OMG I just discovered something I thought was hilarious so I immediately typed up this short chapter! Sorry about the shortness of this update, and a quick heads up; this story is (finally!) coming to an end. A say the may have 3-5 more chapters tops. Hope you like this one!


"And that's what a period is." Noodle completed her explanation to Murdoc. She made him put it on speaker just in case 2D came on hers as well.

"You guys need to go to the store and get some pads for Murdoc." Noodle.

Russel snorted loudly. "I've said that before, but I never thought we'd be serious while saying it!" Russel laughed so hard he fell.

Noodle shot him a dirty look.

"Shut up Lardass!" Murdoc shouted into the transmitter.

"You'll go to WalMart and get some, right?" Noodle asked.

"Yeah, yeah." Murdoc grumbled.

"Good. Best of luck to you guys!" Noodle said before hanging up.

Murdoc hung up and sighed. "C'mon faceache, you're coming with me…"

2D's eyes flushed white. "What?! Why?"

"Because I said so!"

2D flinched a bit. Not wanting to start a fight, she put her head down in defeat and pulled her jacket on and put her shades back on.

They called a cab to take them to the store, and entered it with a look of determination on their faces.

"Okay, I want you to help me look for them." Murdoc said as she turned to the singer, who nodded in response.

They walked past the isle smelling of various feminine body washes and stopped once they reached the female personal care isle. They looked at the different objects in awe and intimidation.

"There's so many to choose from, which do we pi-" 2D was cut off by Murdoc grabbing a random pack of pads and running away from the isle as fast as she could.

"I'm going to look the liquor store. Stay in here and look around for a while until I come back." She spoke quickly as she departed.

2D rolled her eyes and began to wonder aimlessly through random isles. She passed the toy isle, the bedding and linen isle, and was now in the electronics isle. She looked at the various tablets and laptops being displayed to coax customers into buying them. She played around with them when a salesperson approached her.

"Hi ma'am, are you looking for anything in particular?" He asked.

2D shook her head. "No, I'm just window shopping, s'all."

"I don't mean to be rude, but are from here?"

She smiled. "No, I'm from England."

"I can tell; you have a cute accent."

"Heh heh, thanks. Ooh flat screens!" 2D walked off before the salesman could further try to flirt with her.

The televisions each had the news on. They were reporting the sight of a double rainbow earlier that day.

"Woah, a full double rainbow…" She walked closer to the monitor and stared at it in awe.

Meanwhile Murdoc had just purchased a couple bottles of rum and Jack Daniels and was walking back to WalMart. When she stepped inside, there were few people in site.

That's odd… She thought to herself. She walked through some isles before spotting a rather large crowd gathered around the electronics section.

"I swear I'll kill that dullard if he did anything stupid." Murdoc growled and barged through the crowd.

In the center was 2D having an episode at the televisions.

"It's a double rainbow all the way… Oh my god. A double all the way across the sky. Oh my god. Damn." She was so close to the screen that her nose was touching it.

"What does this mean? It's so bright and pretty. So intense." She began to sob.

She began singing. "Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky. Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense. Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky. Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow."

The whole time the basssist watched the spectacle in front of him and began to get pissed.

"I can't believe I missed it. Oh my god why?" She grabbed onto the salesman who tried to flirt with her earlier and cried harder.

He looked taken back for a second before giving her an awkward pat on the back.

In the middle of her crying she smiled. "Oh my god, I'm just happy they got it on camera."

She began singing again.

"Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky. Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense. Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky. Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow!"

She began spinning like a ballerina.

That's when Murdoc had decided to put an end to the singer's 'show'. She pushed her way through the crowd and yanked 2D's hair.

"STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SODDING SORRY EXCUSE FOR A SACK OF SKIN!" Murdoc roared in 2D's ear.

"Ow. OW! LET GO ME HAIR! HELP!"

She quickly dragged 2D out of the store before security came.