'Ello, lovelies! Guess who's back for another chapter? Ha-ha, I really like this chapter for once! It's kinda pointless, though. It's really just them shenaniganizing, but that's okay, right? I think so. Uhh, I can't really think of anything else except THE SEASON FINALE MADE ME CRY AND I JUST CAN'T AND OMG PM ME SO WE CAN CRY TOGETHER! And now for the disclaimer! (Btw for the sake of this one pretend austin and ally aren't dating. It takes place while Austin's on tour so you all know what happened before that)
Maddie's Incredible Disclaimers: Part VIII
*I'm on tour with Austin, Trish, and Dez*
Austin: Ugh, I'm so tired.
Trish: The life of a popstar, I guess.
Dez: Anyone else really missing Ally right now?
*We all raise our hands*
Me: I can make her appear, and no time would pass in Miami, no matter how long she stayed.
Austin: Maddie, if you make that happen, I will love you forever.
Trish: Wait how is that even possible?
Me: I'm the author. I can do whatever I freaking want. Anyway, my services come with a price.
To Be Continued
We Become Cannibals
(Ally's P.O.V.)
I'm still laughing at Austin's High School Musical reference. It was so stupid, yet it made me laugh so hard. I don't even know why. It wasn't even that funny.
You know, they say that if you love someone, their jokes seem funnier, he says, wiggling his eyebrows. Thank goodness we're still teasing each other, or I might throw up. Not in the 'ew-why-would-I-love-my-best-friend' way, but in the 'oh-crap-he's-onto-me-and-now-I'm-nervous' way.
They also say that if you love someone, you would do anything to make them laugh, I counter, wiggling my eyebrows in the same way. Austin laughs, but I think I feel a bit of heat rise to his cheeks. Blush much?
Look who's talkin', tomato, he says. I look at my reflection in the window above the piano and realize I'm blushing, too. He frowns.
This is so weird, he announces. It's like I'm looking at my reflection, but I see you.
Sounds trippy, I agree.
Did you just… He doesn't finish his statement. Als, don't ever try to be cool.
Hey! I'm already cool! I argue.
Not when you say stuff like trippy, he deadpans. I roll my eyes. After a week, he's gotten better at dealing with the nausea that comes with my eye-rolling.
Well some people think my attempts at being cool are cute, so, I finish my statement my crossing my arms and sticking my tongue out. When I'm having a conversation with Austin in my head and I'm not focusing on anything else, I can pretty much see him. It's like a daydream, but I see him and what he's doing, if that makes any sense.
I never said they weren't, he says, raising his arms in surrender. But sometimes, not often, but sometimes, like now, it's too far. Sometimes, like now, your attempts at being cool are just sad. Sometimes, like now, they make me feel bad for your utter uncoolness.
Thanks, bestie, I say sarcastically. And uncoolness isn't even a word!
Yes it is.
No it's not.
Yes.
Austin, I memorized the entire dictionary in fourth grade. Do you really wanna argue about what is or isn't a word? He shuts up.
Austin coughs. Nerd, he says in between the fake coughs. I chuckle and roll my eyes again. At this point, I'm pretty sure the nausea doesn't really even hit him anymore, which is good.
My nerdiness is adorable, you said so yourself!
Nerdiness isn't a word, he says, mocking me.
Oh my gosh, you're right! I'm hanging out with you too much, I say.
You can never hang out with Austin Moon too much. Do you know how many girls wish they were you? he asks.
Have you seen my Twitter feed? "OMG you're so lucky!" "I wish I was you!" "I can't believe you get to write songs for Austin Moon!" I say, mocking the tweets I get.
Well, you are pretty lucky…
If they knew you, they'd disagree. I swear I'm half best friend, half babysitter!
Hey!
By the way, I'm not done with the tweets. I haven't even started on the people who know we dated. I'm getting more comfortable about talking about our previous relationship, even though it's only been six days. I mean, one of us or Piper mentions it every day, so I had to get used to it.
Well? What are my fans jealous of?
"OMG, Ally, you've, like, seen his abs in person!" "Are his eyes as beautiful in person as they look in the pictures?" "I bet you've felt his soft hair! I wish I was his girlfriend!" "He must be such a good kisser!" "On a scale of one to ten, how good of a kisser is he?" and my personal favorite, "You don't deserve him. You're too ugly and fat to be dating Austin Moon." They crack me up.
