"Mommy!" A little girl whined to her mother.
"Sweetie, I'll be back in just a second. Let Mommy use the restroom."
The little girl began to scream.
"I swear to Satan I'm about to beat the shit outta her." Murdoc said angrily as she jumped up.
2D held her down. "No Murdoc! Please don't."
Murdoc sat back down. She grew agitated that the little girl kept screaming and hollering. She couldn't take it anymore. Murdoc got up and leaned over the seat.
"Look you little screamin' ass banshee, if you don't shut the hell up I'm going to give you a reason to cry."
The girl stopped screaming and looked up at Murdoc with angry eyes. She took in a deep breath.
Murdoc caught where she was going with this. "You better not do it…"
Finally, with wrath, she screamed a blood curdling scream at the top of her lungs.
Murdoc stuck out her tongue, face twisted in rage and screamed just as loud.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
This seemed to scare the little girl, and she looked up at him with a scared expression.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" She screamed as she stuck her tongue out once more and wiggled it while showing her shark-like teeth. The little girl began to cry, but she didn't scream this time.
Almost everyone had their heads turned and stared at the scene that played out in front of them. Murdoc let her tongue roll out of her mouth at its full length as a sign to tell people to turn back around, and they obeyed.
"Murdoc," 2D started, "All that was really unnecessary."
"Does it look like I give a rat's ass?"
"No but-"
"Then shut up." Murdoc silenced the blunette.
The little girl's mother came out to see her daughter crying.
"Aw baby. Mommy's back now." She said as she hugged her daughter. "Why are you crying so much?"
She looked over at Murdoc, who glared harder, and began to cry more.
"Uh, excuse me miss, but my daughter seems to be a bit startled by you. Did you happen to scare by any chance?"
Murdoc sneered. "Yeah, your little banshee wouldn't stop screaming like an idiot so I told her to shut up."
The mother blinked. "Excuse me?-"
Murdoc cut her off and continued. "'Course I had to get a li'l mean, but Aunt Muddy meant no harm! Right?" She nudged the little girl, who yelped and cried even harder.
The mother, who was too shocked to take in the scenario quickly, simply turned around and returned to comforting her child.
"Bitches…"
The mother whipped her head around. "Excuse me-"
She was cut off by Murdoc once more. "You're excused. Are you gassy or something?" Murdoc said casually.
2D tried as hard as she could to stop the smile from appearing on her features. The last thing she needed to do was encourage Murdoc.
Murdoc noticed and decided to crank it up a notch.
"Look lady, I will NOT tolerate you bullying my kid!"
"This is a free country."
"You can't say that because we're not in America!"
"Well smartass, if you'd look at the time and listened to the pilot, we arrived in the country a long time ago. You probably hadn't heard him because of your screeching."
"I DO NOT SCREECH!" The mother said.
"How about we introduce ourselves? I'm Murrrr-" He stumbled to find a female name for himself. "-randa. Maranda. This is Stacey." He motioned to the red faced 2D. "And Stacey, this is Big Banshee-" She motioned to the mother. "-and Banshee Jr." She motioned to the little girl.
2D couldn't take it anymore. She threw her head back and allowed the laugh she'd held back for so long escape her lips.
The flight attendant walked up to them. "Is everything okay?"
Murdoc was the first to speak. "No Miss, it seems as if I've found a pair of banshees. I thought it was against the rules to bring animals and such on a plane."
"Banshees are mythical creatures not animals!" The mother retorted.
"Heh, someone knows what they are…" Murdoc chuckled.
2D snorted loudly.
"Ma'am, it is against our policy to insult other passengers." The flight attendant said.
"Well, I fear for my life being around her. I'll be sure to call my family soon."
The flight attendant sighed. "Do as you must. Just please, do not insult the passengers." She walked away.
"When we get back to London, I'll have my lawyer call you!"
"Good luck with trying to find me luv." Murdoc grinned.
Once the plane landed, 2D and Murdoc collected their suit cases and caught a cab to the same hotel they stayed at before. Murdoc and 2D got settled in their rooms then met up in Murdoc's for a 'meeting'.
"We're marching right up to Camellia and demanding that she turns us back in blokes tomorrow morning."
"Hey Murdoc?"
"What is it dullard?"
"Have you noticed that Camellia is a bit more… magical than most voodoo witches?"
"So what are you saying? She's something more powerful?" Murdoc taunted.
2D put her head down in embarrassment.
"Well? I'm waiting for your answer!" Murdoc said, which made 2D flinch a bit.
"Maybe…"
Murdoc sighed in an exasperated fashion. "Christ, you're an idiot."
2D looked back up. "But what if it's true?! You can't tell me you don't think she can do a little bit more than voodoo."
"Shut up. I'm going to go take a piss." Murdoc walked over to the bathroom and slammed the door.
2D sighed and sat on Murdoc's bed. Then he heard Murdoc scream. He jumped up and ran to the door.
"What's wrong Murdoc?!" He asked frantically.
"C-CALL NOODLE!" Murdoc screamed back.
2D fumbled to get his phone out. He went to his contacts and clicked on the one that said Noodle with a heart by it and pressed the call button.
"What do I ask her?"
"Aske her if it's okay to be bleeding from your nether regions." Murdoc said, having calmed down a bit.
Heh heh... Guess who realized they hadn't updated in a month? This girl XD Ahh, Niyah; talking about awkward/risqué situations since 2000 XD Okay, so I'm really sorry I made you guys wait ;n; But you know... Aliens and shit (lol whut)
I got the who 'banshee' thing from myself... Yeah, whenever someone screams I say they scream like a banshee. So when I typed that I realized that I kinda went out of character (right?) I kept it because I thought it fit (oh glawb, I'm a Murdoc...)
SO, I hoped you guys enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed typing it.
P.S. NEVER eat Nutella...