Sorry everyone for the slight...monthly delay of chapter uploads...exams and school got the best of me... 'The Day I Woke Up In PonyVille' was also removed from this website because it said "Shit happens" in the summary... removed it with only an email stating they removed it due to summary not being "G" rated... I'm very dissapointed in for this issue as i wasn't informed or warned about the wording... i'm going to upload both to google documents when i've uploaded this on this website. Thank you so much for following and keeping up to date with me, now without further ado, here is Chapter 7 - It Was All A Dream

I opened my eyes to blue fuzz in front of me.

"Good morning Dashie," I said leaning in and nuzzling my head on her back. But something didn't feel right… I opened my eyes and I couldn't believe what I saw.

I rubbed my eyes to see a stuffed teddy bear sitting next to me that I kept beside me all the time and I was in my house…not the house in Equestria, not Bill's house, Mine! I went to get up but as I did I fell straight back down. So I looked at my hooves to see feet, there was no cloud bed…only a normal human bed.

"Dash, Dash where are you? What's going on," I said getting back up and stumbling to my door. I heard nothing in reply but something thudding up the stairs. I managed to stumble behind my bed out of sight. The door opened to a loud voice.

"MATT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON UP HERE?"

It was dad!

"Dad? DAD YOU'RE….I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. WHERE'S DASH?"

"What the fuck are you on about now?"

"Where's Dash, Dizty and Bill? What am I doing here?"

"I don't know what you're talking about! Have you been taking drugs?"

What did he mean?

"Dad I don't take drugs! Bill did!"

"BILL DID WHAT NOW? I'M TELLING HIS FATHER RIGHT AWAY!"

"Dad…. He's dead! You know that! I killed him!"

"Don't crap me on boy! I'm not that stupid! And don't bullshit about stuff like that! Someone will take you serious! Now get dressed I had to come and wake you up for work! You need to set your fucking alarm again!"

"What do you mean? I don't live here anymore"

"Obviously you are cause you're just sitting here hiding behind yo….Why are you hiding?"

"Dad, please, this isn't funny anymore! Where is Rainbow Dash? Where is my fiancé?"

"Oh god, are you talking about that stupid pony shit again? You're way too obsessive with that queer show!"

"Huh, dad I'm engaged to one of the characters! Now where is she and the teleporter?"

"Stop being a smart arse to me and get downstairs and tell your mother what you've just told me!"

"Fine," I said thinking about what he was on about. Didn't he die?

I managed to stand still on two feet and walk downstairs in my pyjamas. I saw mum who was in the kitchen cooking breakfast.

"Mum?"

"Oh hey Matty, how are ya this morning?"

"MUM," I screamed as I ran over to her and threw my human arms around her causing her to jump a little "Mum, I thought dad was dead…what's happening? Where's Dash?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Dash, where's Rainbow Dash?"

"Get over that pony shit ey!"

"Mum, what are you talking about? Big Mac? You and him are going out! And why are you a human too?"

"Matt, are you taking drugs? Your father has been telling me you have"

I didn't know what she was talking about so I decided to run upstairs to my computer to get on Skype.

It took me a while to remember my Skype Name "HARDCOR3_PAWN". I typed in my password and voila. I went onto my contacts list and saw my friend was online as well as Bill. I sparked up a conversation with Bill.

"Hey Bill," I typed with shaking hands.

"Oh, hey Matt, how is everything? Haven't spoken to u in a while"

"What do u mean? I was at ur house last night"

"no u weren't. The last time u came over was about 3 weeks ago"

"no it wasn't I was over there with you, Derpy and Dash"

"Matt you rly should give up that pony craze"

"Bill, please don't type 'rly' type the full thing like this 'Really' thanks."

"Matt, you really should stop all of this. You need to get back to Earth. You have an English assignment due soon!"

"What assignment?"

"We have to do a lyric analysis"

"What are you talking about?"

"Matt…. Are you high?"

I didn't know why everyone was constantly blaming me for taking drugs! I would never touch them in my life!

"Wha? No!"

"I'm sorry Matt but I have a lot of better things to do than hear u talk about ponies all the time"

"Bill I'm engaged to Dash! You're going out with Derpy!"

"I don't think that would happen… Ya see I don't know her therefore ur lying"

"BILL I HAVE A SON! YOUR DAD IS DEAD! YOUR MUM COMMITED SUICIDE! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"Sorry Matt, I'll let you get back to getting high"

*Bill Cannon is offline*

'What is going on?' I thought to myself.

So I decided to try my next friend

"Hey Jordan"

"Hey Matt, how are u today?"

"Good"

I didn't realize what I typed until I looked up and saw everything around me normal.

"Wait no I'm not good! I'm terrible!"

"What are you talking about Matt"

"Jordan, nobody remembers me as a pony! Nobody remembers Dash"

"Uhh, Matt are you talking about that pony stuff again?"

"Look, Jordan I don't know if you remember but I'm engaged to Rainbow Dash!"

"Nope….. Sorry Matt but Bill was right… You ARE on drugs!"