That last one wasn't very nice, he says, a frown on his face.
It's jealousy. I don't actually believe it. I mean, I'm not conceited or anything, but I don't let that hate get to me. You told me enough times that I'm the opposite of ugly and fat that I finally started believing it near the three month mark, I reply. I lived for the hate, but now I don't get as much. It's a shame, really.
I never thought I'd hear you say that. I laugh. Now, going back to the rating of my kissing skills…?
Fifteen, I tell him.
Fifteen outta ten? I must be a pretty dang awesome kisser then, huh? I chuckle.
You're okay.
Really? And what would you rate Dallas?
Negative fifty. Thousand.
Negative fifty thousand? The creep is that bad of a kisser? he asks.
So bad that in the three months we dated, we kissed once after our second date. It was so horrible that I wouldn't let him kiss me again, I reply, shuddering at the thought.
And you still dated him for another three months, when kissing him was a nightmare. Smart. I roll my eyes. Gosh, I do that a lot. But obviously, kissing me was pure perfection, he says, flipping his hair.
Oh, totally, I say half-sarcastically. Because you're fabulous. He laughs.
You finally agree with me! He punches the air in triumph. I giggle. But seriously, why would you date him when kissing him was worse than that time you kissed Dez in the school play?
I shudder. That was bad. I dunno, I guess I just thought he was the one.
Please, we both know that's a load of crap. I know you believe in all that cliché stuff about feeling sparks when you're kissing the one. You didn't even feel anything close to sparks. Quite the opposite, actually. And I know what feeling sparks feels like. I mean, I've kissed Austin like a million times.
I know. I dunno why I stayed with him. He was mean, too.
You should've taken my advice and just not gone out with him.
He didn't seem so mean! I defend myself.
He did to me. But now I know he was jealous that I always was and always will be the number one guy in your life, he says smugly.
Keep telling yourself that, I say.
Oh, love you too, Als! I chuckle and roll my eyes at his sarcasm. So, you never told me how you figured out he wasn't the right guy for you.
He called me 'Als,' I tell Austin.
I call you that, he stated the obvious.
Exactly. And it bothered me. A lot. Dunno why, but-
I know why! 'Cause I'm the only one who gets to call you Als! It's my thing! You better not let anyone else call you that, he says childishly.
But, it made me realize that he never made up a cute nickname for me. I also believe in all that cliché stuff about the one making up the perfect nickname for you.
Psh, nothing can top Als. So I guess that means I'm the one, he says with a smirk. Then, as what he just said sinks in, we both start blushing. I-I mean, uh, I mean…Why don't we go check on Piper? he stutters, scratching the back of his neck like he does when he's nervous.
Good idea. I grab my book and walk to the movie room. Austin hums a song I don't know while we walk. What song is that? I ask.
I dunno. The tune just kinda came to my head. I don't even remember hearing it.
Maybe you didn't! I exclaim. Maybe you're subconsciously writing your own music! You have to write that down! I make paper and pencils appear in front of him.
No! This can't be happening! I can't write my own songs! he shouts, running a hand through his hair.
Why aren't you happy?
No time to talk about that now. We're at the movie room. Okay, that's a little weird, but I don't question him. I walk into the room and see the very end of Rise of the Guardians. I find myself staring at Jack Frost. For a cartoon character, he's pretty hot.
"Hey, Als!" Piper says when the movie ends. I guess she's back to her old perky self.
Hey, that's my nickname for her! Austin exclaims, pouting.
"Sorry, Austin," Piper says, chuckling.
Austin, you're not the only one who can call me Als, I tell my friend.
Yes I am! It's in the rulebook!
"What rulebook?" Piper asks. It's still unnerving to know that she can hear the conversations that we have in my head, but whatever.
The guy rulebook! Duh! A book appears in my head, and it lands on Austin's head. Piper and I start laughing. Ow! Austin shouts. He picks up the book. Anyway, page eighty three, section two states that if a guy makes up a cute nickname for a girl, he is the only one entitled to call her that nickname. Anyone else must be approved, and if not, they must be shunned.
