ONE DAY CROW WAS SWEEPING THE FLOOR, AS THAT WAS HIS SPECIAL SKILL, AND NOTICED A POSTCARD ON THE FLOOR. POSTCARDS DON'T MAKE A SOUND WHEN THE MAILMAN POSTS THEM THROUGH THE LETTERBOX, SO IT WAS UNNOTICED.
IT WAS FROM KILLYOU, WHO WAS STILL ON HIS TRIP.
ON THE FRONT OF THE POSTCARD WAS A PICTURE OF KILLYOU, ON A BEACH, HOLDING A CRAB.
CROW THOUGHT THE IMAGE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN INTENTIONAL, BUT HIS BRAIN WAS SHAKY FROM SWEEPING THE FLOOR.
ANYWAY HE GAVE THE POSTCARD TO YOUSAY TO READ BECAUSE HE COULDN'T. NOT EVERYONE HAD A KICKASS SCIENTIST DAD AND HOT MOM LIKE YOUSAY.
YOUSAY READ THE LETTER OUT LOUD, IT SAID:
DEAR YOUSAY, THE OTHERS, AND THAT OTHER ONE.
I AM STILL ON MY TRIP. I WAS THINKING ABOUT COMING HOME BUT, AS YOU HAVE REPLACED ME WITH THAT OTHER ONE I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS A GOOD IDEA. ANYWAY HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME AND A CRAB ENJOYING EACHOTHER'S COMPANY- WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUSAY. KILLYOU xxx
"THAT'S NICE" SAID CROW.
YOUSAY NODDED AND UNDERLINED THE ADDRESS, WRITING:
RETURN TO SENDER: YOU SHOULDN'T CATCH CRABS UNLESS YOU PLAN TO EAT THEM. CROW SENDS HIS WISHES x
WHEN KILLYOU GOT HIS POSTCARD BACK, HE ATE THE CRAB.