:P Lily loves the death glare. James is a pureblood, he doesn't hate muggleborns, but it's the best tease I could think of. Thanks to you guys for the reviews. I may be looking for more than a two-shot.
Disclaimer: As much as I would love to, I don't own Harry Potter.
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Lily was supposed to go to her detention with Slughorn now. She sighed, picked up her books, then walked to the potions room.
James was already sitting there.
Lily sat down on the chair 5 chairs beside him. Slughorn went in.
"You two'll be doing me five pages back to back of lines. For Miss Evans, I will not fight with James Potter, and for Mr. Potter, I will not fight with Lily Evans."
They nodded and started working. After 10 minuted, James stopped, then passed the paper to Slughorn.
"Thank you, Mr. Potter. But next time, try to write more legibly. You may go now." Slughorn said.
James smirked and walked out.
Lily grumbled, wrote the last few lines and passed them to Slughorn.
"Thank you, Miss Evans. You may go now." Slughorn said.
Lily nodded and smiled, she walked outside.
Apparently, James was out there, waiting for her. Lily shoved him.
"Out of my way, Potter."
James laughed and put his arm over Lily's shoulders. Lily pinched his arm.
"Sorry, Evans, we have a date today." James said.
Lily rolled her eyes. "You have a date with the floor. Or, you're going to have a date with the floor."
James chuckled. He turned his head to Lily's side and whispered in her ear.
"You know, Love, I can cut this date short." James said.
Lily was annoyed. She wanted to gave James a death look right now, but if she did, she'd be too close to him, might even accidentally kiss him. So she just replied. "How pathetic. Love? Disgusting. And, I might agree to cut this date short, you know."
James chuckled. "Of course." He leaned in even more closer, with his dark bangs fully touching Lily's skin/hair.
Lily could feel his warm breath, so she pushed him away. "I think that's too close, Potter. And as close as you'll ever get. Ever."
James softly chuckled. "Evans, if you really want to cut this date short, and me to never speak of it again, you have to kiss me."
"No. No way. Definitely not." Lily said.
"Don't worry, just a small peck on the cheeks." James said.
Lily snorted. "Fine, but you must never, ever, ever, speak of it, ever."
James smirked, then nodded.
Lily thought about backing out now. But she never wanted to hear of it again, so she decided to do it, as she was half a centimeter from James cheeks, James turned to her side, and her lips met his.
Lily froze. She stammered and fell backwards, she landed on her arse.
James laughed.
Lily gritted her teeth, "You'll pay for that, Potter."
James smirked. "I'm sure I will, someday. But right now, how about I help you get up?"
James extended an arm out to her to help her get up.
Lily sneered at him.
James rolled his eyes. "When someone offers you help, especially if it's a person like me, you do not refuse it, Evans. Besides, you can't seem to get up by yourself."
Lily frowned, she grabbed James's arm and pulled herself up. "Never ever, ever speak of this, Potter."
She stormed away. James smirked.
Lily sat down on the Gryffindor table, but then realized that he could sit beside her at any moment. She stood up and started walking to the Slytherin table. She walked to Severus.
"Sev, could I possibly stay here just for a while?" Lily asked.
Severus looked around his fellow Slytherins, who were looking at Lily with curiosity. Not anger. Good enough. "Yeah, sure."
Lily sat down and scanned the Gryffindor table. Her eyes stopped at a certain person, who was looking at her, and there was a second of eye contact, which Lily broke and continued scanning the room.
The Next Day, which is Saturday.
Lily remembered that there was a Hogwarts trip today. She wore jeans and a shirt and walked to Hogsmeade.
She walked to the ice cream shop. She walked to the counter and ordered the new 'special'. The witch smiled. "That'll be 5 galleons."
"5 galeons?!" Lily shouted.
"Yes, ma'am."
Lily put her hand in her pocket. There wasn't enough, she brought 4 galleons with her.
A hand from the back put 6 galleons on the table. "That'll take care of that. And a fudge sundae for me."
Lily turned to look at the person. James Potter.
"I didn't ask for your charity, Potter." Lily sneered.
James shrugged and grabbed Lily's hand. He dragged her to their table.
"Sit." James said.
"And who gave you control of me?" Lily asked.
"I paid for your wholly expensive ice cream." James said.
Lily cursed under her breath. She sat across Sirius, and beside her was Remus.
Sirius smirked. "Lily! What wonderful surprise."
"Oh no you don't." Lily said. "Now I remember why I hated this place."
Sirius frowned. "Just because you-"
"Do not bring that up." Lily said.