You're so weird, I tell him.
Hey, I like to follow the rules, and-
You hate following rules.
Well, I follow the guy rules. Anyway, since I don't give Piper permission to call you Als, she must be shunned.
"Oh, you are not shunning me," Piper says, sass in her voice.
Oh, yes I am, Austin replies with even more sass.
"Girl, no," Piper says. By now, I think they're competing for sassiest voice.
I'm a guy, Austin deadpans.
"Whatever."
SHUNNED! Austin exclaims, putting his hand up in a 'talk-to-the-hand' gesture.
"Did he really just shun me for calling you Als?" Piper asks, slight confusion on her face. I nod, trying to stifle my laughter. "Well, how rude," she says. I can't hold my laughter in any longer. I start cracking up.
What's so-
"Funny?" Piper says, completing Austin's sentence.
Hey! Page two hundred, section seven says that a girl who isn't a guy's best friend or girlfriend isn't allowed to complete his sentences! That calls for the ultimate shun!
"Oh no, you didn't," Piper says.
Oh yes, I di-id, Austin says, separating 'did' into two syllables. He does a sassy head bob to top off his sassy tone of voice. I keep laughing.
"We'll finish this later," Piper tells Austin, who does the 'talk-to-the-hand' hand again, while not talking. I guess the ultimate shun is the silent treatment, mixed with 'talk-to-the-hand.' "Okay, seriously, Als-lly," Piper corrects herself from using the nickname while sending a death glare to my forehead. "What's so funny?"
"You and Austin just had a sass war, and he won!" I exclaim, laughing even harder.
"Uh, no he didn't! I'm the sassiest person on Earth!"
"Technically, we're in the Shadow Realm," I remind her.
"Oh, whatever, I'm still sassier than him."
"Did you win the sass war?" She nods. "No, you didn't," I tell her, matter-of-factly.
"Oh, sure, take his side!" She complains. "Austin, will you please un-shun me?"
Tell Piper that I'll only un-shun her if she promises to never call you Als again, or complete my sentences.
"Austin says-"
"Oh, I know what he said!" she says, annoyed. "I promise I won't call Ally Als again or complete your sentences."
And she has to say 'Austin is the hottest, bestest, most talented, gorgeous, most muscular, most perfect guy in the entire universe, who is wayyy hotter and more talented than Ross Lynch, who's hair is so perfectly blonde, that I wish I had that soft, shiny, amazing blonde hair, and who is also the king of sass, and is way sassier than I can even wish to be,' he adds, all in one breath. Piper rolls her eyes.
"I'm not saying that."
Then you are shunned for all of eternity!
"Technically, we'll all die before then, so…" Piper says.
Then you're shunned for the rest of our lives!
"Uh, we're not sure how long that's gonna be," Piper says.
"Uh, Pipes, try not to mention that around him," I whisper. "Severe anxiety. Making him sick. Better if he doesn't think about it."
I can hear you, you know. And anyway, YOU'RE STILL SHUNNED FOR ETERNITY!
"Okay, I'm done," Piper gives up. "Anyway, have you seen that movie?" she gestures to the screen, which is now showing the menu for the movie. I nod. "Okay, do you think Jack Frost is kinda hot? I mean, for a cartoon character."
"Finally someone agrees with me!" I exclaim. "If he was real, I'd make it my mission to marry that boy."
"No fair!" Piper says.
"It's perfectly fair!"
Are you guys really fighting over a cartoon character? We ignore Austin.
"No! You get the hot singer, and I get the hot winter powerful guy!" she exclaims.
Why, thank you, Austin says, responding to Piper calling him hot.
"No, I totally deserve Jack! Besides, if he was real, he'd be in love with me," I say, flipping my hair.
"But do you really want the hardships and annoyance that comes with having two hot guys in love with you?" she asks.
"Uh, does hot guy number two get a say in this?" Austin asks, blushing.
"No," Piper tells him.
"Well," he half-whispers, taken aback. Piper smiles smugly. I guess she's still mad he beat her in the sass contest.
"Anyway," I say, shaking my head to get back to the present, "we need to stop arguing over a cartoon character. This is ridiculous."
Um, did I just say that, or did I just say that? Austin says, a hand half raised in the air.
