Well, 3 weeks ago i said i was going to wait for a while... well, a while is up! Here you go. I'm sorry for not doing much but i recently came out of hospital for symptoms of appendicitis... I don't think i have it thought but i still might have a slight chance of something similar... I'm sorry as well but I HAVE started a new crossover fanfic... with Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Survival/Horror game) and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... I WILL BE CONTINUING ON BOTH! I will work on the other a little more until i get to that point to think of a plot. I will also try to upload chapters for this sequel when i can but i'm sorry guys... I won't be able to promise a chapter schedule... They will come when i get the chance to upload them! Anyways here you go!
"I cried every day you weren't here"
"So did I," Mum said trying to recognize her existence.
"Look, guys I'm really glad to be back but I have to go back"
"No! I just brought you back here," Dash screamed at me
"Hey! I didn't ask for you to bring me back"
"I thought you were happier here"
"I am, but I still have a lot to do before I really want to do anything in another world"
"Piss off Matt"
"What do ya mean?"
"I brought you here and you just want to go back to Earth and finish something that won't matter for the rest of your life? You have responsibilities here in Equestria!"
I have to hand it to her…. I do have some responsibilities here in PonyVille, also I have to get this wedding over and done with before I even think about going back…..What normal kid would want to go back to school? Well I guess that my life doesn't make sense anymore but I'm happy…kinda.
"Fine, but you understand that I still have some things I wish to get back from home….And I wish to speak to Bill again"
"That's ok, I'll come too," Dash jumps from the couch and threw her leg around me. "Cya guys"
"Cya Dash, cya Twix," the other's yell back as Dash hits the button.
"What did I miss out on?" Dash says as we woke up in my bedroom with a mattress on the floor and pillows covering it.
"What do you mean?"
"Your room is so…Different"
"You're asking me what YOU missed out on?"
"Yeah"
"What about Daybreak and Scootaloo? I mean Daybreak is nearly the same age as me!"
"Well, you're 16 in human years"
"What would I be in pony years?"
"I dunno…..Wait, why are we still ponies?"
"What do," I look down to see four legs instead of two "Ohhh, screw it, I know Bill will understand"
I lifted Dash from the floor and picked her up in my hooves.
"What are you doing?"
"Carrying you so there isn't any rainbow trails following us!"
"That makes sense, wait, don't you have a trail?"
"Nope"
"But I thought you ha…"
"No, only when I do the sonic rainboom I do, otherwise no, I don't"
"Ok, I've probably put some more weight on since you left"
"I doubt it, you can't," I said while putting effort in to pick her up from the entire floor "HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE AS HEAVY AS A…Oops. Sorry I mean you're beautiful"
"Don't lie! I know I have"
I manage to hold her without tipping and fly into the air outside of my window and head towards Bill's house. As I fly into the sky on Earth I notice how happy Dash was to see me again….I admit…. I'm glad to see her again.
"I love you Dashie," I say while looking back up dodging some trees "I have really missed you"
"Yeah, yeah, don't make me cry, I know you've missed me," Dash said while trying not to cry "I've missed you too"
"You seem happier"
"What do ya mean?"
"I dunno, you seem like you're happier than when I first met you"
"Probably cause when I first met you I thought you were going to kill every pony"
"I just love the way we say that"
"Say what?"
"Every pony"
"What about it?"
"Humans just say everyone or someone"
"But…..I hear you say some pony and every pony….like all the time"
"Yeah, only cause I didn't want to feel odd…"
"Feel odd? Sweetie you're a complete different species from us"
"Well, don't you feel like an idiot?"
"Why?"
"Because you did something that is a different species from you"
"It's different"
"How?"
"OK, maybe it's not that different but you're a pony now so that's the main thing"
"But I wasn't before"
"And I didn't love you before now did I?"
"I dunno, did you," I'm proud of myself. I was always a quiet kid back in primary school but now look at me…..I can even propose to a chick…erm….Pegasus!
