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Pairing: D + Leon

Category: General

Rating: R

Warning:

Title: Birthday Surprise

Author: yellowhorde

Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble.

Challenge #67 – 'edible'

BIRTHDAY SURPRISE

"D, you shouldn't have. The cake, balloons… It's too much."

"Nonsense," D replied. "It's the least I could do for my favorite detective."

D produced a present from behind his back. "For you, Detective," he urged, taking a seat besides Leon, who tore through the paper. When he opened the box, his jaw dropped.

Mutely he held up a black, transparent… thong. He rubbed the sheer material between his thumb and forefinger.

"This is… um… interesting…ah!" He yelped as D placed one hand on his thigh and squeezed.

D leaned over and whispered gleefully into Leon's ear, "They're edible, too!"

THE END