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Lizzy POV

After we dropped off Hannah at her house, Edward took me back home.

When Mom got the door, he scooped her up in his arms and they were all lovey-dovey for a while until Mom moved aside so I could escape to my room. I closed the door and watched Edward leave; I remember he said something about hunting tonight so it was safe.

Dean… Dean… Dean… wait why am I thinking this? Ugh! No. No. NO! Stop it; I refuse to fawn over this stranger! Well, technically I'd known him for years but I didn't know anything about him.

Hm… Lizzy Lautner… UGH!!! NO, NO, NO!

I physically slapped myself in an effort to dislodge these thoughts. I slapped the side of my head repeatedly and scrunched my eyes shut.

"Come on! Get out!" I banged my hand to my head a couple more times before I realized Mom was standing in the doorway watching me.

"Rough night?"

"I suppose you could say that…"

"What you didn't have fun?"

"Well, I did it's just that well…" I didn't want to sound like every infatuated teenager since the dawn of time.

"It's ok sweetie you don't have to tell me."

We sat in silence and I stared blankly out the window.

"It's about a boy isn't it?" I froze. How does Mom always know these things?!

"Er…"

She closed her eyes and sighed. A smile crawled across her face.

"I guess it's time for "the talk"." Oh my god. I spazzed out and fell on the floor.

"Ow."

"Ok so lets' get this over with-"

I peeked my head over the side of the bed.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa Mom. Y-you can't be serious."

"I am dead serious." Oh please dear god no.

"Please Mom, anything but that!"

"Ok so when a girl and… boy like each other… a lot, they-"

I clamped my hands over my ears.

"LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALA" I shook my head wildly back and forth. I felt her hand come on my shoulder.

"Lizzy, sweetie we need to talk about this, trust me I am just as embarrassed as you are."

"I don't think that is humanly possible!"

"Look honey." She sighed. "I have some news."

I uncovered my ears.

"Well, most of the wolves are starting to stop transforming permanently so the next generation of wolves are coming in. And I know this may not happen but… if one of them were to imprint on you I want to have this talk with you know rather than later." Imprint? I'd heard the legends but, come on? Imprint?

"Uh… Dad already gave me the talk?" I tried.

"When?" She asked coldly.

"Um… the 31st of February?..." I thought of a random date.

"So you memorized the date you had the talk?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I mean it was really important to me so I memorized the date, I even remember it was sunny that day too."

"There is no 31st of February." Oh crap.

"Uh… no I mean um… September 31st?" (AN- Seriously think about it, IS there a 31st of September either?)

"Lizzy lets just get this out of the way."

"No Mommy please I'll do anything!"

She seemed torn.

"Ah ok fine! But you have to watch this educational video!" Oh god no.

She dragged me into the living room and sat me down in front of the TV, and the blue DVD screen popped up while she put in the DVD.

I clenched and unclenched my fists and my breathed got more labored before the video even started.

(This isn't going to be pretty so we'll skip to after video)

The screen went blue and my mouth hung open.

O-oh my god. What was that… thingy and that other thingy…. And then other stuff about… things

I twitched and I felt spasms rock through my body. My breathing hitched and broke. My vision got blurry and then everything went black…

(Haha such a Lizzy reaction)

"Lizzy? Lizzy?!" I heard a voice call. Out of nowhere I was suddenly hungry.

"Extra pickles but no mustard…" I muttered. Had I just said that?

I heard Mom laugh and hug me.

"It's over sweetie, the video is over, and you won't ever have to do that again." I spasmed as I remembered the video.

"Just don't think about it baby." How can I not?

"B-but Mom the…"

"Shhh…. It's ok."

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(The Next Day before school)

I put on my designer clothes Aunt Alice got for me, except this time, I actually asked for her to pick out my outfit for today. In hopes I would see Dean. (-Sigh- Pic on profile. Lol) I was going for a school girl look.

When I got to school I looked around wildly for Dean, then I re-mentally slapped myself because I was becoming obsessive. I sighed with relief when I saw him across the courtyard with his books. What was really flattering was he was staring back at me. I refused to drop my gaze; I wasn't going to unless he did.

His eyes were dark brown and he was freakishly tall for a 7th grader… well it was one of things I liked about him I supposed.

Sigh.

I guess there was no getting around it was there?

I like Dean Lautner. Like, like.

Swoon. I was still gazing into his eyes from across the yard when I felt someone's hand come down on my shoulder. I spun around to see Hannah with a smug look on her face.

"So… you don't like him huh?"

I blushed crimson and turned back to see him gone.

I sighed and Hannah and I went to our first class.

I sat down in my seat and looked to my right, the girl who usually sat there wasn't here… I wondered why.

I didn't get a chance to contemplate it for long, because Dean, the Dean, walked in the room and up to the teachers' desk. My breathing got deeper as I watched his fluid movements he made when he walked. I started noticing tiny miniscule things about him.

The way his hair looked like if I ran my hands through it, that it would feel like silk… the way his eyes look hypnotic and I could get lost in them forever… the way I look like a complete imbecile when I stare the way I am now…

I quickly straightened up because he was turning around to face me.

When he turned and our eyes met I thought I could hear him gasp. I gave him a small smile, and I thought I heard him gasp again. I giggled, to my intense surprise, and looked down. I started doodling on my notebook and Dean sat down in the desk next to mine. Suddenly math wasn't so boring.

I could feel his eyes on me the whole period.

I would peek up from under my hair once in awhile to check to see if he was still watching, and he never failed me. He was always gazing at me; I don't think either of us heard a word the teacher said. Then again I still wasn't sure if he liked me.

Well he's staring at you like that of course he likes you!

A small voice in the back of my head called, I pushed it into the back of my head.

I played with a strand of my hair, twisting it around absentmindedly. I turned my torso to catch him staring again, every time I'd catch him he'd smile a bit. Ok, maybe I was letting it all go to my head; I bet I was over thinking it way too much. He probably isn't interested at all. Then Edward's words came back to me from the first night I met the Cullens.

"You're so much more desirable to human males than you know Lizzy. You don't have to worry about it; the only thing you have to worry is about which one of your many suitors –which you will have- to pick. If any of them at all."

I let out a hard laugh at the memory, causing everyone –including Dean- within a three feet radius to stare. I blushed deep crimson and mentally kicked myself.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid…" I muttered to myself. I heard the bell ring and everyone got up to leave.

I sighed and turned away to pick up my books when I saw Dean's hand slid for a second on my desk leaving a piece of folded paper.

I took it eagerly and opened it.

Trust me, you're far from stupid.

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