Behind The Mask: Which is Which? Season one Episode 7

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Puppet king grinned as he rubbed his hands together.

"The titans shall pay for what they did to me last time. THEY SHALL PAY!"He giggled evilly.

Beastboy woke up in a dark room. He groaned, but what came out sounded like a girl's voice. Maybe he brought a girl home. He got up from the bed and rubbed his eyes, and headed for the bathroom. It was pitch black, but he knew where all the titans bathrooms were connected. He looked in the mirror while reaching for a face towel when he fell in shock at what he saw.

For some strange reason, he had short purple hair and amethyst eyes staring back at him. His skin was pale instead of green.

"Wha-" He mumbled, trying to find his own body.

He froze in shock at his voice.

It was Ravens.

He felt all over, trying to make sure he was himself. When he found no hope, he just screamed out of shock, terror, and confusion.

He was a girl. A weird, dark, girl.

As if on cue, he heard another scream, sounding much like his own. He slipped into the hallway, and standing there he met his own body, frozen in shock.

"I-I-I'M NOT ME!" Raven stuttered. She was in Beastboy's body, freaking out.

So Raven and Beastboy swapped bodies.

Cyborg stepped out into the hallway, sporting a bright smile.

"Hello friends! I always thought I was a girl but, perhaps Robin was right when he said I was a boy that one night. I look a lot like Cyborg! Did you know that!" Cyborg said.

Raven and Beastboy exchanged glances when Starfire came running down the hallway.

"I'M STARFIRE! WHY AM I IN STARFIRES BODY!" She shouted.

"So I am a girl." Cyborg thought loudly.

"Wait, Starfire, are you in Cyborg?" Starfire's body/Robin asked.

"Yes. I believe so." Cyborg's body/Starfire stated.

"Did you two swap bodyies?" Robin asked.

"Yeah. Raven and Beastboy answered in unison.

Robin's body comes walking down the hall, a strict expression on his face.

"Why am I Robin? I'm supposed ot be Cyborg!" Cyborg asked.

"I'M YOU!" Raven once screamed again, pointing at Beastboy who was studying a lock of hair.

"Yes, you are, and we're going to find something to get us out of it." Beastboy stated, looking at Raven reasurringly, well kind of, he was looking at himself, but the one controlling his body was Raven, whatever.

"I'M YOU!" She repeated, looking at his body up and down and frowning.

"Yeah, I'm you, your me, but we are going to find something, just calm down."

"YOUR MEE!"Raven screamed again, looking at Beastboy with wide eyes.

"YES I AM!"

"YOUR ME!"She cried, falling to the ground and tears welling up in Beastboy's eyes that Raven had caused.

"Don't make me cry Raven. Don't make my body cry." Beastboy looked at Raven seriously, looking at his face and the tears.

"YOUR ME!"She cried.

Beastboy slapped her across the face.

"GET IT TOGETHER RAE, WE NEED YOU!" Beastboy yelled at her, trying to be stern, but failing miserably cause it sounded stupid in Raven's voice.

Raven now green eyes widened in shock at what he just did.

She channeled his powers and turned into a bull and charged for Beastboy, but somehow Beastboy managed to get a hold of Raven's powers because he created a force field around him.

"Looks like I already know how to use your powers." Beastboy smirked that smirk Raven would rarely use only i she was actually amused. Like the time she had found out his real name-Garfield.

On the other hand, Raven was furious. If she had her powers right now, her eyes would be glowing pure red.

Then she had an idea.

"I'm getting a feeling." She announced.

All the titans raised their eyebrow in curiosity in which she might say.

"I-I don't know what this feeling is." She said, poking at Beastboy's suit.

Beastboy folded his arms.

"The Beast inside me, that's what it is." She said, trying to hide her sly smile.

"No." Beastboy simply said, shaking her head.

"I don't think I can handle it, Beastboy."

"No." Beastboy said sternly, narrowing "her' eyes.

"It's over-powering me, oh what do I do?" She played, falling to the ground and clutching 'His" sides.

"Raven." He said a bit more sternly, taking a step towards her.

"It's gonna come out Beastboy." She said, looking up at him.

He shook "her" head.

"It's gonna come out-it's gonna have to." Raven stated.

"You better not." Beastboy ordered.

All of a sudden, Beastboy's body had morphed into The Beast, roaring with fury. Starfire had speeded off down the hall.

"RAVEN!" Beastboy shouted.

She morphed back into his regular form, laughing while clutching his stomach.

Beastboy sat there, nodding his head while tapping his foot.

"Smooth move playa, but your on." He said coldly while he turned and headed for the living room.

Beastboy sat in Raven's room, sprawled out on the bed while he looked around.

He found out Raven had a window, and opened that up to let some light leak into the room.

He was bored out of his mind.

Books, obviously, wasn't an option for him, no video games,not even Silkie showed up to bother him. He groaned in boredom. That's when he got an idea.

He sat in Raven's chair in front of the mirror, studying Raven's face, then smiled a bright smile.

She has a pretty smile. He thought. Then he focused.

He knew Raven had the power to grow her naturally long hair again, so he did just that.

"Hey Beastboy, I-" Raven froze in shock at what she was watching.

Beastboy turned around with puckered lips.

"Hmm?" Beastboy asked, obviously clueless.

"What did you do?" She asked coldly.

"I made you even more sexier than before. I made you SMEXY."He replied, grinning and admiring his work.