Sirius leaned back in his chair. "When she sn-"
Lily stood up and pointed her wand at Sirius.
Sirius scowled. "Don't fret over it much, Doll, they already know, remember?"
Lily sat back down. "Shut up, Black."
The waitress arrived with their ice cream. Lily immediately ate hers.
"Seriously, Remus, a glass of water?!" Sirius shouted.
Remus raised an eyebrow. "I don't want ice cream."
Sirius frowned.
James laughed. Lily forgot that he was also sitting beside her.
Lily frowned. "Goodbye, guys. Thanks."
She walked out of the shop.
"What is she so angry at?" Sirius asked.
"You." James said.
Sirius snorted. Then saw the unfinished ice cream. "Is she going to finish that?"
"Probably not." James said.
Sirius grabbed it and finished it in a big gulp. "Oh, and I think you should follow your girlfriend."
James gave him a questioning look.
"Follow. Lily. Evans."
"Wouldn't you think it would be better to corner her as a group?" James asked.
"Remus isn't finished with his glass of water yet." Sirius said, pouting at Remus.
Remus scowled at him.
Sirius stood up. Remus followed.
"Where's Peter, by the way?"
"Said he has to study." Remus said.
James snorted. The trio walked to a hill where James was sure it was the place where she went to.
"Get out of here." Lily said.
James smirked. "No, thank you."
He walked towards Lily.
Lily looked at Sirius. Typical black haired flirty pig. Who was devilishly handsome. But Lily would never admit that to anyone. Nor would she admit that she thinks Sirius is sexy. She. Would. Never. Admit. That. His attitude lowered his points a lot to some people, it was a plus to most.
Lily sighed and looked at Remus. Typical, he was good-looking, and smart. Yet he didn't like to flirt as much as James or Sirius, nor was he ever included in their practical jokes.
Peter wasn't here. Good. So she looked at James, dark hair. Typical. She hated him. She hated Sirius, too, really, but hated James more. Sure, he was handsome. But that's all.
She felt uncomfortable. Remus, Sirius and James were staring at her. "What is it this time, Potter?"
James smirked. "Lily, Lily, Lily, you shouldn't ditch your host like that."
"What? Host? Are you mad, Potter?" Lily asked. "Oh, wait, of course you are."
James snorted. "Shut it, Evans. Anyways, I'd like to offer you, your favorite dessert."
"No." Lily said.
James flinched. "What?"
"No." Lily repeated.
"You don't understand. No one has ever turned down an offer from me before."
"Well, I did. Grow up." Lily said.
James sat down on the ground, shocked.
Lily snorted. "So he never really has been rejected?"
Sirius nodded. "Ever."
Lily rolled her eyes. "Come on, Potter, you're just offering me chocolate!"
James stood up and got a pack of chocolate from his pocket. He extended his arm out to give them to Lily.
"Potter, you hate chocolate. Why are you going on around with a pack of them in your pocket?"
"Who told you I hated chocolate?" James asked.
"You did. You told me last year when I dared you to tell me something I don't know." Lily said knowingly.
James huffed and shook the chocolate.
Lily grabbed the chocolate and read the brand. "Hershey's?"
James nodded. "You can read, can't you?"
Lily stuck a tongue out at him, then opened the chocolate.
"So, Evans, I remember not having to give you a counter-dare because your precious Snivelly called you." James said.
"So?"
"I dare you to tell them, or Snivelly, pick one." James said.
"Tell them what?" Lily asked, then took a bite.
James smirked.
"Oh. That." Lily said.
Sirius flipped his hair. "What's this I'm hearing?"
"Yeah, James kissed me yesterday." Lily said.
Remus looked at James. "Lips?"
"Yep." Lily said. "Although he cheated."
"Cheated?" Sirius asked.
"Evans was supposed to kiss me on the cheeks, but I turned to her side on just the right moment, so it wouldn't my cheeks she was kissing." James said, amused by the situation.
"Laugh it off, Potter, you're still going to pay." Lily said.
James smirked. "I might. Probably not."
Lily crumpled the wrapper and threw it at James.
James caught the paper and shoved it in his pocket. He smirked. "I'll treasure this for every day of my life." He joked.
Lily snorted and walked away. "Also, Potter, I'd like to meet with you at the library at 3."
"Wow, James." Sirius said.
"Oh, come on, she'll probably either stand me up, or make me pay." James said.
Sirius laughed. "She already has."
"What?" James asked.
