The Very Secret Diary of Rukia Kuchiki
Entry 1:
Caught big brother sneaking into my bath. Have threatened to dance him into an ice floe. Probably why I'm going to human world soon. At least I can get away from spiky red hair guy who keeps trying to confess undying love.
Entry 2:
Very bad day. Was seen by human who doesn't appreciate my art. Very orange hair. Accidentally gave him my powers, but he did kill Hollow. Very big sword. Compensating? Now living in his closet and preparing to go to school. Overall, FML.
Entry 3:
Spent entire day with school boys hitting on me. Wonder what they would do if they knew I'm old enough to be great-grandma. Hat and clogs must have done something to this gigai. Big-boob girl is nice. Reminds me of Captain Big-Boob, but sober. Also big guy of few words and priest kid rather pleasant.
Entry 4:
Have discovered most wonderful bunny who looks just like my drawings. Must figure out a way to get this at home. Orange hair guy is doing okay. Bit of a mommy complex though.
Entry 5:
Took a peek at orange hair guy as he dressed. Definitely compensating. Still rather cute. Must maintain "Kuchiki Ice Princess"
Entry 6:
Captured by spiky red hair guy. Finally didn't tell me he loved me for all eternity. Arrested me instead. FML.
Entry 7:
Prison not so bad. A little boring. At least no one's trying to put a hand up my kimono.
Entry 8:
Orange hair boy and friends broke into town. Blaming hat and clogs. I'll still die. No one gets past Ken-san.
Entry 9:
Got past Ken-san. And everyone else. On the bright side, if I live and go back to the human world, I can avoid spiky red hair guy and kill hat and clogs.
Entry 10:
Saved at last possible moment. Need to talk to him about why we don't make speeches when we are half dead. Big brother not happy. Probably because Aizen showed how much of a dick he is. Nobody treats me like a storage container. Looks like brother's been using my conditioner as well. Going back to human world.
Entry 11:
Giant monsters invading human world. Again. Big boob girl want to fight. I'll teach her. It's something to do. Besides, she tells funny stories about orange hair guy's pants falling off at inopportune moments.
Entry 12:
Big boob girl captured. Now I have to take spiky red hair guy, orange hair guy, man of few words and the priest to the desert. FML. Big brother all too happy to have me leave. Suspecting he may want to try on my wardrobe.