You've got to be kidding me

by Companioncube1498

[ This is being rewritten. Look on my profile for the story title with 'rewritten' next to it. ] Luke never thought he would see him again. Luke thought he was locked up behind bars where he would stay for the rest of his life. But no. Here he was In the Professor's dining room, drinking the Professor's tea, and what was the worst part? HE would be living with them from now on.

10. WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS REALLY UPDATED!

Luke's eyes widened in surprise as he opened the door, a magical pony had greeted him!

"Hallo Luke, I am Ludwig zhe German talking pony!" The pony said. Luke's smile widened.

"Professah! How did you get the pony?" Luke asked and looked up to said man. The Professor let out a chuckle.

"Well you see Luke, instead of having to make you confront your mother in court; she gave you a magical pony for compensation!" Luke's eyes widened.

"Really? So he's mine?!" Luke exclaimed. The Professor nodded.

"Yes, why don't you get Clive?" Luke nodded and dashed into the room Clive was in, only to pale drastically at the sight of Clive. The bed was scattered with crimson rose petals, some falling onto the floor. Clive was in a 'Paint me like one of your French girl's' pose completely naked, the only thing covering his vital regions being a pink cloth.

"Um Clive…" Luke said and Clive looked up, his dazzling blue eyes boring into Luke's very soul.

"Yes Luke?" Clive asked, his voice resonating throughout the room.

"Why are you…" Luke trailed off and pointed at Clive, to which Clive let out a low chuckle and fabulously flipped his hair, sparkles shining in the wake of his magnificent-ness..

"I want you to paint me of course!" He stated, as if it was obvious. Luke blinked in confusion.

"How am I—"Magically, an art easel appeared in front of Luke, as well as a pallet with an array of different colors.

"Quickly, Luke! Paint me with all the passion you can muster!" Clive demanded, batting his eyelashes dramatically. Luke nodded and began painting as passionately as he could.

That Night, Luke become famous for his painting.

Ludwig the magic pony moved on to do magical creature modeling. He is now posing with unicorns and lives on to continue his dream.

Professor Layton was hospitalized last week. Clive had gotten sick of his constant puzzles during his and Luke's wedding, so he had piled allllll the puzzles from all of the previous and future games on him. His is healthy and happy now, and loves puzzles as much as before.

Clive had to go to court for attacking Layton, but was found innocent. Everyone agreed that Layton had it coming to him with all of the puzzles.

Flora had become a good cop, and even found a bad cop to join her. His name will not be given out for the public eye.

THE END

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WHAT AM I DOING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This, my little readers, is an example of "crack" writing.

Of course, this is not a real chapter.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO WRITE NEXT.

Sorry for not updating, it's just school….and my procrastination habits….and school.

ANYWAY! I put a reference in here, I wanna see if anyone can spot that reference XD ( even if that reference if piled and piled under my crack writing ) and if you do, I'll probably sit there, wide eyed as to how someone could find it and then I'll slowly clap, a proud, lone tear trailing down my cheek. Anyway, thank you for reading my story and leaving comments it makes me glad that you people like my writing! (eventhoughthingsisgoingwaytofast) and I'm glad I could get some of you into the idea of Clive and Luke together as a couple! It was all apart of my evil plan! HAHAHAHAHA/shot. . So I guess I'll see you all for the REAL next chapter! Until then, please enjoy!

~CompanionCube1498