Tony: Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper…
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"So he sniped Salim…then other bad guy…then was in the facility to shoot the other bad guy within seconds…how is that possible?" Abby questioned her friend as they sat comfortably on his couch later that evening.
Tony didn't question. "You're the one who thinks he's magic….you tell me."
"So this just further substantiates my theory…I mean, we know Gibbs can run, but not that fast…maybe twenty years ago…oh my gosh…that's it…"
Tony feared asking. "What is?"
"Maybe he ages on the outside, but not physically."
"Physically is on the outside…"
"I mean, on the inside outside…"
"Uh huh," He handed her some more coffee. "Here, drink this."
"I'm serious Tony…do you have any other explanation?"
"He's Gibbs…" He stated simply. "The man needs no explanation."
"I cant except that Tony…I'm a scientist."
"Then scientificate…."
Abby squinted at him. "Hey…I thought I was only one allowed to make up words."
"Sorry…" he conceded, standing up to get some more pizza. "Must've forgot…been a long few months…"
The mood suddenly became somber. "Yeah…crazy to think things will actually return to normal soon…well our state of normal anyway…"
"Where name calling is common place…" Tony began.
"And butchering the English language…"
"Drinking enormous amount of coffee…"
"Physical abuse…"
"Sexual harassment…"
"Incredible crime solving skills…"
"Long drawn out stories…"
"Talking to dead people…"
"Friendship…"
"Family..." Abby concluded with a smile; before putting her finger up. "We almost forgot one…"
Tony had to smile. "How could we forget?"
She grinned ear to ear before concluding finally… "And magic…"
