"No. Nonononono… This can't be happening." Murdoc said as… err she paced back and forth in the bathroom.

"Murdoc." 2D said in a quiet voice.

"WHAT?!" Murdoc snapped.

"Could you put on a shirt? I don't wanna see your boobs…" she said in a quiet voice.

"Shut the hell up…" Murdoc sighed. She stopped and took the time to examine 2D.

2D maintained her tall and slender stature, with blue locks that stopped about 3 inches past her shoulders, and a large bust.

"Hmp, not fair…" Murdoc pouted, putting her arms over her chest.

"What?" 2D asked.

"Your boobs are bigger than mine…"

"Murdoc, we just woke up to discover that we're women, and this is all you can worry about?!" 2D snapped. "And I don't know why you're bitching about having smaller boobs, you're curvier than me!"

Murdoc was indeed curvier than 2D, but she didn't care. "So. I think boobs are better than having an hourglass figure."

2D grabbed Murdoc and turned her around. "But your ass is bigger!"

"Oh really now?" Murdoc said as he tried to look at himself.

"YEAH! So are you happy now?!"

"Heh. Even as females I still pwn you." Murdoc chuckled.

2D glared daggers into Murdoc. Suddenly, they heard a knock on the door.

"Are you okay?" Noodle asked.

"Yeah, 'cause I heard a lot of screaming." Russel said. "I bet Murdoc finally stooped so low he raped a girl…" He mumbled, earning him a glare from Noodle

Obviously, all of the commotion stirred the guitarist and the drummer from their sleep. They came to investigate the situation.

The girls froze, not knowing what to do. They prayed to Satan, Buddha, anybody that was listening that the other bandmates would just turn and leave.

The bandmates walked into the bathroom. Murdoc and 2D stood there staring at Noodle and Russel, while the latter did the same. All was silent, until Murdoc spoke up.

"Heh, you see the weirdest stuff in this bathroom, huh?"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…What?" Was all Noodle could say.

"We have a perfectly good explanation for this." 2D said.

"Okay. You guys have somehow turned into women. Tell me how you're going to explain that…" Noodle said.

"Maybe they got surgery so they could be women…" Russel mumbled. "I told you they were gay…"

"WE'RE NOT GAY LARDASS! It was Camellia!" Murdoc blurted.

"So, she did all of this?" Noodle asked.

"YEAH!" the boys said in unison.

"Why… why would she do this to you and she hasn't seen you guys in a month?" Noodle asked.

"Well… You see, about that… Camellia switched-" 2D started.

Murdoc intervened before 2D could give away their switcheroo secret ((see what I did dare?)). "What he's trying to say is, Camellia switched our genders because she was practicing her magic on us!"

"Why on you two idiots?" Russel asked.

"She gave me $100 and I dragged both of us into this." Murdoc blurted. "I ran out of Tequila and I wanted to buy a couple of bottles with that money."

"Okay. I think we might have to New Orleans and pay her a visit, yeah?" Russel said.

"I think we should too. I want a BOYfriend, not a GIRLfriend." Noodle said.

"We could still be act like a couple. I might be a girl, but I'm still a boy…" 2D said as she put her head down.

Noodle walked up to her a put her hand on her cheek. She ran her fingers down to her chin and lifted 2D's head up. "I know 2D. But how will our fans react if they see me with a girl? Especially if she looks like a girl version of their favorite singer." Noodle reasoned.

"I guess you have a point." 2D sighed.

"Good." She said to 2D. She turned around to face Russel. "Okay, so are we going to get packed and go to New Orleans with 2D and Murdoc, or are we going to let them go by their selves?"

"I think they should go by themselves." Russel said.

"I agree. Me and Faceache should go by ourselves." Murdoc said.

Noodle nodded understandingly. She gently grabbed 2D's hand. "You sure you'll be okay?"

2D took a deep breath. "Yeah. I- we will be okay." She said as she looked down at Noodle and gave her signature goofy grin.

"It's decided." Murdoc started. "Back to New Orleans it is!"

I know, I know. This chapter wasn't very eventful :/ but that will change with the next chapter, and the chapters to come. I was listening to Alluring Secret~ Black Vow by Vocaloid (you should soooo check it out /watch?v=YxzmspNVUzY&list=LL7STWXlb5EEg_er2bK2I-zw ), so that's why there was a teeny bit of Fem 2DXNoodle. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. And please tell me what you think of it ;~; this was a bit awkward to write, and I think I might've made the characters out of character...