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In a ghetto
Bankotsu and Jakotsu were surrounded by kids living in the ghetto. Bankotsu and Jakotsu were both drunk. And Bankotsu wore his suit over his head and pretended to be a woman.
"You can't understand the value of a kiss, Ramesh," said Bankotsu, acting as Kagome.
"Wow."
"It's God's blessings, a little kiss."
"Great."
"It's the pride of every woman, a little kiss."
"Wow, wow."
"It's the dream of every woman, a little kiss."
"Wow, wow. Clap for him," Jakotsu told the kids.
They clapped.
As Bankotsu removed the suit from his head, he turned to Jakotsu. They hugged each other. "That's wonderful, Banny. Bankotsu pulled away."
"Let me say something Jakotsu."
"Say it."
"This year's film award will be given to your sister-in-law," Bankotsu said, snapping. Bankotsu shook his head. "Yes, but if the award jury were here, they would have given it to you right now." Bankotsu smiled as Jakotsu put an arm around him and walked ahead. "Really?"
"Yes," Jakotsu assured him.
"Hey, when I become a star, will I get the award?" Bankotsu asked. "You'll have to get that award," Jakotsu told him. "When I become a star…" Bankotsu looked around. "I will buy this bungalow." "You will," Jakotsu said, also looking around. "Right now it belongs to that Sesshomaru Kira." As Bankotsu said his name, he and Jakotsu touched their hair.
"One day it will belong to me. You know, Sesshomaru Kira lives like a poor man. I will live in style.""Style," Jakotsu repeated.
"There will be 15-16 imported cars."
"Style."
"There will be 59-60 servants."
"Style."
"And there will be a round, gold bed set."
"In style," Jakotsu, and this time Bankotsu, said together.
"And you know what, when I wake you in the morning, before putting my foot on the marble floor," Bankotsu put his foot on a box," one servant will put soft slippers in my foot. "And do you know what the second servant will do? He'll put the silk gown on me. Bankotsu and Jakotsu put their hands together while the kids stared.
"And the third one will put juice on the side for me," Bankotsu continued.
"Ohh," Jakotsu said as he put one hand over his face.
"What happened?" Bankotsu asked.
Jakotsu put the hand on Bankotsu's shoulder. "Wow Banny. You've made me cry."
"Why? What happened?"
"You'll get the film award later, but right now…" Jakotsu took out a bottle of beer. "First take this. From me, a… bottle award."
Bankotsu smiled. "Is it for me?" Jakotsu shook his head yes. "Press, take photos," Bankotsu told the kids. The kids pretended to take pictures with their hands. Bankotsu and Jakotsu held the bottle together, smiling
"Hey Jakotsu…I've also wrote a speech for this award. "Should I say it here?"
"Go on."
"Should I?"
"Go."
"Okay."
Bankotsu walked over to the pile of boxes while Jakotsu and the kids sat down on the ground in front of him. Bankotsu held the bottle in one hand and his suit hanging over the same hand. Then he took out a red pocket comb. Bankotsu quickly used it to comb his hair. After using it, he blew on the comb and held it in the other hand as his microphone.
:Ladies and gentleman," he began. "I have tried that hard to achieve you. That everything conspired to get me to meet with you."
Jakotsu looked at the kids. They put their hands inside out in front of them and shrugged. "Hey, time please," Jakotsu called out.
Bankotsu looked around. "Who said that?"
Jakotsu answered, "Me. Hey Banny, we couldn't understand anything. The kids waved their hands.
"Oh. Should I make it simpler?" he asked.
"A little bit." Bankotsu nodded.
"Take two. Ladies and gentlemen." Two men came and sat down behind Jakotsu and the kids to listen to Bankotsu's speech as he continued. "It's being said that if you sincerely want something to be yours, all the universe starts turning things to get you to meet with them. Today all of you have made me met with my love. Thanks."
Jakotsu looked deeply into Bankotsu's eyes and felt his own beginning to water. He now understood what he meant. That if you really want something, you will get it. Everyone will help you to achieve your biggest dreams. And Bankotsu was thanking everyone for meeting Kagome because he believes everyone had helped him in a way. Jakotsu would remember this moment all throughout his life.
Bankotsu continued. "Thank you very much." He held up his hands and laughed. "Today you have all believed in me, so much. So much that I feel like the king of the world. And I have also believed that like our films, our lives also get all right till the end. Happy endings. If it's not all right, then it isn't the end. The picture is still remaining."
With that he finished his speech. The kids clapped while Jakotsu found himself wiping away his tears. "I love you. I love you all. I love you Sesshoumaru Kira. I…"
Bankotsu stopped talking when a man sleeping in one of the bigger boxes opened the sides and stuck his head out to talk to Bankotsu. He looked mad. "Shut up. What nonsense kind of speech are you going on about man."
Bankotsu got down from the box. "Hey I love you man."
"Go away from here." Bankotsu turned to Jakotsu.
"Look at what he's saying." Jakotsu walked over to him. "Hey drunk, don't you know him?" the man got a closer look at him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"He's the superstar Bankotsu. Bankotsu," Jakotsu told him. "And you don't recognize him?"