"It's not ridiculous! Besides, we both know this isn't about Jack anymore. It's about the fact that you think that every guy you meet is in love with you!"
"I'm sorry, what? Where did that come from?" I ask her.
Ooh, chick fight! Austin exclaims. He makes a bowl of popcorn appear and starts eating it.
"You know exactly where it came from!"
"I really don't!"
"Sure," she says sarcastically. "No guys like you. You're totally the third wheel while Austin and I are constantly flirting without knowing it and it annoys you because of how much you like him!"
"So that's what this is about. You're feeling like the third wheel," I say.
Piper's voice softens. "No, I know I'm the third wheel."
"Piper just because I like Austin doesn't mean you're the third wheel." Austin chokes on his popcorn and I cover my mouth.
Help. Can't. Breathe, Austin says in between coughs. He's on the floor, pounding on his chest.
Piper smirks. "Took ya long enough to admit it." I look at her.
"Wait, so you weren't actually mad?"
"Heck, no! Jack Frost isn't real, and that argument was only to get you to admit that you obviously still have feelings for Austin."
Hey, speaking of Austin, I'M STILL CHOKING HERE! He shouts, still coughing. Piper rolls her eyes and disappears. I feel her reappear in my head. She helps Austin stop coughing and choking. Thanks, Pipes. But next time, could you not surprise me while I'm eating food?!
Don't eat food when you could possibly be surprised, Piper tells him.
How was I supposed to know that Ally would-
Expect the unexpected, pop star. Expect the unexpected.
I can't expect it if it's unexpected, Austin deadpans.
So you're seriously saying you didn't see this coming? Piper asks doubtfully. I kind of agree with her. He's a smart guy. Well, sort of. Either way, he should've guessed that I still like him.
How could I see that coming?
Gee, I dunno, maybe because you two only broke up a week ago and you're freaking Austin Moon and no girl can get over a guy, especially you, that quickly, Piper explains.
But-
Oh my gosh. Austin, you're not an idiot. I'm pretty sure deep down, you knew it was coming, but you wouldn't let yourself believe it because you didn't wanna get your hopes up, Piper says.
I know my thoughts, Piper, and so I know that I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING! Austin shouts at her.
Stop shouting! We're probably giving Ally a headache. I nod and hold the side of my head. It's like a migraine, but five billion times worse.
I don't think this can be classified as a headache, I tell them.
Sorry, they say simultaneously.
But in my defense, I almost just CHOKED TO DEATH! Austin yells.
Ow, okay, ow. Could you please not shout? My head's gonna explode, I say.
Sorry, he says again.
Piper, please get outta my head, I say.
Right, sorry, Als.
Piper… Austin says with his teeth clenched.
Ally. I said Ally. Didn't you hear me say Ally, Ally? I nod, trying to keep the smile off my face. Piper appears next to me.
"He's really protective of his nicknames." I nod.
"Yeah. One time, Dez called me 'Als,' and I didn't see him till a week later. He came limping into Sonic Boom with tattered clothes, two black eyes, eight broken bones, and four rat carcasses hanging from his suspenders."
"What did Austin do?"
"Only he knows."
And it's gonna stay that way. Only I'm allowed to call her Als.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we covered that," Piper says, rolling her blue eyes.
Good. Now that we've covered that, Ally has some explaining to do. Austin crosses his arms expectantly.
"And that's my cue to leave before Ally kills me. Talk to you guys later!" Piper blows us kisses and runs upstairs. Typical.
"I'll still kill you later!" I yell, even though my head is still pounding.
"Not if you're busy kissing Austin!" she yells back. I roll my eyes.
So, uh, the weather's been nice in the Shadow Realm, don't you think?
Quit stalling and explain, he deadpans.
I am not-
Ally, I know you better than you know yourself. I think I would know if you were stalling.
Okay, I'm stalling. But there isn't anything to explain. It's only been a week, do you really think I would suddenly stop liking you? I mean come on, we both know that's impossible.
So you lied when you said you didn't like me anymore?
Now you're getting it, I say sarcastically.
Who knew Ally Dawson would lie? Especially to her best friend? I think I'm rubbing off on you, Als.
