time. "Itsnotmyfaultheseducedmetogetmywalletsoichasedhim downthestreettogetitbackandisatoontopofhim!" 2D said. Murdoc said "Itisn'tmyfaultthisidiotwouldn'tletmegetmywalletso icouldtakeacabsoiranawayand—"

"SHUT YOU'RE ASSES UP NOW!" Noodle shouted, which shut both of the boy down. "Okay, 2D you first."

"I'M NOT GAY! I'll NEVER, EVER get with Murdoc. I don't care how many pictures, cosplays, and fanfiction fans make, it's never happening!

"Wait," Russel interrupted. "How do you know about all of that?"

2D began sweating. "…"

"And tell me again. You're not gay?" Murdoc said with a raised eyebrow.

"S-Shut up! I get bored and go on google and whatnot and put in 'Gorillaz' okay?"

"I bet you're queer ass looks at all the smutty pictures of me and you." Murdoc laughed. "I bet you go on Rule34!" He continued laughing harder.

"…wait… How do you know about that?" Noodle asked, which stopped Murdoc's laughing.

"See? I told you they were gay…" Russel grumbled.

Noodle looked at the boys and raised an eyebrow. "Well. What's your story?"

Murdoc spoke up. "I wanted to take a cab, so I took his wallet and ran. He chased me to get it back. Simple."

Noodle nodded. "Okay. You guys are dismissed."

The boys hurried out of the kitchen, and on their way out, they heard Russel mumble "I still think their gay."

Murdoc and 2D ended up in Murdoc's room.

"I need a smoke after that one…" Murdoc sighed.

"Yeah. Me too." 2D said. He watched as Murdoc walked to get his pack of fags. Well, that's what he thought, Murdoc passed the nightstand they were sitting on, which made 2D raise an eyebrow. He cocked his head to the side as Murdoc lifted up his mattress. Who puts fags under the bed-wait... He isn't about to… 2D's fears were confirmed when Murdoc pulled a bag of blunts from below the mattress. He smirked at 2D's expression.

"Murdoc, I'm not going to—"but he was cut off when Murdoc lit the blunt, pushed him down on the floor and sat on his stomach.

"Sorry, but you are." He shoved the blunt in 2D's lips and pinched his nose, knowing he'd have to breathe through his mouth sooner or later.

1 hour later~

"*cough* No more! Mercy!" 2D chocked out as he took his 30th pull in total.

"You should be good for a while." Murdoc laughed as he finished off the blunt he had in his hand.

"I haven't been bad…" 2D said, almost sounding hurt. His eyes were turning a bit red, and he spoke in almost a whisper.

"No you idiot. I mean with being high." Murdoc slurred.

"Heehee. I'm fuck as high bro~" 2D laughed.

"2D. You're an idiot."

"No I'm not." He argued. "I'm Stuart Tusspot."

Murdoc sighed "'Tusspot's not you're name…" he said and he pinched the bridge of his nosed. Before 2D could say anymore, Murdoc changed the subject. "Hey, I remember once I sacrificed a buffalo. That was hard 'cause this one in particular was as big as Russ was in 2001!"

"I love buffalo wings." 2D said slowly.

"I'm never giving you weed again…" Murdoc said.

"My name's not again… It's 2D." He said as if he were correcting Murdoc.

"If you wanna get technical it's Stuart." Murdoc said.

"I'm just tryna make peace, my brotha…" 2D said.

"Great. Now you're turning into a hippie." Murdoc said sarcastically.

"No I'm not. I'm just trying to stay in one with the darkness and the weed smoke and the—OW!" in the middle of his rant, Murdoc slapped him in the face. 2D recovered quickly and started laughing. "Gotcha!"

"Let's talk about more serious matters…" Murdoc said.

2D stopped laughing and sat up straight. "Okay."

"Russel and Noodle are starting to figure out we're hiding something…" Murdoc announced.

"Yeah. No shit Sherlock." 2D said flatly.

"They think we're gay. So, we have to show them we're not." Murdoc said.

"How are we gonna do that?" 2D asked.

"Simple. You take Noodle out and talk to her. Try to find out what's going through her head." Murdoc said.

"What?! In your body? No way." 2 D said.

"Come on. Trust me on this." Murdoc said.

"Okay." 2D agreed.

"Good." Murdoc said triumphantly.

"Murdoc…" 2D said quietly.

"Yeah?" He responded.

"Can I wait till tomorrow? Because she'll turn me down while I'm this high…" 2D said.

"Okay. Tomorrow." Murdoc said.

"Well, I'm about to go to bed. Get out." 2D said as he yawned.

"Okay, damn. Night." Murdoc said as he got up to leave out of the room.

"Night."

The next day after breakfast, 2D stopped Noodle before she could go up to her room. "Hey luv, can I ask you something?"

"Sure. Ask away." Noodle said.

"Wanna go out for lunch today?" He said.

"Okay! How about 12?" she asked.

"Yeah. That's great." 2D said.

"'Kay. See you then." She waved as she walked up to her room.

Super sorry for the long wait (and the suckish chapter :/ ). This was supposed to be up sooner, but because I couldn't find where I put this, I was going to take the time to remember the few words I typed for this chapter, then I remembered where I put it today! Lol shoutout to morethanjustausername just because XD