"Nothing. Don't mind me." Sirius said. He knew what Lily's plan was. It was clichéd, but it was brilliant. Especially if it was played on someone like James. Lily asked Sirius specifically to help her. And Remus. Not Peter, Peter couldn't keep a secret.
James frowned. "Seriously, Sirius, what is she planning?"
Sirius laughed, then pulled out a matchbox from his pocket. He took out a match and lighted it. He showed it to James.
"James, this match will light the wick to start the bomb known as Lily Evans's revenge." Sirius said.
James gritted his teeth. "Stop it, Sirius."
"Alright. But watch out. Her revenge just might come running to you. You know, things under your bed and all?" Sirius said, grinning.
"Shut up." James said.
Unknowingly to James, Remus was grinning and sneaked behind James. He yelled loudly at his ear.
James screamed. Screamed like a girl.
Sirius and Remus laughed.
"Bloody precious, James. Also, if you find the air in a single place permeated, and no one else does, be warned. Or anything that shouldn't be permeated, permeated."
"O.K. But what does permeated mean?" James asked.
Remus face-palmed. "Saturated, James. It means saturated."
James frowned. "Why?"
"Just watch out." Sirius said.
"You're scaring Prongs. Let's get back to Hogwarts." Remus said.
Sirius smirked. He put either hand over each of his friends' shoulders. Then the three of them walked back.
James walked to the common room. He felt uneasy. He sniffed the air. It was wet. He sat on his bed. Saturated.
"Sirius, I swear if you did anything to the dorms, I'll kill you!"
Sirius raised an eyebrow. "What's the difference? Same old, same old."
James touched his mattress. "For one, my mattress is wet!"
"And you're sure the girl that you were with last night didn't pee on it?" Sirius asked, then grinned.
James snorted. "There wasn't a girl last night."
Sirius stuck a tongue out at him.
James shivered, it was also cold, really cold, that mixed with saturated air is not good.
"I'm not gonna sleep here." James said, "If she doesn't remove the saturation."
"Talk to her. You have to meet her in the library anyway."
"She's going to do something to me. I just know it. No way, Sirius, not in a million years."
James walked downstairs. No, he ran downstairs, afraid of everything. He ran to the couch, then hid his face in a pillow.
He didn't realize, however, then next to him was Lily Evans.
"Potter, it's 2 A.M.!" Lily shouted.
"What? Evans? I just got in our room at 2 P.M." James said.
"No, Potter, it's 2 A.M., and you stood me up." Lily said.
James looked at the clock. "Shit." He looked at Lily. "And what are you doing up this late?"
"What are you?" Lily asked back.
James snorted. "You saturated the room."
"No, I didn't, I have never been up to your dorm, nor will I ever go up there." Lily said.
Sirius and Remus walked down the stairs. Lily turned to look at them.
"I'd bet you two are up to this. I'm rather amused by Potter being scared, but annoyed, so do something." Lily said.
"What?" Sirius asked.
Lily smirked. "You put a time manipulation spell on the room."
Sirius nodded. "Bingo, Evans."
"That's illegal." Lily said.
"It's illegal to be an unregistered animagus." Sirius said.
"True. And, that spell makes the room saturated." Lily said, "Barely anyone would want to use it."
"So, if we did stop bothering Prongs, what would you do?"
"Nothing." Lily said.
"Then we can't."
"I just asked you to scare him a bit, not make him afraid of everything."
Sirius shrugged, "Sorry, love, no can do."
"I wan't my own revenge, Sirius. What will it take for you to stop?" Lily asked.
"If you slept beside James." Sirius said.
"Maybe?" Lily asked.
"Fine, if you sleep beside James." Sirius said.
Lily looked around the room, no escape. "I'll take your deal, no revenge from you guys, and no pranking, or doing anything bad to Sev."
"What? No torturing Snivelly?! How long?" Sirius asked.
"A week. At the least." Hermione said.
Sirius frowned. "Fine. You leave me no choice."
Lily smirked. "Remember, do anything bad to Sev, and you're a dead man, Black. Or any of you."
She looked at James. James was still hiding on the couch.
"Oi, Potter." Lily called.
James looked up from his hiding spot.
"What?"
Lily squinted her eyes. "Mind sleeping here on the couch tonight?"
"Depends. Why?"
"Just because I will never go up there." Lily said.
"What?" James asked.
"Oh, sorry, you didn't catch anything." Lily said. "For a few favors with your friends, I agreed to sleep beside you."
James frowned.
"Wait a minute. One month." Lily said.
