Last chapter! Thank you for all the love and reviews. You all feed my muse and convince her to feed me the ideas to write the ideas that Deb gives, that make sense to you? lol Hope you enjoy and will let me know what you think.
Chapter Four
"Johnny its 10:30, which means it is 7:30 in Port Charles, we haven't heard from Jason since yesterday, what the hell is going on?"
"I tried calling Francis and Cody but no one is answering their phone. They could be in a meeting or something is going down that will fix all of this."
"Did you try Mac or the Quartermaine's or…?"
"Try to relax Lizzy; he'll phone as soon as he is able."
"I can't fucking relax, I've been in labor for two hours!"
"No, no you aren't… Its false labor, you can't be, no…No, I said no and I mean it. Close your legs and clench whatever you need to clench, but you are keeping that baby inside of you. Can you stick something up there, maybe block the way?"
"It doesn't work like that Shrek. You can relax, it hasn't progressed too far yet but there is no time frame here. I could go from zero to sixty in 3.5 seconds or I could be stuck in this phase for hours, days even."
"Please be stuck, no offense, but I don't know anything about birthing babies."
"You could call the doctor or something?"
"Why are you so calm? Is this why you had Flynn take Cameron out for a while? Lizzy, I need answers, tout de suite missy."
"I didn't know you knew French."
"I'm a complex man, there is a lot you don't know about me."
"Yeah, complex and you, they go together like oil and water, spam and fine wine."
"Funny, you are a laugh riot Lizzy, only not so much."
"Bite me, I'm in LABOR, did you miss it the first time?"
"No, why do you think my brain discombobulated and short circuited?"
"You are a man, it happens often."
"Now you are just being cruel."
"Listen Shrek, if I wanted to be cruel, you'd be crying in the corner, just, shut up and be supportive. I could junk-punch you to really show you how cruel I can be."
"Supportive, I can do that, I think…and please don't threaten Big John and his little people."
Elizabeth's mouth was hanging open, 'Did he…? He did… Didn't he?' She thought to herself.
"You named your penis?"
"…"
"What?"
"…" Elizabeth tried again. Looks like it was her brain that short circuited now.
"Yes?"
"Jason, your here, how are you here? Never mind, thank fuck." Elizabeth shouted as she threw her arms around him.
"Thank fuck huh, aren't you colorful today?"
"You should cut her a break; she is in labor after all." Johnny O replied cheekily.
"My baby's having my baby?"
"Damn, I thought you were pussy-whipped on the plane, you are taking it to a whole new level here." Mac said with a laugh. "Hi Elizabeth, it's nice to see you again."
"You too Mac, although, forgive me, what are you doing here?"
"Lover boy thought I needed to get out of dodge for a little while. Too much going on and since I quit the force, I happened to agree. Besides, with the FBI loitering and taking over all the pertinent cases, I figured it was time to take a break."
"Wow, that's…what about Georgie and…Maxie?" Elizabeth added the last as a last resort, hell would probably freeze over before she'd find compassion for the little, self-absorbed she-devil.
"On their way to Felicia, I'm hoping by the time I get back, Maxie will have had a wakeup call and get off the merry-go-round of egotism and be the girl I know she can be."
"Good luck with that…" She said, but her grunt in pain, alerted all those around her that she was in the midst of another contraction. Did everything with her and Jason have to be go big or go home? Just without the whole home part, she thought wryly to herself.
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"Will we be going to the hospital?" Mac asked.
"Nah, we can just have Mac do it, since he's done it before." Elizabeth replied flippantly.
"NOT FUNNY! I will not being birthing anymore babies, once was enough."
"Well…" Elizabeth said but before she could say more, her water broke. "I don't think you have much of a choice, unless…"
Bloody hell, why didn't I remember how much this hurt from the last time, why do us women go through things like this, when our useless men don't have to do a damn thing but enjoy the creation, bastards. Elizabeth grumped to herself.
Thankfully Jason was standing right beside her, her next contraction stole her legs and she would have fallen had it not been for his cat-like reflexes.
She watched in painful humor as Jason dashed out of the house and into his rental. "Going someplace baby, think you can make it?"
"Yes, you are going to the hospital, there is no way our baby isn't being born with professionals on hand."
"You are too cute for words."
"Shhh, don't be saying stuff like that around the guys, I'll never live it down."
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"Glad to be home?"
"More than I can say, nice job on finding a place to live."
"Couldn't have my wife and kids living in that small penthouse, now could I?"
"Well, you could have. We would have lived with you anywhere."
Elizabeth was lost to her memories. A baby, three minutes to midnight, a marriage proposal five minutes before that. How do you not say yes to the man who makes all your dreams come true? Three hours after becoming engaged and having a baby, they were married.