I know. I hate it. He chuckles.
I dunno. It's nice to see that I'm making a difference in a nerd's life.
Oh, yes, thank you, Austin Moon. You've changed my life for the better. I now lie many times a day. Soon enough, I'll be wearing black clothes and dying my hair black and red.
Ally I-don't-know-your-middle-name Dawson, if you change anything about yourself, I will kill you. That's a promise.
Really? So, if I were to, I dunno, ask Piper to change my hair color permanently to dark black, you'd be pretty mad? He nods. Bleach blonde?
Ew.
Oooh, what about hot pink?
Don't even kid about that.
Gosh, why do you care so much? I ask, half-teasing.
Because you're perfect, just the way you are.
Wow, I say. I shake my head disapprovingly.
What?
You could've made a Bruno Mars reference. You were one word off.
I-dang it! Austin says.
Wasted opportunity.
I'm sorry, he says, hanging his head in shame.
I don't think I can forgive you for this.
But you wuv me, he says, giving me puppy dog eyes.
Hey, I never said-
Pwease? I roll my eyes.
Fine, I guess you're forgiven.
Yay! he shouts like a kid, fist-pumping the air. Okay, Austin's bored.
Why is Austin referring to himself in the third person? Austin shrugs.
It's fun. I chuckle and walk upstairs to find Piper.
"Hi Ally," she says when I walk into her room. She turns down the volume on the TV. She frowns. "Why aren't you kissing Austin?" She says it so seriously, I start cracking up. She looks at me strangely.
"S-sorry, it's just the way you said that…" I trail off because I'm laughing so hard. "In complete seriousness," I say after calming down a little. "Piper, he's in my head, so I couldn't even if I wanted to."
Austin's not sure how to feel about that comment.
"Neither is Piper. Er, neither am I," Piper says. "Don't you like him?"
Yeah, don't you like me? he asks, done with talking in third person.
"Well, yes, but kissing you, er, him, er…. I don't know how to say that. Anyway, it's not exactly one of my top priorities at the moment."
Well, it should be, 'cause I'm a pretty awesome kisser, if you say so yourself.
"Huh?" Piper and I say.
You said I was a good kisser, he says blankly. But that's not the point. The point is, if I don't kiss you in the next thirty seconds, I'm gonna die of Ally withdrawals.
"What?" I say, shocked.
"What?" Piper says happily.
"What?" Austin says, shrugging as if he didn't just pretty much admit he still likes me.
"Well, you heard the boy," Piper says. Then, before I can respond, she snaps her fingers and I feel my eyes getting droopy.
"You did not just do that," I say before falling asleep.
I appear in my head, not in a dream.
"Gosh, took ya long enough. I'm at five seconds," Austin says, walking over to me. Once again, before I can respond, I feel his lips on mine. I need to work on responding faster.
Have you ever missed something, but not realized just how much you missed it until you have it back? That's how I feel about kissing Austin. Yes, I missed it. A lot. But kissing him again completely shocked me. I had no idea how much I needed him, until I had him back. Well, I think I have him back. I mean, he is kissing me. A lot.
After who knows how long, he reluctantly pulls away for air.
"Please don't tell me you're gonna slip into another coma, 'cause then I'd have to kill you," I tell him.
"I don't think that's gonna be a problem," he says. "But if you had come any later, I think that would've been a problem."
"No need to thank me," I say, "I mean, I practically just saved your life there."
"My hero," he says, grinning. "By the way, in case you didn't notice- which in that case I'd have to mock you for the rest of eternity for being the densest person to ever walk the earth- I still like you, too."
"I kinda figured out as much when you began trying to eat me."
"Ally withdrawals. Terrible, terrible thing to go through," he says, shaking his head sadly.
"Still, that's no excuse for cannibalism," I tell the blonde.
"It's not cannibalism when the other person is trying to eat you, too," he says, pouting.
"Really, then what's that called?" I ask, trying to trap him in our comeback-war-thing.
"Making out."
I wake up in my bed. At least Piper had the decency to move me. I get up to go look for her. Austin starts humming the same tune he was humming earlier.
Okay, you're writing that song whether you like it or not, I tell him.
No, he whines.
Why don't you wanna write your own song?