"One month?!?! One week is bad enough!" Sirius said.
"One month, or 1 week without hurting him, and 3 weeks having pink hair?" Lily asked.
Sirius gritted his teeth. "How precious. One month, then. But he has to sleep on your chest." Sirius said.
Lily smirked. "So? One month without Sev being tortured. Totally worth it." She stopped. "Besides, Potter probably wouldn't agree to your suggestive thoughts, Black."
Sirius smirked and turned to look at James.
James shook his head. "No. No way."
Lily shrugged.
Sirius grinned. "Works too, you know. I don't have to stop scaring James, and I don't have to stop torturing Snivelly."
Lily shrugged. "Good for you, now get out."
"Or. Or, I could strike you a different deal." Sirius said.
"Same prize?" Lily asked.
"Yes."
"Tell me."
"You have to announce your undying love for James Potter in a really big crowd, with you having their attention." Sirius said.
"Announce my undying love?" Lily asked.
"Yes." Sirius said.
Lily smirked. "Easier said than done. But fine." Lily said.
Sirius grinned. "And we have to be there."
Lily raised an eyebrow. "Of course."
She stood up, then walked up the girls' dorms.
"Bye, idiots."
Sirius waved a hand at her. Remus nodded. James hid on the couch.
Sirius walked over to James then dragged him upstairs.
"Prongs, stop being so paranoid. It was all a joke, and thanks to your little savior, we can't do that anymore." Sirius said.
James shook his head.
"Stop being a baby, James." Remus said. "Chocolate?"
James gave him a death glare.
"Oh, right, you hate chocolate." Remus said, then jumped to his bed.
Sirius put his wand out. "Wingardium Leviosa!"
He raised James, then landed him on his bed.
"Perfect 10, Sirius." Remus said.
Sirius smirked. "Go sleep, James, you'll need it, because tomorrow, you'll be bothered by everyone who goes by you."
James rolled his eyes. "Sorry, when I get really nervous I have panic attacks like that. And for some reason, I don't remember most things that happen."
Sirius smirked. "Get ready for Evans to announce her undying love for you tomorrow."
"What did you guys get me into this time?" James asked.
"First, she volunteered to sleep with you, and we had almost agreed on it, but I chickened out because of the craptastic rewards, and that the fact that no one will see nor believe it. Then I offered the announce her love for you part in front of tons of people." Sirius said.
"Wait. Sleep with me?"
"He means sleep beside you, James." Remus said.
"Oh. What was the deal?" James asked.
Sirius snickered. "No more torturing you, because it was her job to torture you, and no torturing Snivelly for a month."
James snorted. "You should've made her do something worse."
Sirius shrugged. "Can't not give in to her charms."
Sunday.
Lily got dressed, then ran to the common room, she saw her least favorite group, then ran to them.
"Come on, it's now or never." Lily said. Grabbing Sirius's wrist then dragging him outside.
"Hold on, love, they have to go, too." Sirius said.
Lily snorted, then beckoned for the group to follow her.
They walked to the transfiguration courtyard. Lily looked around, then saw a crate. She stood up on the crate.
"Excuse me! Everyone! May I have your attention?!" Lily shouted.
The whole place silenced and turned to look at Lily.
"I'm going to say something, and I'm only going to say it once. So, everyone, pay attention!" Lily shouted, again.
The whole courtyard nodded.
"O.K." Lily smirked. "I love James Potter!"
She smirked nce again, then scanned the courtyard.
"When you're done putting on faces of whatever expressions you like, I'll go down now." Lily said.
She stepped down the crate. Then she walked to Sirius.
"I kept my part of the deal, you keep yours." Lily said to him, after clutching his arm so hard, that he could feel so much pain.
Sirius smirked. "Don't worry, love, we won't do anything to hurt your precious Snivelly, and James."
Lily snorted. "I'm going to regret what I did. Also, Black, expect something for you along with Potter's punishment."
Sirius smirked. "Try me, love."
Lily grabbed a piece of paper from her jean pocket, then forced it into Sirius's hand. She walked off to the library after that.
James was amused. Very amused. "Sirius, how on earth did you manage to make her do that? Without having to put her under the imperius curse?"
"You have your charms, I have mine." Sirius said.
"Anything else?"
"You might want to duck." Sirius said.
"What?" James asked.
Exactly after he spoke. He felt something push him over, something stun him.
He turned his head and looked at the attacker. He smirked. Snivelly.
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Finally got to writing this. Might be longer than I originally expected the story to be. :D Yeah, now review your hearts out.