Noodle and Russel stood by the door seeing 2D and Murdoc off.
"You sure you don't want us to come with you?" She asked as she looked up at the girls.
"Yeah! We're big girls! We don't need you accompanying us." Murdoc said.
Noodle and Russel hugged the girls before they left out of the flat to head back to New Orleans…
Murdoc and 2D took a cab to the airport.
"Hey Murdoc?" 2D said.
"What?" the latter said back.
"Are you still afraid of flying?"
"…A little." Murdoc said shyly.
"How did you cope with that the last couple of times we flew?"
Murdoc chuckled. "Music, sleeping, and a lot of booze."
2D cocked his head to the side. "How did you manage to sneak booze on the plane?" she asked.
"If I can escape out of Mexican jail, I can do anything." Murdoc said.
They continued the next minutes talking about their plan when they get to New Orleans. They arrived at the airport and grabbed their luggage before paying the cab driver $21.50.
"Oh yeah, by the way want you to wear these sunglasses." Murdoc said as she handed 2D some really dark sunglasses.
"Why?" 2D said as she frowned.
"Because dumbass, first of all I said so, and secondly, because I don't want people to see you're dents. They will think it's odd to see a girl with blue hair and blackened eyes."
"Maybe they'll think I'm a cosplayer for a female version of myself." 2D said.
"You seriously have to stay off the internet…" Murdoc said.
After some threats and persuading later, 2D finally put on the glasses.
"There, much better. Now you look like a tall girl with a bad hair dye." Murdoc said approvingly.
"Fuck you!" 2D said.
"Not even as a girl." Murdoc shot back. "Our plane should be arriving in about 2 hours." She said.
"Hey, why didn't we leave out later?" 2D asked.
"Because, it's better to be early than late." Murdoc said, obviously annoyed by the question.
2D didn't seem to notice. "But if we would've left around an hour later we wouldn't have to wait as long-" Murdoc cut her off.
"I DON'T CARE! I WANTED TO BE EARLY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!"
2D glared at Murdoc. "That's all you had to say. What? Your thong is up too high?"
Murdoc turned around and thumped 2D in the forehead.
"HEY! Don't thump me!" 2D shouted.
"I just did." Murdoc countered.
2D thumped Murdoc back in her forehead. "Ha! Take that."
Murdoc thumped 2D back in her arm, and soon they were thumping each other back and forth. Murdoc grabbed 2D's arms and kept thumping her in her forehead. 2D shoved Murdoc to the ground and kneeled down to deliver thumps back. Murdoc grabbed her arms and pulled 2D- a big mistake. 2D came toppling on top of her, their cheeks pressed against each other.
"Get off of me." Murdoc managed to get out. "Having tits makes you heavier."
"Let go of me!" 2D said as he tried to get up.
"No! You're going to thump me again."
"No I'm not! Now let me go!"
They paused when they noticed a group of 13 men staring at them, some gaping in awe, others drooling. Murdoc immediately let go of 2D, and she hastily got off of Murdoc.
"Why do these things happen when we're in public?" Murdoc groaned. She got up from the floor. She and 2D walked away, but the men kept following them.
"BUGGAH' OFF YOU CREEPS!" 2D exclaimed. The men grumbled and went their separate ways.
For over half an hour, men kept coming up to 2D flirting with her, which was pissing Murdoc off.
"What's wrong Murdoc?" 2D asked her.
"'WHAT'S WRONG'?! I'll tell you what's 'wrong'! All these men keep coming up to you giving you their bloody contact information or telling you you look good with blue hair, or you have nice boobs!"
"Are you jealous?" 2D asked.
"No I'm not fucking jealous! I look so much better than you, they should be all over me!"
"Murdoc, I'm seriously starting to think you like men…"
"I LIKE GIRLS, OKAY?!" Murdoc shouted.
"Okay, okay jeez." 2D said.
They noticed a group of girls kept looking at them and whispering things to each other. Then, they'd erupt in giggles.
This was just pissing Murdoc off even more.
"What the fuck those broads keep looking at?" Murdoc said.
"This is just like those movies about highschool; the popular girls picking on the pretty, some-what-popular-but-not-really girls." 2D said.
One of the girls shouted over to them, Murdoc in particular. "Greenie!" The other girls burst into a fit of giggles.
"Okay, I won't feel bad for punching that slag because I'm a girl…" Murdoc said as she jumped up.
2D held her back. "No Mudsie! Just sit down, will ya?!"
Another girl in the group shouted over to 2D. "HEY! Girl with the fucked up dye. Sit your Mega Milk ass down and let Greenie come over here!" The other girls started to laugh.
"I bet she won't say that once I kick her ass!" 2D said as he tried to charge at the girls, with Murdoc holding him back.
"We're just going to ignore them and wait for our flight to arrive, okay?" Murdoc said. 2D grumbled a response and sat back down.
The girls kept throwing insults at the duo, each one upsetting them more and more until 2D jumped up and screamed at them at the top of her lungs. "FUCK YOU! WOULD YOU PRISSY WANNNA BE BITCHES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A LIFE?!" Spit flew out of her mouth s she continued. "ME AND MY FRIEND ARE WAITING FOR OUR FLIGHT, AND HERE COME YOU SLAGS MESSING WITH US. IF YOU SAY SOMETHING ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME- GOD HELP I'M GOIG TO HURT YOU BADLY!" She finished her rant red faced.
All of the girls were quiet and pale, except for one. She was obviously the ring leader. "SAY IT TO MY FACE!" She said as she jumped up.
This time, Murdoc jumped up. "YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING?! DO SOMETHING!"
"Flight 23 has just arrived." The announcer said.
Murdoc and 2D grabbed their luggage and passed by the girls slowly. On the count of three they both hit the ring leader and her nose and ran, the sounds of her groupies screams quickly fading behind them.
Okay, I'm really sorry for the foul mouth-ness, but it as needed. Oh, and Mega Milk is a meme, and a manga. It's both funny and vulgar, so unless you like girls, don't read (and I said like girls for a reason T.T') But anyway, hope you enjoyed reading this chapter as much as I enjoyed reading this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it.