Bankotsu asked while putting a hand over his face. "He's the Mahesh Kuna." Jakotsu also copied what he did.
The man got up. "Then I am Daichi Goro. Get out of here."
Bankotsu and Jakotsu ran away. The man threw a shoe at them but missed. Jakotsu and Bankotsu stopped stick their tongues out at him and started running again.
At Bankotsu's house
Bankotsu quietly opened the door and walked inside. He stopped to grab the chair. It was 2 am and Bankotsu wanted to sneak inside without waking his mother. Bankotsu walked past his mother's bed and went to hang his suit in the closet. But his mother woke up. "Bankotsu…" Bankotsu froze as his mother got up in her bed. "Have you come son?"
Bankotsu walked over to her bed. "Uh…yes."
Kora sighed. "You took too long. I was scared."
Bankotsu shook his head. "Oh my filmy mom. What's there to be scared of?"
He knelt beside her bed. "Now matter how late it is. I will come home. To you." Bankotsu hugged his mother.
"Okay. I'll get your dinner ready," Kora offered.
"No, I've had my food."
Kora hit him on the back. "And drink too."
Bankotsu looked up. "Forgive me today, mom. I am sorry. Like you always say. That this moon…"
Kora's bed was right by the window. Bankotsu wanted look out to the moon but his mother was in the way. He moved to the side but Kora also moved so she was in front of him again, blocking the window. "Who moon?" Kora asked.
"Oh that… the moon in the sky." Bankotsu brought his mother to the window by the door and looked at the moon with her.
Bankotsu pointed at the moon. "Like you always say, this moon isn't a moon. It is a dream that you have seen it for me."
Kora smiled as Bankotsu put the very same hand Kagome had touched outside the window. "Tonight I've touched that dream." Bankotsu showed his hands to Kora.
She held them. "With these hands." Bankotsu kissed his mom on her forehead.
"Really?" Kora asked.
"Of course." he answered.
"My prince."
Bankotsu smiled. But his smile soon disappeared as his mother slapped him. "No go to sleep. You have to go for the shooting in the morning."
Outside the makeup room
Bankotsu and Jakotsu laughed evilly while walking out. They were dressed as bandits for one of the scenes in the movie. Bankotsu touched his moustache. "What are we laughing for? The makeup man fixed the moustache too tight that I can't even open my mouth. I wonder how I am going to say my dialogues?"
Jakotsu patted him on the shoulder. "But the good thing is no one will recognize you." Jakotsu touched his face. "That's why I've put a mole on my face."
Bankotsu agreed. "It's amazing. I can barely recognize you."
Jakotsu touched Bankotsu to get his attention. "Hey, look. The assistant director." Jakotsu pointed to a man.
Bankotsu and Jakotsu walked over to him. "Should I do everything?" The assistant director asked a man.
"Assistant director, find out what the scene here is and what are my dialogues," Bankotsu told him.
"Scene is that there will be a fire in these fields." Bankotsu turned to say something to Jakotsu.
"Actions." The assistant director continued. "And your dialogue is "Run," he said before leaving.
"And furthermore?" Bankotsu asked. Then he noticed him gone.
"Hey is that it?" "Run," Bankotsu and Jakotsu said together. They ran over to the assistant director.
"Just run?" Bankotsu asked the assistant director after finally catching up to him. "It's a lame dialogue," Jakotsu told him.
"Lame? I wrote it," he said, starting to leave again.
"It's a great dialogue," Bankotsu lied. I think the hall will be blown. But there should be some powerful hero dialogues."
The assistant director turned to Bankotsu. "The heroic dialogues will be spoken by the hero." he pointed ahead. "Which is not you . There is the hero. Koga Wolf."
Bankotsu looked to see a man sitting on a chair and reading some papers as other people fanned him. Just then the director of the movie came out of a yellow tent. "Call the producer," the director told to no one in particular.
"The director has gone crazy again," the assistant director said under his breath while walking to him.
"Koga Wolf…bastard," Jakotsu and Bankotsu said together.
"Hey, he's a hero," Bankotsu reminded him.
"See the problem is with the heroine," the director began. He stood outside Kagome's makeup tent with Koga and some other workers. Then the assistant director came and the director started talking again. "The shot is ready and she says she will only work after the producer has come. She's asking me, the biggest director. She's telling me she will only work after seeing the producer." the director grabbed the cameraman. "Call Mr. Inuyasha."
"What's going on?" Bankotsu asked one of the junior artists.
"It's the same. The heroine isn't coming out of her tent. She might not have been paid in the last shooting."
Jakotsu shook his head. "No, its Inuyasha Takahashi's film. He's a big producer." Bankotsu nodded.
"Be it a big or small producer. These stars have been treating the producers like dogs," the man told Bankotsu and Jakotsu.
"What did you say?" Bankotsu asked while Jakotsu held him back.
"Control," he mumbled under his breath.
"Our Miss Kagome isn't like that," Bankotsu told him.
"Even Inuyasha Takahashi gave her first break," Jakotsu agreed.