"Of course not! I only thought you were kinda cool"
"Kinda cool?"
"Well I never had the hots for you then did I? It would have just been retarded"
"That's what I thought! But….What made you fall for me?"
"I honestly don't know….I like your personality and I think you're smoking hot!"
"Thanks," I'm going really red now.
"What about you? What made you fall for ME?"
"Well…..You're smoking hot and I guess….Ummm…..Yeah"
"I don't know if you noticed but I had a few good looks at you to make sure you were a real pony"
"A real pony?"
"Ya know, a REAL pony...Stallion," Dash says with a grunt in her voice and an immature smile on her face.
"Oh, that's terrible," I'm starting to laugh realizing she meant as in a true stallion….I hope I don't hurt her feelings somehow "So you were making sure I was a decent stallion?"
"Yep"
"And? What did you think?"
"Better than the others! I thought Bill lived closer to your house than this"
"He does but I want to see another one of my friends…..He LOVES ponies….Real ponies though….Who knows you might be able to try REAL hay"
"Who says we aren't real?"
"I….Er….."
"We are real! We're here now aren't we?"
"I guess… But"
"But what? I'm only joking love," Oh…Now she's joking? I see this cheeky little bitch…I smile at her and she catches it and returns one big one back.
"Want to break the sound barrier on Earth," I asked knowing that now I'm asking a little much of being a Pegasus.
"But….I….Tho…."
"Who cares? We're only here for a little while right?"
"Look, I'm going to be straight here…I'm scared"
"Scared? Scared of what?"
"Earth"
Dash is really starting to worry me now….She doesn't seem like the same pony I saw in the show…..It's not the pony I fell in love with…Well it's kinda what I loved about her on PonyVille... but she is scared and I have to find out why…
"What's wrong with it here?"
"It's…just…I'm…. Ugh fine, I'm actually acting…..I'm not some lovey dovey kind of mare!"
"So? You don't seem different to me today"
"Matt, I..."
"Dashie, call me Twix"
"NO! Your full name is Matthew Alan Chase and that's what I shall refer you as"
"What?"
"I'm kinda getting a job"
"Really? What with?"
"Fine...I was kinda hoping you'd get worried when I told you I was acting but I guess you didn't pick up on it"
Is she talking in riddles now?
"It didn't bother me that much, now what is this job?"
"I'm...Coaching...THE WONDERBOLTS"
"WHAT?"
"I'm coaching the Wonderbolts!"
"How?"
"Well, I haven't just yet got the job...I've been working on some new moves that I KNOW they are going to love!"
She just put my hopes down again...Why does she think that she'll get to coach them? Why would they really need a coach? They don't even perform that often they just attend VIP parties and stuff... Just be supportive Matt! After all she's your fiancé
"Well...Shouldn't you wait until you GET the job before you go around telling people and ponies?"
"I was only gonna tell you"
"Why only me?"
"Cause you're my snooky wooky"
Now I'm really starting to feel for Dash again...How could I have even left her and Daybreak like that? Oh, I can finally see the house now...
"We're nearly there"
"Who is he?"
"His name...Is... Jordan"
"Jordan? Jordan who?"
"Jordan Hills"
"Jordan Hills?"
"Yep, oh, did I ever tell you that someone legally changed their name to yours?"
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, they changed it to Rainbow Aleski Dash"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he lives somewhere near Finland so it's free for them...Lucky guy... I wish I could!"
"What? Change your name to mine?"
"Fuck yeah!"
"Ummm...Ok," Dash is starting to blush from the news that some epic guy changed their name to hers. Good on ya mate! You have support from an Australian pony named Twix.
I flew to his front door and knocked while putting Dash on her feet to stand on her own.
The door finally opened after about twenty knocks...Seems like Jordan.
"Hi Jordan," I say...He stumbles backwards to a talking horse with wings talking to him...Dash just stands behind me smiling at his reaction.
"Wha...What the fuck?"
"Jordan, it's me Matt"
"Huh?"
