Heh, I tried adding some dirty humor in this... it didn't really seem like a bad idea at the time but now i think it's a terrible idea. Still, don't judge me because i can write dirty humor! Don't forget to Read&Review! Thanks! Again, i'm sorry for the extremely late chapter updates. I feel bad so here's another one. I'm still typing chapter 7 at the moment and i'll upload it as soon as i've finished! (assuming i have time that is)...Anyways, here's Chapter 6 - When Things Go Awkward.

"Well Daybreak is still in PonyVille and I don't want to bring him here, I'm still in love with Dash and she doesn't want to come back here and I don't blame her….Who would want to be blue? Derpy just has a greyish sort of skin but nothing like a bright blue with rainbow hair."

"Wouldn't she be the most popular kid in school then?"

"No, that's the thing… You and Jordan are the only two that I know cares or have any idea about the show, let alone telling anyone about it becoming reality that I loved a horse with wings"

"I don't know bro…It's a tuffy"

"Damn Straight"

"How have you been coping Matt?"

"With what?"

"Everything… I dunno it's been months since I've seen you and you just seem unhappy"

"Well, Daybreak is my height now and with any luck he and Scootaloo have probably done it"

"Done what?"

"Rooted"

"Oh I think I regret asking"

"It's ok, I don't even know about mum.. She's kinda a background pony back there. I don't even know if she knows who Pinkie is…"

"You have to go back Matt"

"Why?"

"Because your mother is over there not even knowing anything about her own grandson, herself or anything else. It's your home Matt…You have to go back, Daybreak and Scootaloo are probably gonna have a filly or colt themselves"

I start to sob and Bill sits on the floor next to me and streaks my mane…It doesn't bother me. It only shows that he's there for me and I just dig my head into his shoulder and start bursting into tears. He starts to cry too, I have no idea why.

"Bill I'm sorry"

"it's ok man, I haven't been happy either. I miss the old Derpy. I don't like this new stuck-up snobby bitch"

"Should I stay? Should I break it off with Dash? Should I say goodbye to Daybreak and mum? Should I bring mum back here? What do I say?"

"All these answers hopefully will explain themselves," Bill says as he gets up and wipes his tears and pulls me to my four legs "Let's clean ourselves up…We don't want to look soft"

"Yeah," I reply wiping tears from my eyes and looking at the reflection of the computer monitor noticing that I have a knot in my mane "Bill what did you do?"

"Yeah…I tried to undo it without you noticing but I kinda….failed"

"Cut it out for me please," I say looking directly at the knot"

He does as I wish and a few seconds later I notice my mane grow back to where it was…How strange…I still can't believe that Dash was right. But I can't really blame myself for not knowing nor believing her… I never grew up as a pony.

"Thanks man"

"No worries, anyway what happened here?" He says as he looks down at the ash.

I don't know what to tell him that won't make me need to go into any more detail. I wish I could delay this somehow but I have to tell him some day…I guess I'm in denial about it. Meh

"This was the game"

"What so you burnt it? Well if you did you obviously didn't burn it as in making another copy of it"

"No….We played the game and answered the questions and I guess we did it correctly because he said we did everything right and then the game ejected itself from the drive and fell on the floor and burst into flames"

"So you're telling me that a compact disc just ejected itself from the tray and burst into flames?"

"Yeah… It makes no sense to me as to why….but… I think there's something very different about all this"

"Yeah, anyway we better head back down and end their conversation"

"Are they even having one? I can't hear them"

"Neither…"

Bill and I walk downstairs to find Dash stumbling around with Derpy on her back

"What the fuck is happening here," Bill asks looking at a few empty glass bottles on the ground "Dit! Did you and Dash drink all of my…"

"E-Wow Dash the other way… WEEEEE! WHA? Bill sweets Dash is showing me fun… I mean… I'm getting a pony ride WEEEEEEE"

"Wha….. Twixy it's your turn ne…..next," Dash says pissed as a parrot herself "But in a bed… And more sexy…."

