Okay, so the next chapter should be the last.

2D was having a dream about seeing his female self jump and down.

"Hee hee. Boobs…" She giggled.

"GET THE FUCK UP!" Murdoc shouted in her ear.

She jumped up. "Why? I was having a nice dream." She said sadly.

Murdoc rolled her eyes. "Yeah, dreaming about boobs again?"

"…Those don't come often…"

"I hear you mumble 'mmmm, big, bouncy boobs' almost every night you idiot."

"That isn't the point." She said quickly. "Murdoc, can you at least give me another hour of sleep?"

"We have to go see Camellia today ponce!"

"Okay, half an hour. Please?" She begged.

"Satan, okay go the fuck to sleep!"

2D laid back down.

"I would also appreciate it if you would wake me up a little nicer as well. Maybe with a song..." She trailed off, sighing as she drifted back to sleep.

Murdoc didn't know if she wanted to slap her, yell at her, of push her off the bed. She suddenly got an idea on how she would wake the latter.

She waited until 2D fell into a deep sleep to wake her up singing 'Wake Up' by Suicide Silence.

She leaned close to 2D's ear, cupped her hands around her mouth, and as loud as she could get she roared.

"WAKE UP, WAKE UP! THIS NO HALLUCINATION!"

2D once again jolted up from her sleep screaming. She toppled over the edge of her bed.

"How was waking up to that song? Now get the fuck up and get dressed you brainless bitch." And with that she stomped out of 2D's room.

2D was quiet, then blinked. "..Wait…" She started, talking to herself. "How did she get in here in the first place?"

She shook her head and got up and got ready to leave.

After 30 minutes the pair found themselves in a cab.

"When we get there, we jump her." Murdoc said with a smirk, her red eye on fire.

"No! We'll just calmly ask her to change us back." The singer interjected, speaking quickly.

"And what if she doesn't?" Murdoc asked as she folded her arms over her chest.

"…Then we'll jump her." 2D said coolly, shrugging and sitting back.

The latter grumbled. "I think we should jump her first…"

Before they knew it, they were standing in front of Camellia's apartment. They walked up the familiar twisted, narrow staircase and were greeted by a smiling Camellia at the top. She was clad in a black short sleeved shirt, a gray vest with a red diamond pattern, black skinny jeans, and red, high heel stilettos. Her long locks held loose curls.

"Hello boys! Or, should I say girls?" She giggled maliciously at her own joke.

"Look, we didn't come here for trouble. We first want to ask you why you went against the contract we had you sign." Murdoc said, breathing in so she wouldn't yell.

With a snap of her fingers, the contract was in her hand. She shined a light to make the invisible text appear.

"You never said not to have invisible text." She said with a sly smirk.

The bassist read the neon blue words and growled, clenching her fists. "You little-" She charged at Camellia.

2D grabbed her. "NO! Calm down!"

The witch smiled. "Settle down Murdoc. You wouldn't want me to do more switching, would you? I haven't used my magic in a while, and this would be the perfect opportunity to use it once more."

Murdoc glared daggers and yanked away from 2D's grip, deciding against fighting Camellia.

"Let's sit down." She led the pair to her table and sat them across from her seat.

"I'm going to be honest with you guys." She folded her together. "You're getting on my nerves." She straight-faced them.

"…Wha-"

Camellia cut 2D off. "You see, I've been observing you since January, and I've witnessed how you guys act towards each other. All of this was supposed to teach you guys how it is to be each other so you'd get along better. You idiotic humans argue like an old, married couple."

The boys' mouths were agape.

"So you mean-"

Camellia cut Murdoc off this time. "Yes, I knew who you were before you knew who I was." She answered his half asked question.

"How come you couldn't have just used your magic to make us get along?" 2D asked.

Camellia held up her index finger. "One; because I can only change what people are willing to change. You two aren't willing to get along." She mumbled to herself. "I think it's mostly Murdoc because he doesn't want to admit he has a thing for you…"

"Huh?" The bassist and singer said in unison.

"I didn't say a thing."

"But you just-"

"Anyway." The witch cut 2D off. "If you haven't noticed because you were too busy arguing, I'm a little more than just a voo-doo witch…"

"I knew I was right!" Murdoc cried. "Told you!" He nudged 2D hard.

"What?! You were the one that said I was stupid when I said she wasn't a voo-doo witch!"

Camellia glared hard the bickering musicians and snapped her fingers to duct tape their mouths shut.

"AS I WAS SAYING…" She started. "I am actually a normal witch. I just happen to know how to do voo-doo."

Upon hearing muffled words spoken be the singer, she snapped her fingers to remove the tape from their mouth.

"How did you know how to communicate with the devil then?"

She chuckled. "Funny story in fact. Lucifer contacted me and asked if I could do all of this."

"When you two fight, Murdoc always 'swears to Satan', and that was pissing him off, as well as annoying him."

"But, why did you make us girls?" Murdoc asked.

"Because, body swapping wasn't enough, and I wanted a laugh." She laughed.

Murdoc glared at the witch.

"So… Are you gonna change us back to blokes?" 2D asked.

Camellia sighed. "There's no hope for you guys. Get along until you go home and you'll be men again."

The musicians got up. "Not promising anything, but I'll try." Murdoc spoke. They descended down the stairs.

The witch rolled her eyes. "Try hard, or else you'll be girls for a little longer!" She called after them.