Halfblood Beach Movie

by The Victorious Kassandra

Percy and the gang sing the songs from the movie. This is very OOC, but it's kind of funny.

2. Like Me

I own nothing.

Jason and Piper are the "it couple" at the moment. Percy, Travis, Leo, and the guys try to teach Jason how to handle a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Annabeth, Katie, Morgan and the girls try to teach Piper how to handle a boyfriend.

Frank, Leo, Will and Travis raised their arms. "When you meet a girl you like, you should take my advice."
Percy stood on the pool table. "Girls like boys like me…Take the lead, she likes it when you're in control."
Jason got up next to him. "Let her breathe, chill out and go with the flow."
"Make all the plans."
"Don't be impolite."
They glared at each other. "I know what girls, know what girls, yeah, I know what girls like!"
Annabeth sang, "A quick glance, bat your eyes and look away."
Piper rolled her eyes."Take a chance, why not ask him on a date? Pick up the check."
"No!" Annabeth said holding a pie. "Bake him a pie! I know what boys, know what boys, yeah, I know what boys like!"
Piper threw the pie and Percy caught it. He glanced around him then ran off with it.
Meanwhile, Jason was singing. "I know what girls like, you know what I mean?"
Annabeth, Katie, Morgan, Hazel, and Lou sang. "I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
Jason tapped his foot. "I know what girls like, girls like boys like me!"
"I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
"Like me!" Travis said.
"Like me!" Katie said
"Like me!" Leo said.
"Like me!" Morgan said.
"Like me!" Percy said.
"Like me!" Annabeth said.
Travis put an arm around Jason. "Hang with the guys."
Leo did the same thing. "Don't let her know how much you care."
Jason shook them off. "Look in her eyes, and tell her even if you're scared."
Percy rolled his eyes. "You got it wrong!"
"No! I got it right!"
They looked at each other. "I know what girls, know what girls, yeah I know what girls like!"
"Stretched pants," Lou held them up.
"Cute sweater, and sweet perfume." Katie put perfume on Piper.
Piper shook them off. "Don't dress for him, it's better when you dress for you. I keep it loose!"
Annabeth rolled her eyes. "My outfit is tight!"
Piper and Annabeth looked at each other. "I know what boys, know what boys, yeah, I know what boys like!"
"I know what girls like, you know what I mean?"
"I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
"I know what girls like, girls like boys like me!"
"I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
"Like me!" Percy said.
"Like me!" Hazel said.
"Like me!" Frank said.
"Like me!" Morgan said.
"Like me!" Leo said.
"Like me!" Annabeth said. "All the boys, they try to woo me."
Piper crossed her arms. "The more they chase me the more I resist!"
Percy pretended to surf. "All the girls, they think I'm groovy!"
Jason did the same thing. "There's only one girl that's on my list."
"I know what girls like, girls like boys like me."
"I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
"I know what girls like, girls like boys like me!"
"I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
"I know what girls like, girls like boys like me!"
"I know what boys like, boys like girls like me!"
"I know what girls like, girls like boys like me!"
"Like me!" Travis said.
"Like me!" Katie said.
"Like me!" Percy said.
"Like me!" Annabeth said.
"Like me!" Jason said.
"Like me!" Piper said.