Behind the mask: episode 6 season 1:Christmas Special
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Starfire and Raven sat on the couch, Raven reading, Starfire watching the three boys decorate the house and the Christmas tree with lights and other decorations.
"Please, tell me of this Christmas I have heard so much about lately?" Starfire asked, quite confused of why they were decorating.
"Christmas is when-" Beastboy started but was interrupted by the Boy Wonder.
"Christmas is a time where we give, share, and love each other. It's the only time of the year when people are actually innocent for once in their lives. Christmas is like a feeling of joy and jollyness, and even more fun things. That's what Christmas is about." Robin said.
Beastboy scoffed.
"It's about that, and Santa Claus gives presents to all the good children. We've definetely made the nice list." Beastboy stated.
"Who is this Santa Claus?" Starfire asked.
"Santa Claus is a fat jolly old man who likes to wear a red and white suit, who lives in the north pole with his Raindeer and elves. The elves are his workers, and make presents for us children. They know what we want because Santa Claus watches us if we be bad or good. If we be good we get presents, if we be bad we get nothing. He gives us presents at Christmas eve night time while we are asleep. He delivers them by coming through the chimney and drops off our presents right underneath the Christmas Tree. Also we can send him a letter to the north pole." Beastboy explained.
"So this Santa Claus is a stalker to children, and judges us by how we act?" Starfire stated.
"Well, no, but yes, Kind of, both? But it's for a good thing." Beastboy reasoned.
Starfire got all up in Beastboy's face.
"No! IT IS MOST NOT OKAY FOR THIS FAT OLD MAN TO BE STALKING INNOCENT LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS! " Starfire retorted, her eyes bursting with green energy.
"Well, he does so... yeah." Beastboy said, backing up.
"What is today again?"
"Christmas Eve." Robin stated.
"Then I must get ready." Starfire said through clenched teeth, gliding to her room.
"Okay so, who's going to be Santa C. this year?" Raven asked.
"How about you?" Beastboy suggested.
"How about not?" Raven retorted.
"I'll be Santa." Cyborg offered.
"Okay, so now that we got that down, who's going to get the presents?" Robin said.
"Since you did most of the decorating Robin, and Raven did nothing, and since I want to go, me and Raven will do the shopping." Beastboy stated. Raven scoffed, but didn't argue.
"Okay. Let's get to work!" Robin said.
Meanwhile , when they were having that conversation, Starfire was packing her backpack with a video camera, cookies, snacks, and weapons. She intended to catch this Santa Claus. She curled up and fell asleep. She wanted to be fully awake for when this fat man comes.
Raven and Beastboy walked to downtown Jump City, looking at all the decorations that decorated the stores and streets. The Christmas music playing and all the decorations were making Beastboy feel jolly and happy inside. Even Raven showed some interest.
Beastboy picked up a snowball and threw it at Raven, she's been quiet lately.
"Raven picked up three that was engulfed in black energy and chucked them at Beastboy.
"Which store should we go to first?" Beastboy asked, wiping the snow off of him.
"I don't know. Maybe that one." Raven pointed to a decorated one, with toys filling up the windows.
When they entered the store, it was also playing music, obviously people were feeling very jolly this season.
"What should I get?"
"I don't know. Luckily they all 'accidently' left their Christmas lists all over the house. Just pick one off their Christmas list." Raven suggested.
As they gathered the presents, they compared their foundings, each titan had five presents each, Raven having to get everything but her presents, same goes with Beastboy.
When they got home, they were greeted by Starfire, who was decorating the titans tower even more, singing Silent Night along with the Radio. She wore the same oufit, only with red instead of purple and white rimming the sides.
"Wow, here too?" Raven said looking around.
"Yes! Is it not glorious to be in festivity of this Christmas! Also, do you like my oufit? It is better than the Santa Claus, Yes?" Starfire asked.
"Yeah it is." Raven said.
"I am s glad you like it for I have bought an oufit for you as well!"
Starfire shoved a red sweater in her face, along with a red skirt with white rims, and red boots too. She also gave her a Red and white rimmed cloak.
"Oh." Was all Raven could say."Please, go put it on!" Starfire begged. Raven sighed and walked to the bathroom, clothes in tow.
When Raven came back, she and Beastboy managed to sneak the presents, and wrap them up. They put the presents in a painted red trash bag, then handed it over to Cyborg, who looked like Santa Claus.
"There. Can I go now? I'm tired." Raven asked.
"Me two." Beastboy agreed.
It was 11:30 at night.
Starfire was dressed in all black, and she slung her black jansport backpack she found lying around her backpack.
She had downloaded and app called 'Santa Tracker' on her communicator so she can see which address he was headed too. When it said it was heading for Titans Tower, she chose too go downstairs and get to business.
Starfire flipped her video camera open and set it on record.
"It is currently 12:30 at night, and Santa should be here any second now. I am going downstairs to finish this fat stalker once and for all for intruding our privacy!" She stated while flying down the hall.
When she got to the common room, she set out a plate of cookies she had baked earlier on the stool near the christmas tree.
"The bait." She said.
She hid behind the Christmas tree and took out a tazer, her eyes burning green and fully alert. She put the video camera on the couch, hidden so it can record the whole thing without interruptions.
She heard light thumping, and she turned her tazer on.
When she saw a fat figure in red and white settle his red bag full of presents down and started eating the bait.
"My cookies." She whispered.
Santa looked around as if he heard, but continued to eat them. After he was done, he started to unload the presents.
When he turned around, Starfire jumped out and landed on his back, and tazered him on the neck.
"BOW DOWN YOU FAT GLORFOLE!" Starfire shouted.
Santa started screaming as he tried to swipe the woman off his back.
Starfire showered him in Starbolts, and he fell to the ground in fetal position, begging for mercy.
Starfire leaned down to his hat, so he could hear what she was about to say.
"I never want to hear about you again, you fat (Censored). Stalking innocent children and judging if they are naughty or nice, that is just wrong. I want you out of this tower in ive seconds, or I will kill you raindeer and eat them for dinner tomorrow." Starfire threatened, her voice full of hate.
Santa Claus, dashed out of the hall, and Starfire smiled at her victory and ate the rest of the cookies.
In the morning, The titans were full of happiness, even Raven as they sat around opening presents, listening to Christmas music play from the TV and enjoy the fireplace.
All except one.
Cyborg.
"Cyborg what's wrong?" Robin asked while chugging down eggnog.
"S-Something happened last night." Cyborg said, shivering and looking down at his presents.
"Did Santa come to your room for revenge? Well it is okay, I took care of him last night. I even took a video!" Starfire said, reaching for her video camera. All the titans exchanged glances as she hooked up the video camera to the TV.
They watched the whole video.
Cyborg started whimpering, while Raven was just gawking at the screen, Beastboy melted in laughter, and Robin just looked highly amused.
Starfire looked pretty satisfied with herself.
"He shall never ever come back again, correct?" Starfire asked.
"Starfire, Santa is well...Not real." Robin admitted.
"Then who was this?" Starfire pointed to the video.
"That was friend Cyborg." Raven said.
Starfire turned to Cyborg, who was still whimpering and shivering.
"Cyborg, I did not know, I am so sorry I hurt you." Starfire apoligized.
"It's okay. Just don't do it again." Cyborg forgived her.