"Ummm…. Matt, I don't think this can be good," Says bill

I know what he means… But what should we do? We have a drunk human sitting on a drunken Pegasus… Is it really a bad thing? How did they get pissed so quickly? How do horses or ponies even get pissed? This makes no sense whatsoever!

"Dash c'mon we're goin upstairs"

"WHAT! NOT IN OUR HOUSE!"

I think Bill got the wrong idea by what I was suggesting. I DID only mean that she's pissed and nearly making a scene giving Derpy a pony ride in a house. Wait, what's that?

Just then Bill and I look at the top of the stairs to see someone yawning and stumbling down the stairs.

"What's the racquet down here?"

"CASSIE," I scream running to the bottom of the stairs "Cass, how are ya feeling?"

She just stood there in shock with her eye twitching… I forgot that she last saw me as human

"Wha? BILL WE HAVE WILD HORSES IN THE HOUSE…. AGH! THIS ONE HAS WINGS! DID YOU PAINT IT OR SOME SHIT?"

"It's ok Cass, it's me, Matt"

"Huh?"

"Yes, it's me, Matthew Alan Chase"

"BILL IT FUCKING TALKS!"

"Yeah Cass, it's a long story… Do you know Rainbow Dash?" Bill says walking over to me

"What? From that shit show you watch?"

"Yes, and it's amazing!"

"Just cause you think that you're in love with that cross-eyed thing"

"WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY BILL?"

"Nothing Sweetie…"

"Hey, the names Rainbow Dash," Dash butts in… She looks so cute when she does that.

"Ummm… I'm going back to bed"

I think Cassie might be confused… I don't care though I never had much to do with her.

"Fine, look but you too make sure you clean up your mess," Bill says to me nodding at me and Dash "And please be quiet… I'd like to get some sl…."

"BILL!"

"What?"

"Do you honestly think I'm that low? I'm in YOUR house! Besides I don't want to….at the moment,"

I giggled

"Well in case you two are feelin a little…let's just say… energetic, there's a spare bed upstairs across the hall from Cassie's…don't worry she won't disturb you she's walked in on enough people to know what it sounds like, besides seeing as you are both po….."

"BILL! Dash and I are NOT doing it!"

"Oh?"

"What do you mean oh?"

"Well I thought that you two …"

"BILL! Dash and I are NOT doing it here!"

"fine"

Bill sounds disappointed…Why the hell would …. I'm not even gonna bother

"What do you mean fine? Why would you even care if we did it anyway?"

"BECAUSE IT'S MY HOUSE!"

"Well are you wanting us to or something?"

"Well….Yeah….I haven't changed all that much Matt"

"What do you mean?"

Bill just looks at the ground and clears his throat… I get what he…WAIT! THAT DIRTY BASTARD!

"BILL!"

"What?"

"YOU'RE A DIRTY BASTARD!"

"WHAT?"

"YOU….YOU WANT ME AND DASH TO DO IT IN FRONT OF YOU DON'T YOU!"

"Well…..Not in front of me as suc….."

"WHAT IN FRONT OF A VIDEO CAMERA?"

"That's the idea I had in mind"

Wow….Just wow…. Bill wants me to have sex with Rainbow Dash in front of a video camera for him? HELL NO!

"Bill that's just wrong! Why would you even ask that of me? I'm your friend! Your best friend! Do you really want to see your best friend have sex? That's just creepy"

"It's not the same… You're not a human anymore!"

"But…What about Derpy?"

"What about her?"

"Won't she be jealous or something?"

"No… She watches her own porn of ponies doing it via the internet"

Wait… Derpy's into bestiality? Whatever rocks ya boat I guess. But I'm really not doing this for Bill!

"So what?"

"So, one way or another it's still ponies, but unlike Derpy mine aren't real… mine are cartoon"

He's right… It's very tr….NO!

"NO BILL!"

"C'mon Matt! Even if it's just you"

"WHA….NO!"

"Fine," Bill says and walks back to Dash and Derpy

I can't believe he wants me to make a porno… That's just terrible!