"Jason, how did you managed to get everything set up so quickly? Did you pay the priest extra to get him to marry us in the hospital on New Year's Day? Enquiring minds would like to know."
"I made all the arrangements while I was flying to you. Mac made a comment about me not asking you to be my wife yet and I didn't really give him an answer as to why I hadn't asked. The real reason was simple; I wanted to ask you in person, but also on New Year's Eve. I figured our night would be, loving words, full body loving, marriage proposal and marriage all before the first of the year. Then the whole hello baby, but I think this way works more. Not only will be getting to celebrate our child's birth but the start of our married life together."
"You love this, don't you?"
"If I say yes, what do I get?"
"To relax in bed and revel in your post coital bliss while I take care of Jacob and convince Mac it is safe for him to go home."
"I have to say, I seriously did not expect to spend eight weeks with the ex-police commissioner when we finally made it home. Especially when you decided to buy a boat and sail us back, why couldn't he have flown? It felt weird trying to get busy with my husband, with him there. He's acting more like my father than my father."
"When Sonny sent Mateo Ruiz and his stooge Sven after Mac, I figured it was the least I could do, you know, protect the guy."
"Did I mention that I find it absolutely adorable that you have a guy friend who is sane? Although, if you get drunk and start talking about our sex life again, I'll throw you both off the yacht. I don't know what compelled you to become a sharer, but what I do to you in our bedroom, is for you only. It's disturbing thinking my 'dad like' father figure is hearing about me making you lose consciousness when I so expertly sucked your dick!"
"Is my over-sharing the reason you haven't bestowed your luscious lips on my dick lately?"
"I'm going to go take care of our sons and personally escort Mac back home, it's been safe for over a week. I think the poor man is lonely, when are his girls coming back?"
"If you get him to go home, I'll give you a special treat. While you are gone, I'll even try to think of someone to hook him up with, does that work for you?"
"I guess so, just as long as the woman is sane and won't interrupt our new business venture."
"Those are two sentences I never thought I'd hear my husband utter. Things working out okay with Mac, Shrek, Flynn and Francis, otherwise known as Maximus now, or are you having separation anxiety, sharing your friend?"
"Hahaha, very funny Mrs. Morgan… It seems to be going well, now if we could just agree on what the damn venture will be, we'd be ahead of the game."
"At least you don't have to worry about the mob anymore, with Sonny's death and the FBI setting up a headquarters in your old coffee shop and the government claiming the docks and most of the shipping lanes, Port Charles is no man's land for the mob now."
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"I love you Jason, but you will not be doing this again. Three babies in a year are…too much."
"You can't blame all of this on me, how was I to know you were going to conceive twins?"
"It is you and your super sperm…"
"Could have been you and your fertile eggs that caused twins, why do we always blame my swimmers, why not your…floaters?"
Their laughter was full of love and contentment. Life was pretty good, hectic but with Carly finally gone, a permanent resident of Shadybrook, life has settled into a routine that wasn't boring but fulfilled them.
"You and the boys are going to go on vacation on April 3rd to April 13th. You and your sperm are not frequenting my lady bits during this time frame."
"Seriously, you want me to go on vacation with a married man, a bachelor and dater and a love them and leave them type? You do know what kind of trouble they get me in to, don't you?"
"Oh, I do, and I'll make sure to have bail money ready for you five but you are not going to get me pregnant again on April 6th. Twice it has happened, my luck, you'd implant triplets or something."
"Are you my darling wife, complaining?"
"No, not at all, I love our children. Landon and Liam will be mini clones of you, not that Jake won't be your clone too, because he will be, but they are identical twins, women of the world should start locking up their daughters when they turn 16."
"We do have a pretty amazing life and if you were to find yourself knocked up with triplets, well, I can't imagine how much more happy we could be, but you and I, we make beautiful babies and don't deny it, you want a girl, because so do I."
"You are right, I do want a girl, just wait a year or two would ya! My lady bits need a break."
"I love you Mrs. Morgan, thank you for calling me that day. You changed my life, in the best possible way."
"I love you too Mr. Morgan and you are right, calling you, it was the best thing I could have done. Perhaps I should send old man Ruiz a thank you card, it was his son kidnapping me that gave me the kick in the pants I needed."
"And they lived happily ever after?"
"Oh yeah, it was hectic, hairy, nutty, crazy and all-encompassing. How couldn't it be happily ever after with you, you are a prince among men and the king of my heart?"
"Yup, I'm a lucky SOB. Did I mention, you were right, life isn't measured by the amount of breaths we take but the moments that take our breath away. You have taken my breath away, every day of our lives so far and I expect that won't change. You are a treasure I will spend the rest of eternity worshipping with my love and devotion. Thank you for our life Elizabeth."
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