"Her first movie, Too Much Peace. Kagome was only sixteen years old back then," Bankotsu said dreamily.
"Peace, peace, peace," Bankotsu and Jakotsu sang.
"Mr. Inuyasha has come," the man yelled out.
A car drove past the gate with people following. It pulled over by Kagome's tent. Inuyasha came out. "Now see, the shooting will start in ten minutes," the man told Bankotsu and Jakotsu.
"Mr. Inuyasha is handsome," Jakotsu pointed out. He should become a hero. What a personality. He's so dashing." the man coughed.
"He is also smart, and tall," Bankotsu added.
Inuyasha took his suit case from one of his bodyguards. Inuyasha walked into Kagome's tent as everyone waved.
"You know man, we never become bandits for any producers. It's just because of Mr. Inuyasha. "That's why," Bankotsu and Jakotsu said together.
The man coughed again. "You're having too much cough…"Bankotsu stopped talking because Jakotsu put himself in front of Bankotsu.
Inuyasha came out of the tent. "Kagome will be ready in ten minutes. Get your shot ready," Inuyasha told the director.
"Very good problem solving, Mr. Inuyasha. It's bad for my creativity," the director cried.
Inuyasha touched his cheek. "Don't cry for every little thing. This is Tokyo; the shootings are like this here. And yes, the whole scene should be finished today," Inuyasha said, putting his sunglasses back on.
"Of course. I've put three cameras. One east ray angle, one west ray angle, and one north ray angle: the director bragged as he followed Inuyasha to his car.
Inuyasha opened the door to his car and hit the director in the stomach on accident. "Put one angle, that will work," Inuyasha advised him before getting into his car and driving off.
Bankotsu saw Kagome come out of her tent dressed in a yellow and red dress. She wore a black veil over her head and a red flower in her hair. Bankotsu smiled.
Koga followed Kagome. "Kagome baby, you're too much really. You took too long. By the way, what are you doing after pack up?" Koga asked.
"Suicide," Kagome replied flatly. She left to do her shot.
Koga put a hand over his heart. "I'm also ready to die, baby."
The director began the shooting. "Fields clear, fields clear," he yelled out. The assistant director walked over to him. "Sir you are in the fields." the director looked around and then ran over to the cameras.
"Light the fire and start running," he ordered. Some people carried burning sticks and touched the huts with them so it burned in flames.
"Action." people scattered around the fields and running away as part of the scene. "Sir, roll the camera," one of the cameramen reminded him.
"Oh yea, camera."
Kagome was in the middle of the fields, where the fire was. "Koga, Koga."
Now it was Bankotsu's line. "Run!" Then he came back. "Run!" The assistant director pulled him away. Somehow Bankotsu came back again. 'Run!" The assistant director also came back, to take him away, again.
"Koga," Kagome yelled.
"Very good. Koga, it's your shot now," the director told him.
"The fire is too hot. Let it cool down. I will jump, I will jump," Koga lied.
"What the hell is happening, someone save me," Kagome screamed while running.
"Sir, we should cut the scene, Koga isn't jumping into the fire," the cameraman suggested.
"No, I won't cut until the shot is cleared. The producer has asked me to finish this scene today," the director disagreed.
"Someone help me," Kagome repeated.
Bankotsu looked at Kagome to see that no one had gone to save her. The assistant director held Koga by his arms. "I saw this in a movie once. The hero saved the heroine and they got married later on." Koga shrugged. "But I'm already married. What's my gain in this? He asked.
Bankotsu stood next to Koga. "Help me," Kagome screamed.
Bankotsu pointed to her. "Ms. Kagome is alone there, please go save her," Bankotsu begged.
"If you care about her then you can go ahead and save your Miss. Kagome," Koga told him right before leaving.
"Help," Kagome cried. One of the burning huts fell down in front of her. Bankotsu saw this.
"Someone say "cut," the assistant director yelled.
"Someone jump into the fire," the director called out.
As soon as Bankotsu saw the hut fall down, he raced towards Kagome. Kagome turned to look at Bankotsu jumping into the flames and landing in front of her. Kagome looked up as Bankotsu grabbed her hand and pulled her closer to him, putting one hand on her waist. The director kissed the palm of his hand. Seeing Bankotsu carrying Kagome bridal-style away from the fire.
Banny," Jakotsu yelled as Bankotsu walked past a burning hut. He turned around so Kagome wouldn't be touched by the flames. He didn't notice that some of the flames were caught on his back. Jakotsu and some other people did see this and ran over to him.
Bankotsu set Kagome down. Kagome's workers came to her, wrapping her in a gray blanket. They began to walk Kagome back to her tent. Bankotsu smiled and turned around. "Your welcome," Bankotsu said, waving.
"Banny, Banny." Bankotsu turned and put his right hand in the air as he heard his name.
" Yea…" Then he felt the fire and turned running in circles. "Ahhhhhhh…" Jakotsu and the people also wrapped him in a gray blanket to burn down the fire. Kagome looked back to se Bankotsu waving at her with the same dreamy look.