"Look Bill, I know it's hard to find decent rule 34 pics on the net but I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR YOU! GET FUCKED!"

"By you," Says Bill jumping back behind the corner out of view of Dash and Derpy "really you would fuck me?"

"NO BILL! FUCK NO!"

"Oh….Ummm…. Please?"

"NO! AND NEITHER WILL DASH! DON'T EVEN ASK HER TO DO IT!"

"Well how did you manage to get laid by her?"

"Well the funny thing was… She threw me down onto the bed… I didn't even bring it up"

"So, she just threw you down on the bed and fucked you?"

"Well yeah…. And before you get any ideas she wasn't drugged or drunk!"

"Ohhhh….. Oh..Umm… I mean…. That's good at least you know she wanted to do it!"

That bastard! Haha I don't blame him though… I did look up the old rule thirty four pic of the show once in a while…. Ok I admit… maybe I had a folder dedicated to it but I never showed any friends nor did it at all influence my life! Well except for now seeing as I have a son and all but….

"Matt when are we goin home," Dash mumbles as she walks around the corner to see me and Bill arguing "Dash….errmm…..Dopy…what's her memo again?"

"Do you mean what's her name? Also it's Derpy not Dopy! Now clean yourself up we're not in Equestria anymore! And you're Dash"

"Whatever…. She's off her face," Dash says as she bursts out into drunken laughter "Weeeeee I want a human ride!"

Ummm…. I wonder if she'll be ok

"I will," Bill said jumping around the corner while dragging Dash behind him out of my view "You better be ready!"

"BILL! C'mon the only thing about you that's changed is the fact that you're off drugs and shit"

"So?"

"YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MY FIANCE!

"Wha? I was only going to try to pick her up and… Oh"

"What's oh?"

"I think…Dash what is that running down my leg?"

I jump around the corner to see Dash standing behind Bill vomiting… Yep, serves him right

"DASH WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE HELL? DID YOU JUST VOMIT?"

Dash just falls to the floor in drunken laughter and vomits while looking back at me with a cheeky grin while trying to say

"C'mon here you black little thing"

But it sounded more like 'bla bla black waddle ding'

"Dash, did you just VOMIT ALL OVER ME? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU VOMIT? YOU'RE A HORSE!"

"I'm not a horse! I'm a pony…. Blah I'm a magical pony!"

"Bill, I've spewed before… After I face planted into a bucket full of afterbirth"

"What?"

"After Dash gave birth to Daybreak I went to empty the bucket she had him in and I kinda… Tripped and scream so therefore my mouth was opened and I had a mouthful of afterbirth"

"So black and gold… Do I taste good?"

"Yeah Matt, did it taste like skittles? Well at least you can say you've tasted the rainbow? But seriously did it taste good?"

"Well…. No, it tasted horrible and bland"

Actually now I think about it, it did kinda taste like skittles but not as fruity.

"C'mon, it should've been alright… After all you LOVED my org…"

"DASH!"

"Sup sweetie?"

"What does it take to sober up a drunk pony?"

"What does it take to get laid by a sexy one," Bill says joking around.

Hmmm I should play along!

"Well Bill if you give me a drink of something I might be able to lay you straight," I said winking at him.

He actually has a different reaction to what I thought…. I thought he knew I was joking.

BAM! I was tackled to the ground by Bill who has a big smile on his face. Bigger than I've seen before. I struggle his grip but he's bloody strong. I try to tell him I was joking but he won't believe me…AGHHHHH!

"BILL GET OFF OF ME!"

"No! You said you would lay me!"

"BILL NO! I WAS JOKING!"

"NO YOU WEREN'T"

"I'M NOT GAY"

"NEITHER AM I"

"THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK ME?"

"BECAUSE IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE"

Bill leans in and kisses me on the lips, I try to move my head and dodge them but I fail and end up head-butting the wall behind me. I'm in too much pain to struggle anymore….I give up.

He starts undoing his shirt while Dash giggles and walks off leaving me there being raped by a human… My best friend. What do I do? Why do I deserve this?