'Cause that means you won't have to be my songwriter anymore, and I don't want you to not be my songwriter.
Please, you can't get rid of me that easy.
So, even if I write a totally rockin' song, you won't leave me? he asks.
Never, I say dramatically.
Then to the paper my pen shall go! he shouts.
That was the dumbest thing you've ever said. He shrugs and makes paper and pens appear in front of him.
While he writes his song, I walk to Piper's room.
"I'm still mad at you," I tell her when I see her reading on her bed.
"Eh," she waves her hand dismissively. "Besides, he was suffering from Ally withdrawals. I did my research and there's nothing worse than Ally withdrawals."
"I'm pretty sure he would be the only one 'suffering' from 'Ally withdrawals,' if he even was suffering."
It was worse than not having my memories, he says, not looking up from his paper.
"Ouch," I say.
"Anyway, you should really be thanking me," Piper says.
"Yes, thank you for giving Austin the opportunity to eat me," I say sarcastically. Austin looks up.
Seriously, you're still stuck on that when you're just as guilty?
"You're welcome," Piper says. "It's getting late. We should go to bed. If things go well, we're gonna have to wake up in a few hours anyway." I nod. "'Night, Als." Austin's eyes narrow. "Ally, Ally, Ally. Sorry, force of habit."
"'Night," I say, rolling my eyes at Piper and Austin.
"Goodnight, Austin."
"Good morning, Als," he says, smirking. He salutes and disappears from my head.
I'm ready for bed after a half hour, so I grab my book and look for a clean page. That's when I come across something that I didn't write.
How do you like your Austins? Melted or scrambled? I read it over and over again. I have a feeling I know who wrote it, but it doesn't make sense. Melted or scrambled? Why would Sarah write that?
Then, I remember that if we do end up getting killed, it'll be with torture. I swallow the nausea and put my book on the end table, deciding to go to sleep so I can tell Austin about the note.
When I appear in the singer's head, he's on his way to Sonic Boom.
"Morning, Austin."
'Night, Als. I laugh and roll my eyes. Then, I get serious.
"Sarah wrote me a note." Austin stiffens at her name. "I was going through my book last night because I was ready for bed before an hour had passed. I found a note that wasn't in my handwriting, and I know she wrote it."
What did it say? I swallow the lump in my throat.
"It said, 'How do you like your Austins? Melted or scrambled?'" Austin gulps.
Well that's…Pleasant.
"Hopefully she won't make me eat you if we get stuck in the worst possible situation," I say.
You already tried to eat me, he says, trying to lighten the mood.
"Ha-ha, that's hilarious," I deadpan.
Let's just try not to think about it, okay? he says. I nod. Austin walks in silence until we arrive at Sonic Boom.
"Hey guys," Trish says.
"Hey," Austin replies.
"You ready for today?"
"I guess. I mean, I'm excited to see Ally, don't get me wrong, but I'm not too excited to see Sarah. We all know she's gonna make an appearance." Trish nods.
"You do realize you can go to sleep and see Ally whenever you want, right?" she finally says.
"Yes, Trish. I know that. But it just isn't the same, you know? I wanna be able to see her without having Piper being able to see and hear everything we do." That's when I realize Piper probably heard and 'saw' us when I was asleep.
"Austin, Piper probably saw you trying to eat me," I tell him.
"I was not trying to eat you!" he exclaims out loud, receiving weird looks from customers. The store quickly empties. "Oops."
"I never said you were," Trish says, looking at him strangely. "Which means you were probably talking to Ally. Now, I'm curious. Why on earth would you and Ally be arguing about whether or not you were trying to eat her?" Trish asks.
"No reason," Austin says, his voice high.
"You're lying."
"Am not!" I roll my eyes and make the controls appear in front of me.
"Austin tried to eat my face last night," I say through Austin's mouth. I don't have time to elaborate because Austin gets the controls back.
Well, that was rude.
"You were being a wimp," I tell him.
"I'm sorry, did you say he tried to eat your face? Austin, are you a cannibal, or something?" Trish pauses and puts two and two together. "Wait, eat, face, Austin and Ally," she mutters. "YOU TWO TOTALLY MADE OUT!" she exclaims as Dez walks in. "DEZ, AUSTIN AND ALLY MADE OUT!"
