I don't know if any of the dates on here are right... But anyway, enjoy!
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"Well, I don't know how to break this to you…but there is no such thing as the Kingdom of Egypt." Sasori said flatly.
"Of course there is!" Deidara scoffed.
"Yeah, a few thousand years ago." Sasori shot back. "If you haven't noticed…modern world here." Sasori gestured sarcastically around them.
"Ah…I was wondering about that…I woke up a few sunrises ago and somehow found myself in this strange place…and yet I am familiar with many things here, un." Deidara said.
"Well, first of all that would be a few days ago, not sunrises." Sasori said in a bored tone. "Now quit the act, brat. Quit joking around."
"I don't know what you're talking about." Deidara said.
"Brat, it's not working. Cut it out." Sasori said, annoyed.
"Sasori." Itachi said quietly. The redhead quieted and allowed Itachi to speak. "How old are you, Deidara-san?"
"Twenty-two, un." Deidara replied.
"…When were you born?"
"The third month, second day, year of 1260 under the rule of Ramses II, un." Deidara answered easily.
Sasori took a second to figure this out and stared incredulously at the blond.
"You expect us to believe you were born March 2nd, in 1260 B.C.?" Sasori asked angrily.
"Oh, come now Sasori." Itachi said easily. "I was born before that. So were you, 1336 B.C., was it?"
"Itachi, he's quite clearly not a vampire." Sasori said. "There's no way, unless he's a werewolf and he shows no signs of that either."
It was true, Deidara had neither the tail nor the strange yellow eyes most werewolves had.
"Hmm. But still." Itachi murmured. "He's not from around here."
Deidara opened his mouth to say something, but Sasori cut him off. The blond closed his mouth with an annoyed glance at Sasori.
"He probably escaped from a mental hospital, Itachi." Sasori said in a bored tone. "He's obviously deranged."
"What did you say?" Deidara hissed. "I am not insane, you bastard!"
"Calm down Deidara." Itachi said flatly. Deidara continued to glare at Sasori, but fell silent. "Do you have any proof that you were born thousands of years ago?"
"I have this." Deidara pulled something out from under his shirt. It glinted dully in the light. It was an amulet with a hawk on it, carrying a rose. Upon closer inspection, the eagle looked to be finely carved, each feather carefully crafted. The rose had tiny thorns that were hard to see in the dim lighting.
"Psh. That looks like something out of a corny gift store." Sasori scoffed. Deidara glared at him.
"This happens to be an amulet my master gave to me, Ramses." Deidara said.
"Ha, why should we believe you? Besides, even if you were born then, there's no way you would be close to someone like Ramses II."
"Excuse me, I was his favorite." Deidara glared at Sasori.
"His favorite what?"
"Concubine, of course." Deidara said.
"Sick." Sasori muttered. "Whore."
"What?! I am most certainly not!" Deidara glared at Sasori. "I never let anyone but the King touch me."
"Last time I checked there were no concubines in New York City. If you're a prostitute, just say it, brat." Sasori said, annoyed. Deidara opened his mouth to retort.
"Enough." Itachi ended their argument. "Deidara, I have a feeling you're telling the truth, so…would you like to come and stay with us?"
"What?!"
Itachi ignored Sasori, waiting for a response.
"Why should I, un?" Deidara asked.
"I have reason to believe that you could be useful to our group, Deidara-san." Itachi replied. Deidara eyed him suspiciously. "Of course we wouldn't harm you in any way…"
"Hmph. Fine, I'll come. But only because I have no idea where I am and I appear to have nothing else to do, un." Deidara said.
"Itachi." Sasori glared at the Uchiha. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm taking him back with us." Itachi said calmly, as if bringing an almost complete stranger to their house was an everyday occurrence.
"Itachi, what about Pein?" Sasori asked. "You know he's leader…"
Sasori and Itachi were in a small group of supernatural beings called the Akatsuki. Most were vampires, but a few were werewolves and other such beings, they even had a very grumpy zombie among their ranks. Pein was the leader of the group, and the most powerful vampire in the group as well, with Itachi and Sasori close behind. The thing about Pein was he didn't like Itachi or any other people in his group doing things without permission, just like Itachi was bringing Deidara to their very secret base.
Although Akatsuki is a Japanese name, it fits the group of supernatural beings in New York City. The reason for this is because Pein, their leader was from Japan, along with his girlfriend, Konan and several other members of the group, including Itachi and Sasori.
"Trust me, he'll want to see this boy." Itachi said flatly. "Let's go."
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