"Matt, you look like a decent stallion to me! I've never told you this but… You turn me on"

"UGH, WHAT THE FUCK," I screamed realising what was going on "BILL GET THE FUCK OFF ME! I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU! I NEVER WILL NOR DO I EVER WANT TO!"

"But…..You said..."

"I WAS JOKING YOU FUCKING NO LIFE RETARD! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD WANT TO SCREW YOU?"

Bill realises what he has done and gets off of me leaving me laying in pain and agony… And the emotion it's called when you're nearly raped by a human.

Dash walks around the corner as sober as a priest on Sunday.

"Hey Twix, hey Bill"

"Dash Bill just trie…..wait…. you're sober!"

"Well yeh, what did you… oh Twix you are a little slow aren't you"

"Wha?"

"We are MAGICAL we can do heaps of things…. Besides what do you mean I'm sober? I don't feel any different I wasn't pissed… Derpy is"

"But you were staggering and you even wanted …."

"Damn! You honestly fell for that"

"Wha? YOU LAUGHED WHEN BILL," I screamed lightly hitting Bill in the shoulder enough to make him yelp "TRIED TO MOUNT ME!"

"Well of course, it was funny! I don't blame you Bill," Dash winks at Bill with a grin while Bill just stands there slightly confused "he is a sexy colt after all!"

"Bu….."

I dunno….But I have to admit I think I'm goin a little loopy keeping these present diary thought notes! I'm going to stop thinking on the spot and think when everything's sorted out… If it is! Bah, obviously everything IS sorted out seeing as I'm writing this down now… Yeah hi, I was thinking about writing this little journal in present tense but now… I think I won't. Just a little fun that I like to do but I hope I don't get too confused looking over this diary thing in a few years.

So Bill, Dash, Derpy and I were all heading off to bed when we heard the oddest sound. I had no idea of what it was but we kept going anyway. It sounded like an evil laugh coming from each one of us. 'How strange?'

"Goodnight, all," I shouted as me and Dash walked up the stairs to our bedroom

"Night," everyone else replied.

I walk into the room with Dash behind me closing the door.

"Well that was…..different, what do you think about this entire Matt guy?"

"Twix, I don't know…Nor do you and there isn't anything we can do right now except stay here and get some rest," dash said looking at me with a big sober grin "Bloody Derpy weighs a bloody ton as a human and my back is killing me!"

"Well I don't know what you carried her for"

"Neither do I, I was bored"

"Heh, you're right we probably should be get to sleep"

I looked at the bed them back to Dash.

"Dash I think we should go outside and get a cloud. You're gonna hate these beds"

"They can't be that bad," Dash said with a yawn "I'm so tired I could sleep on a bed of nails"

I just sighed and pulled the covers back looking at Dash who had her head turned to the side.

"Never slept on a human bed before ey?"

"Obviously not"

I got in and Dash jumped in beside me.

"Well Twix, I'd say you're right," Dash groaned spinning around in circles "I hate this! It's terrible…. So who's going to get the cloud?"

"I will," I said looking out the open window to the night sky. The stars shined like never before.

Dash stood back up and watched me as I flew outside into the night. I looked everywhere but I couldn't find a cloud that was big enough or would fit in the window… I was out there for about five minutes until I realised that we can tear the clouds in half. So I did and flew back down to the window where Dash awaited my return of what was meant to be a short fly.

"What the hell took you so long?"

"I didn't know that we could break clouds!"

"Dur, how else would we …."

"It's fine, can we get some sleep please?"

"Sure"

I jumped on the cloud and it lowered as I did. Dash did the same but landed on top of me.

"I love you Twix"

"I love you too Dashie"

I shut my eyes and imagined what life would be like back at Earth if any of this never happened… I wouldn't even thought about marriage or any sort of relationship after those bitches I had years ago. I'd still be in a dead end job, mum wasn't ever too fond of me watching My Little Pony that she banned me from the computer and TV altogether… I fell asleep.