"Look can we please come in? I need to explain this to you!"
"N...N...MUM"
"Dude, shhhhh please we don't want any unwanted attention"
"Who...What the fuck?"
"Jordan it's me Matt and yes from what you can see I AM a PONY with WINGS"
"This...Makes...No...Sense"
"You're telling me!"
"Hey, it makes perfect sense," Dash butts in.
"Wait... I know you! You're Rainbow Dash!"
"Yeah, I forgot I showed you MLP"
"MLP," Dash is still a little new to this new internet craze...I am sick of explaining to everyone, "What's MLP?"
"Dashie, it stands for My Little Pony"
"Huh...You humans are kinda...Wordy"
"Yeah, now Jordan I just want to tell you that I'm not staying on Earth anymore"
"What do you mean? Also Dash...Are you a lesbian?"
"WHAT?" Dash is shocked at his remark...I forgot that the online community thinks she's a lesbian cause she's seems like a tomcat.
"Well...It's just that..."
"Look Jordan we are engaged"
"WHAT? MATT YOU'RE A HUMAN!"
"Not anymore"
"What the hell?"
"Look, can we please have a little bit of hay?"
"Sure follow me," I'm actually surprised as to how well Jordan was taking this news...I could always tell him about how much I liked Dash back when i was a true human and he would sit and listen without telling me to shut up... We walked out to his barn which had stacks of hay and a few other horses of his own.
"Oooohhh, Twix you should be more like these guys," Dash started joking realising they were stallions "You should ask them where they got THEIR Pen..."
"DASH!"
"What? I'm only joking with ya sweetie"
"How much hay do you gu...ponies...What are you? Horses or ponies?"
"Yeah, we're ponies bro," I looked up to the huge horse standing beside me starting to shift his body towards me until I jump into air flapping my wings so now I'm face to face with him "What do you think you're doing? I'm not fucking gay! I have a girlfri..." What the hell am I doing? I'm talking to a horse? Oh wait...I AM A HORSE...Kinda.
"MATT!"
"Sorry I meant engag..."
"Dude, just cause you're a talking horse doesn't mean HE is!"
"Hey Jordan, can we PLEASE have some hay," I say trying to change the subject "I've been craving something to eat ever since this morning"
"Well didn't your mum give you anything?"
"What do you mean? She's at PonyVille"
"Wha?"
"Jordan don't even worry about it," Dash finally says something "It's a hell of a long story"
"Ummmm...Here you go," Just now Jordan lifts a tarp off of a huge cube of hay... YUM I can't wait to try it!
"Eat as much as you want...Only cause I know you won't be able to eat the whole thing"
"Thanks Jordy," I say hitting him in the shoulder...I THOUGHT I hit him lightly until he screamed at me
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"
"Sorry, I onl..."
"IT FUCKING HURTS," Maybe I really did hurt him... Cause he's holding his shoulder...bahhh he'll be fine.
"What are you gonna do now bro?
"Ugh, well seeing as it's half past five I might go and get this homework over and done with"
"Hey, can I please see what you humans have to do for homework," Dash asks with very good manners... I'm surprised how different she actually is...Maybe you can't believe everything you see on TV!
"Sure thing Rainbow Dash, oh and Matt ya know it didn't hurt right?"
"What do ya mean?"
"I was bullshitting ya"
I knew he was fine...He always did that to me.
Jordan walks out of the barn while me and Dash start to pig out on the real hay…I'll be honest…..it's not what I expected at all. It's actually good. I thought it would taste all stale and horrible but I have to admit….Earth horses have some pretty epic food!
"This is amazing," Dash says while having mouthful of dead grass "What do you think of it?"
"GREAT! Ya know to a human this would taste horrible"
"So your tastebuds change each time you change forms?"
"Hey, yeah I guess so….Had a ham sandwich yesterday and now I can't imagine having one"
"Ham?"
"Never mind"
Jordan walks back into the barn holding his homework in one hand with a pencil in the other.