Ok here is Chapter 3

Hope it is good, it took me awhile to complete because I like to write my stories out in a notebook before I type them.

Grimmjaw POV

I awoke to a tickling sensation on my chin; I looked down through sleep hazed eyes and saw a blob of orange. My brain didn't fully register that it was Ichigo until my thoughts drifted toward the cute thoughts and that is what woke me up like a splash of freezing cold water poured over my head. Once I had stopped freaking out and cursing my thoughts I noticed that Ichigo was only wearing my bathrobe and got an idea. 'I could molest him and get away with it.' 'WAIT! What the hell am I thinking, I am not GAY!!!'

While I was arguing with my thoughts Ichigo woke up and started staring at me. After awhile I finally noticed him staring at me and was about to make a snappy reply, but he beat me to it by saying, "Could you release me so I can get some clothes?"

Today I went to the clothes room and grabbed some different style girl clothes(mini skirt, belly-top, thigh high boots with lace going up the sides for ties, and a black jacket that came down to his ankles; like his bankia coat). Aizen wished to see the prisoner today so we had to go to the meeting room.

"Why the hell do I have to wear this?" was one of the many things I kept hearing on our way to meeting room.

"Hey are you listening to me?" finally he takes notice that I am not paying attention to him so I decide to humor him with an answer that I know will piss him off.

"Nope, Ichigo I am not listening to you and you have to wear that because I am too lazy to search through a bunch of clothes to find something that suits your tastes." was the stupid answer I came up with. 'I am not telling him that he is wearing them just because I want him to.'

When I finished with my thoughts I glanced back at Ichigo and it looked as if he was going to bolt any minute. When we arrived at the door to the throne room I had to grab the back of his jacket to keep him from running. He was pleading with me not to embarrass him by making him go in there with girl clothes and shoulder length hair. Once the doors opened I noticed that all the Espada were present and that Gin and Tosen decided to show up as well. 'I wonder if anyone can see that this is Ichigo, well Aizen and them should be able to tell by his spirit pressure.'

Aizen surprised me with the questions he asked me."Grimmjaw, where is Ichigo and who is this girl you have brought with you to an Espada meeting." I burst out laughing, mostly looking like an idiot since nobody noticed that the girl was Ichigo, at the questions.

Ichigo POV

All the Epada, Gin, Tosen, and me were in the throne room and Aizen, all mighty ruler of hollows, just asked the dumbest question I have ever heard. I can't believe that the great ruler can't put two and two together, my retsui is the same as Ichigo's and I have orange hair, so obviously I am Ichigo in girl clothes with longer hair thanks to the potion Grimmjaw poured down my throat when I was unconscious. The funny thing is that I wasn't mad at being mistaken for a girl, even though I did look like one at the moment, because the ruler of all hollows just made a huge mistake. Soon my laughing joined in with Grimmjaw's, mine was not as insane as his, and all the people present in the room where looking at the two of us as if when had just spontaneously combusted right before their eyes.

"What is so funny," I heard Aizen demand from upon his throne like a master commands a dog to sit. I stood up from where I had fallen from laughing so hard and walked over to Aizen's throne and said to him in a sweet little girly voice, to sweet for my tastes.

"Can you sense my spirit pressure right now and see the color of my hair?" was the question I posed to the ruler of hollows.

"Of course I can you insolent little child" "Who do you think I am young lad…..Wait you spirit pressure is that of the substitute shinigami, Kurosaki Ichigo." was his brilliant deduction of what I had posed to him to answer.

"Obviously, that makes me Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute shinigami representative, wearing girl clothes because Grimmjaw is too lazy to go and search through the clothes room for an outfit that suites my taste. Everyone in the throne room(except Grimmjaw who was still laughing) was shocked by finding out that the shinigami that they have fought against was standing in front of them with female attire.

Aizen began question Grimmjaw, " Grimmjaw, why have you given our guest who is clearly a boy female clothes to wear?" 'He asked the question as though he doesn't really care what I wear as long as I am dressed.' 'I am guessing it is going to be a while before I am allowed to dress as a boy again.' 'I might as well prepare myself for this weird punishment, does god hate me?'

"I am too lazy to search for boy clothes so I grabbed the first thing I saw and that happened to be the female attire Ichigo is wearing at the moment." was Grimmjaw's reply to Aizen's questioning gaze.

"Well I will allow you to dress the boy as you wish since you are sharing you quarters with him and are the one who captured the boy." was Aizen's smooth reply.

'Oh God I am DOOMED to suffer, why me?' was one of the thoughts flying through my mind as I realized that I was going to be stuck in feminine clothes for a looooong time.'