Raven's head had long hair, black all the way through until the very bottom, which was red. Not to mention it was curled, not straight. She didn't wear too much make-up, just eyeliner, mascara, and lip gloss. She sported a simple blue tank top and shorts, along with those blue high boot sneakers.

"YOU DYED MY HAIR!"Raven shouted, her voice becoming louder with every word.

"No, of course I didn't dye it, I just used that hair spray paint. If I wash it out, your hair will return back to violet. Don't you like?" Beastboy asked, while adjusting Raven's curls.

Instead of getting an answer, Raven stomped out of the room, fists at her side.

"Oh my gosh." Robin stared at the underwear. It looked like he shitted him-excuse me-herself.

"STARFIRE!"He shouted. He probably should get new underwear, but he wasn't sure if it even was poop.

Starfire burst into the room, carrying a big charger that must be for Cyborg's body she was controlling.

'Look." He pointed toward the underwear.

Starfire blushed deeply as her eyes widened.

"Do you-" Robin was interrupted because Starfire had knocked him out by punching him straight in the head with Cyborg's metal fist.

Starfire quickly changed the pad, replacing it with a clean, new one. Then she nursed Robin to recover.

"What happened? I don't remember anything."

"You knocked yourself out while training. You hit the floor really hard." Starfire lied, trying not to give it away with her grey eyes.

"Oh." Robin rubbed a sore spot where he had fell on his head.

Cyborg was in Robin's room, playing with all the new stuff he has. Bird-a-rangs, smoke bombs, his Bo staff, his mask, everything.

He found his Batman communicator and called well, Batman.

"Robin? What do you need. I just found a lead a on Joker. You know how I don't like interruptions." Batman answered as soon as he called, in that gravely voice.

"Sorry Sir." He replied. Then just stared in the communicator's backround, trying to see the batcave.

"Well, what do you need?" Batman asked, getting frustrated.

"I was wondering if ... you live with bats?" Cyborg asked nervously.

Batman raised his eyebrow and his eyes narrowed.

"Robin, your really starting to piss me off." He said, searching Robin too see why would he ask this strange question.

"I'm pissing you off?"

"Yes."

"Well, YOUR pissing ME off.'"

"I'm pissing you off." Batman said, nodding his head disbelieving.

"Your pissing me off." Cyborg confirmed.

"Is that what's happening right now? I'm pissing you off?"

"You just pissed me off even more."

""Well, guess what, you don't look pissed off."

"Well, I am Bat Boy." Cyborg insulted.

Batman looked taken aback.

"Excuse me?" Batman asked.

"You heard me, what's with the gravely voice? You sound like Darth Vador." Cyborg commented.

" Robin, don't call me again. I don't wanna have to get physical with you. Don't test me." Batman said sternly, and the call ended. Cyborg bursted out laughing, falling to the floor.

Beastboy walked into the common room, Raven's curls bouncing along.

"What did you do?" Robin asked Beastboy.

"I gave Raven a make-over."

All of a sudden Beastboy was slammed to the ground by a green ram.

"What was that for?" Beastboy asked, as he tried to fix the curls as they cascaded down her back, messing up the do.

"Change me back NOW." Raven demanded.

"No. I'm going out. " Beastboy puckered Ravens lips and flew out the door.

Beastboy walked down the street, unaware of the guys drooling over him. Although one guy had enough balls to ask her out, though Raven as in Beastboy slapped him across the face with his purse, and flipped her hair like they do in the movies before walking off.

When Beastboy returned home, he was devistated (I think that how you spell it, whatever) at what Raven did to his face. He looked like a goth boy! He was wearing MAKE-UP!

"Raven, what did you DO to me!" Beastboy asked, looking himself up and down.

"i GAVE A MAKE OVER!" Raven said, mimicking his early words.

"You wanna play like that? I'm gonna rot your brains with TV, play video games, and use all my emotions." Beastboy said, narrowing 'her' eyes.

"Mk." Raven shrugged 'his' shoulders, and turned for the kitchen. After a while, Beastboy got so sick of hearing Raven crunch that- He stood up looking at what Raven was eating when his eyes widened. A shock of black energy put out the light bulb, but Beastboy didn't care.

Raven, was eating bacon,some chicken, and non tofu eggs.

"Thats really fucked up Raven. Thats fucked up." Beastboy said, trying to keep her voice calm.

"Psh, you weren't gonna do it. Someone had too." Cyborg said, studying Robins Bo staff.

"Be careful with that." Robin said, Starfire's eyes glowing green for a second.

Cyborg rolled his eyes under Robin's mask.

"Puh-Leeze."

"You should check on Star, she hasn't woken up yet. Cyborg sprang up, and raced to his bedroom. Sure enough Star was laying there, not moving.

"SHE MESSED WITH MY PLUG!" Cyborg screamed, desperately trying to fix it so his body would wake up.

Once he fixed it, Starfire woke to life.

"Wow, that was like I was in a coma!" Starfire said, her eyes wide.

At that moment Batman called.

"You know Robin, I didn't like your attitude earlier today." Batman said,causing the real Robin to raise his eyebrows. Cyborg traveled to a different hall.

"Well, sucks for you." Cyborg said, grinning once they were out of sight.

Batman growled at him. He GROWLED at him.

"Boy Wonder, you just fucked up."Batman said before ending the call.

It was chaos in the Titans tower.

Starfire kept shooting cyber bullets everywhere, Cyborg was enjoying the feeling of being fully human, Beastboy was using as much as his emotions could handle, Raven kept eating meat, and Robin was enjoying having super powers.

Until, it all stopped, because they were back in their regular bodies again.