Hmm… So, a new villain, since my character has no real opponent… And to quote that Food Critic dude in Ratatouille, "That is against the RULES."

Also, people, did you know that various memes are in Scribblenauts? I just found out that longcat and tacgnol are in there, alongside Rickroll, Michael Jackson, and Large Hadron Collider are in there too.

I like MJ. He randomly dances at times. Even when I spawned a huge dragon behind him, with a castle between them, but still visible to him, he was dancing away.

Yeah, not much to say this time, except that the arrangement with Light will be awkward until they go to university… Basically, Dylan has NO real input into the Death Note, and is basically an oracle.

Heehee, I would LOVE to be an oracle. "Do you see anything bad in my future?" "I see nothing, except for a lot of lower back pain." "Why is that?" The girl says, her breasts jiggling.

Holy crap Dominic Deegan became epic since then.

Um… Let's just get on with the DN-ness… [That reminds me, I got a DVD copy of DNangel earlier… I'm dying to watch it… Maybe later… Or now… Or tomorrow… Or… Ah whatever the DVD's in there already.]

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[watches DVD]

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This is the worst piece of crap that I have bought and not torrented before doing so.

I was expecting… A phantom thief, with a EVIL mentaility…

In terms of names, Dark is lame, as he is such a… Well, he's the obvious cutieboy that the female character the main character likes will fall in love with, causing a Betty Brant-Spiderman-Peter-Parker Loveline which looks like a triangle from a distance.

Krad is also… Stupid. But, luckily, he isn't in most of the anime, so all is well.

Also, at the very end, is there like, neon signs saying "Yaoi artists: Get your groove on here if you want, because there wasn't enough obvious pornable scenes we could have done in this series!!!"

It could have been cool, but, I think I'll go watch a Magical Girl thing now… [hey, technically Daisuke is a rare breed- a Magical Boy. But he is full of Phail.]

Um… A little off-topic, no?

Ah, c'est la anime, non? C'est awesome, oui?

[yeah. I should get with the plot now. [woo that works on two levels [what the hell stop putting brackets in the brackets [why not [damnit! [besides you did it yourself [OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]]]]]

Um… Yeah. I've been busy.

So, on with the STORY!!!

I went to school.

It was difficult to forge an identity, but since Light's dad was the Police Chief, Light had access to police files on how some criminals have been forging identities.

It rather helped that there was a version of me in this world, still in Wales.

A part of me felt a strong urge to go and meet my family, but I instinctively knew that this was like time travelling- you don't mess with yourself, as I was almost certain that I would meet myself in this universe.

Hey, L comes from England, right? Hmm. I wonder if I can… Nah. Finding out where he lives would be epic. Then I could find his real-world equivalent if I ever got home. No. No. No. That would be BAD. Because then I would have access to information that a huge amount of Death Note fangirls would want. Must… Resist… Great… Power… Because… Responsibility… Cripples… Free… Spirits…

It was… Weird.

I mean, I had finished secondary school just before the first time I jumped from one universe to another, and here I am again, in my final year at a new school.

One thing I can say that's nice about Japan- skirts. And the sailory outfit I've seen various girls wear today, albeit mostly too young girls? Nice, especially as I've only seen that kind of outfit in the real world on exceptionally fat anime fans. It's such a shame so many otaku are ugly as hell… When the art they view is beautiful.

I could say the same about myself, but the long amount of time without food and water in many universes has made me rather thin, and the training and fighting has made me much stronger.

Out of curiosity though… Why the hell are there no supermarkets in the Pokemon universe? I was so hungry the last time I was in Saffron… Hope I don't go there again.

Maths.

Woo Quadratics. I was going to be a business uni student. Quadratics are nothing new.

English.

The electronic thingie in my ear means I can speak and understand any language known to mankind in the Doctor's multiverse by the year 2203. Admittedly I find Klingon rather hard.

Also, ENGLISH IS MY BIRTHTONGUE. Let's move on, shall we?

Chemistry.

Blah blah blah amines[HEH LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS ANIME!], blah blah blah identifying, yeah, whatever, just get me some goggles and some solutions.

Biology.

You stick your scalpel in there, you stick your finger in there, you wiggle it about and then you cut through the flesh. You do the hokey cokey and you spin around, you're dissecting a heart! Meh, done it before.

