Disclaimer: I don't own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.

Pairing: None

Category: General

Rating: PG

Warning: None

Title: Simple Tastes

Author: yellowhorde

Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #74 – 'Out of place'

SIMPLE TASTES

Leon tugged at the collar of his rented tuxedo and scanned the crowd for his suspect. All around him California's VIP's flirted, laughed, and gossiped unaware of the killer in their midst.

"I hate fancy shindigs," he muttered, plucking champagne from one passing waiter and a hor'dourve from another. "But at least the food should be good."

He popped the hor'dourve into his mouth then immediately spat it into a nearby potted plant, ignoring the glares from the other guests. He chugged his champagne to wash away the taste of caviar.

"Oh my God," Leon sputtered, "this stuff is awful!"

THE END