Disclaimer: I don't own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Language
Title: Balancing the Books
Author: yellowhorde
Note: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #76 – 'Fortune'
BALANCING THE BOOKS
Leon grumbled as he sorted through stacks of receipts, bank statements, and cancelled checks. He hated balancing his checkbook, but he was flat broke and couldn't figure out why. What he needed was a budget.
"Rent… utilities… bills… groceries…" He checked off each item in turn and punched in the numbers. The calculator whirred and his frown grew more pronounced with each new total.
Suddenly, he stopped and stared at his Visa statements. "Fifty-three dollars for chocolate?" he fumed. "What the hell?"
As he scanned the statement, he notices many other similar purchases.
"Shit, that man's costing me a fortune!"
THE END