Physics.

When you can travel between universes in an awesome interdimensional wormhole/portal thing, standard physics and basic quantum mechanics quickly becomes old news.

Japanese.

This was Light's fault. He put me down as a Japanese learner. Damnit. Have to fake incompetence with a language I speak often in these kinds of worlds, a.k.a. anime ones.

Lunchtime.

Hung out with Light, and avoided the gossiping about us two. Apparently, Light was the most likely dude to be a closet homosexual, which would explain his repressed behaviour. I suspect that this was this universe's way of referencing all the Death Note Yaoi out there. Admittedly, even I can admit, as a straight guy, that there were some rather… um… nice pictures of Light out there…. You do not have to be gay to appreciate the male figure. Trust me on this, guys.

Met some girls. Giggly. I suspect that the storywriters called these three "girl who mentions being dumped in ep1," "girl who texts in ep 3", and "random background girl with a really, really long tongue, or at least, so it looks."

I almost gave Light my real name at one point by accident.

Hotel.

Watched TV for a bit, hoping some of Light's handiwork would appear.

"We are about to interrupt this broadcast for a message from the ICPO."

ICPO?!? Fuck, L's making his appearance… I am so going to change this!

I picked up my phone, but then I received a text message.

Hello. You were about to change the events of the story, weren't you, cutie? Heh. If you do that, then I have to make it return to normal. That's the rules.

I checked the Phone ID. Apparently it was someone known as Lucy.

FUCK. I hate fighting against girls. They're all like "OO-ER, you hit a girl, you must be gay", and then men and boyfriends start starting on me more than they would if it was a guy, on the basis that one does not hit girls under any circumstances. Fuck that shit. If they've got a knife to your throat, you strike, and strike hard.

I had a plan though. I texted Light.

DO NOT KILL L. IMPORTANT. FAKE. HAVE PLAN.

I watched as the text was sent, and watched the news.

"L" made his little speech, and then there was the moment when Light would have written the name.

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Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Thunderbirds, are go.

I watched as the L took a sip of his drink, choked, then fell over.

Then he got up.

"Sorry about that, water went down the wrong way."

The channel turned to the good old fashioned static. Funny, I would have thought the Digital Switchover happened in the early 12th century in Japan, with their technological awesomeness. Then again, there is still usage of classic radio musicy thingies in the anime, so...

I waited precisely 12 minutes, then wrote down the fake's name.

Wherever they were broadcasting it next, it was there where L would make his move.

Text Message.

Hmm… Very cute. Would have worked too, if I hadn't made sure it was a half-hour gap between each showing. We should meet. I'll see you at the Arcade restaurant place in Shinjuku… Or whatever it's called. You should google it, I think. Go there after you're done. Don't call the protoganist.

Hmm. Proof that she's like me then. I would call him a protagonist if I was her too. Sounds more formal and villainious. To be honest, she better have a sexy voice or something, with all the time she's calling me cute... I bet Batman wouldn't have been able to cope if it turned out that Catwoman was a 93 year old obese prostitute with AIDS... Seriously, that'd be creepy.

I did do the search, even though the Google search could have been used as a tracing mechanism to find the killer.

Hmm. Shinjuku is a real place… I'm sure there's an important train station there, in terms of the anime... Doesn't Light do a major killing of a person whilst on the train, and almost gets caught, but doesn't because he was conveniently in the right place to be hidden… Holy crap, an arcade that doubles as a restaurant? If this is a girl, I think I love her.

I left my building and walked down to the nearest train station.

Tickets, train, WOOSH.

Hey people… I just noticed that Kyon's letter in the early chapters made no sense.

This was mostly due to the small fact that I was hungover, and that it was originally meant to be from Asahina, but I liked the idea of Kyon getting a message across about his confusion over Haruhi's obvious pregnancy… I found that amusing at the time, but didn't delete the time traveller bits.

Imagine it as being partially written by both, with different handwriting… Sort of… Scrap bits of paper shoved together.

And how did it get on me? Well, Asahina apparently shoved it in my coat pocket whilst I was sleeping in Yuki's… Yeah. There's no plot holes here, honest!

[I suspect that I read Bob and George too much before they finished.]