"Well, yeah, don't you remember? Austin had to experience a life changing even to get his memories back last summer, and they kissed and he slipped into a coma?" the redhead says slowly.
"NO, I MEAN LAST NIGHT!"
"Trish, could you not scream at the top of your lungs?" Austin asks, covering his ears. Trish rolls her eyes.
"REALLY?" Dez shouts. He sees the glare Austin's giving him and says, "Really?" in a normal voice.
"Yup, and you owe me twenty bucks."
"Dang it," Dez says, pulling out his wallet and paying Trish.
"You guys bet on us?" Austin asks. They nod.
"But that doesn't matter," Trish says. "What does matter, is that the two of you can start dating again when we save Ally!"
"If we save Ally," Dez corrects her.
"When," Austin corrects him. "I'm still suffering Ally withdrawals." I feel like he was aiming that statement towards me. I blush.
"Anyway, I have to get back to work, and you two need to get me food and magazines, so away with you!" Trish says. Austin and Dez sigh and walk out of the store to meet Trish's needs.
I gotta say this is one of my favorite chapters, and not just because of the cannibalism, if you know what I mean. *wink wink* I dunno I just like all the random shenaniganizing you know? Anywhoozles, I wanna know what YOU thought of it. Tell me your favorite part in a review! I like knowing what I did right, you feel? Ok I shouldn't try to be cool... so yeah if you liked it, write WEIRD WITCH in a review! If you thought it was okay, put GOOPY GHOST in a review! If you hated it, put BLACK CAT in a review! love you guys more than Austin and Ally loved eating each other! (which is a lot. I would know. I mean, I did write it).
Maddie's Incredible Disclaimers: Part VIII Continued
Austin: *talking fast* MADDIE DOESN'T OWN AUSTIN AND ALLY OR ANY RECOGNIZABLE STUFF!
Me: Thanks Austie!
Austin: Yeah, yeah, now GIVE ME ALLY!
Me: Fine, calm yourself. *snaps fingers*
*Ally appears on the bus*
Ally: Ok, where am I and why am I moving?
Austin, Trish, and Dez: ALLY! *They all hug her*
Ally: Guys, what are you doing here? Wherever we are...
Dez: Maddie made you appear and no time will pass in Miami so you can stay on tour as long as you want!
Ally: How is that even-
Trish: *cutting her off* She's the author. She can do whatever she freaking wants.
Austin: Oh my gosh, I've missed you so much!
Dez: And the tour is only halfway over!
Trish: C'mon Dez, help me organize my shirts by color.
Dez: Okay! *They leave*
*I pretend to follow but I hide behind The couch in Austin's super cool tour bus*
Ally: I've missed you WAY more.
Austin: That's impossible. I called it first.
Ally: Barely.
Austin: Actually, I called it by a lot. *He grabs the card out of Ally's coat pocket and reads it* Dear Ally, If you don't come on tour, I'm gonna miss you more than you or anyone else could ever miss me. *He looks at her pointedly.* I think I win.
Me: *Takes out video camera to film this for Megan*
Ally: Fine, fine. I should've remembered that you wrote that. *Mumbles* Stupid super sweet card.
Austin: *Keeps reading card* But, I probably won't let you come on tour. I can't let you pass up another one of your dreams for me after MUNY. So, I guess I'll have to tell you everything in here. If there's enough room. Ally, I know I'm way too chicken to tell you this in person-my hand is shaking and sweating as I'm writing this-but I love you. Like, more than you could ever imagine. Dating you was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I wish we didn't break up. I think that when I get back from tour, we should try dating again if you still like me. I'm really gonna miss you. There really is no way I could do it without you. Don't forget me, 'cause I know I won't forget you. Love, Austin.
Ally: *In tears* I read that every day. I missed you so much.
Austin: So, will you be my girlfriend again, Goosepickle?
Ally: *laughs* Of course, Cute Nickname.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ASDFGHJKL DUFKENSHCIDMSWHSGGDUDIGOGTNEBDGCUDJEBDYDIDDN AHHHHHHHHHHH! *Does velociraptor screech and then dies*
Austin and Ally: *shrug and kiss and live happily ever after*
The End