*Jordan Moren is offline*

I didn't know what to think or say. I ran downstairs past mum and dad all the way to Bill's house, I knocked to get David answering the door with a burp.

"Hey Matt, how are ya buddy?"

"DAVID? I…huh... How are you?"

"Just fine… Sorry but Bill can't come out today his mother is helping him with his homework"

"WHAT?"

"His mum…"

I had tears brewing in my eyes. "NO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO! THIS ISN'T REAL!"

David kneeled down to my eye level and with a concerned voice said "Matt are you ok? What's wrong? Did something happen?"

I didn't know what to feel. I had anger, sadness, love and hate burnt into my every move. I looked up at him with tears dripping down my cheeks, leaned into his knee and sobbed "I miss her David…. Why am I here? How did I come back?"

He looked at me with sympathetic eyes, "It's ok Matt… Who do you miss? What do you mean?"

"You…..Y," I looked around to see everything the way it was before I awoke in PonyVille, "David… If told you that you were thrown out a window by a talking pony with wings, what would you say," I dugged my head deep into his chest and my arms around his waist, "And please answer it properly"

David took a step back and laughed at my 'silly' question "Look Matt we all have nightmares sometimes but we just have to ignore them and move on in life"

I couldn't help myself "David… This was no dream! I threw you out a window! I….I'm meant to be a pony!"

I heard David chuckle and turn around "I'm sorry Matt but you're obviously in no mood to talk right now and Bill can't come down. I'll see you later," With that and the door shut I knew I was alone back on Earth with no way back. Was it all a dream? Why do I remember it so well? What is wrong with me?

I turned around to see another figure standing there with crossed arms, he looked exactly like the guy that approached us with Dash's cutie mark on a jumper.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M UPSET?" I screamed at him through tears. I just fell to the ground and sobbed.

"It's ok Matt, everything's going to be just fine," I looked up to see the figure standing there looking down at me smiling "You and Dash might have had a good past but just remember… The past doesn't count for anything, it's the future you need to worry about. Don't think about your past with her. You need to worry about the future" with that he waved his arm into the air and a loud scream echoed into my brain. Everything went dark and gloomy then I had a long blink. The screaming intensified. It was that loud I opened my eyes and I was amazed at what I saw. I pinched myself to make sure it was real. Ouch! It hurt too! I looked around some more to see I was lying in a bed. I looked to my left and saw something that made me burst into tears.

"Are you ok?"

I looked up still in tears of what changed into joy.

"I…I…" I couldn't speak I was in silence.

"Twix, you ok sweetie?" I shook my head to see myself as a pony again with tears staining my black and gold fur "What's wrong?"

I didn't know what to say. That I just went back to Earth somehow without the device before any of this even happened? I simply threw my legs around Dash with her gasping for air.

"I love you Dashie, and I never want to let go of you"

Dash pulled herself away and put a hoof to my face, "Please tell me, what's wrong"

I told her everything I could remember and how nobody remembered me being a pony and moving worlds.

"That's…different," Dash said looked around baffled.

"Am I back now Dash? Am I back in Bill's house with you?"

Dash looked at me and put both front hooves to my face "It's ok Twix, it was just a nightmare, and I want you to know that I'm always here for you whether you need it or not"

With tears still running down my cheeks I gave a slight smile and a reassuring nod to show I was back and happy.

Dash gave me a blank stare before smiling and nuzzling my neck and digging her head under my wing "I love you Twix, and I'm not just saying either. I really mean it! You might have been from a different species but I don't mind because I'm glad that I found you" I looked down at her pink eyes which were fluttering up at me.

"I love you too Dash. I'm glad that I met you, I know you don't seem anything like you are in that show but take my word, you're beautiful, cute, and of all, loyal," I leaned down and kissed her on the lips "which makes you an element of my harmony" I went to get up out of the bed but as I did I fell face first. Dash jumped up straight away laughing at me on the top of her lungs

"Good one Twix! Do it again!" She fell on the floor laughing which caused a huge noise waking up Bill and Derpy, I even heard a small groan coming from the room across the hallway.

"Matt, Dash are you ok," I heard while the door opening revealing Bill from the darkness "I heard a bang"

I looked at Bill for a second before running over to him and throwing my legs around him. "Bill, I had the worst nightmare, I went back to Earth and none of this ever happened"

I must have had puppy eyes or something because next thing I knew Bill looked down at me and smiled, "Awww you're just so cute," he pinched my cheek and walked out. I turned around to Dash who started laughing even more.

"Did….Did he just call me cute?"

"Haha, yes," Dash couldn't keep a straight face without snickering "and you're my cute colt"

"I …. Bill…. Huh?"

I was met by only more laughter. Dash wasn't able to control herself. She asked me where the bathroom was and I showed her. She shut the door behind her using her teeth. I started to walk away until I heard my name being called. "Twix, Twix can you please come here? This….This is a bit different"

"What is it Dashie?"

"How do I use this thing?"

I face-hoofed and walked in to help her to use a human toilet.

We walked out and I was covered from head to hoof in toilet paper "Why did you even need toilet paper? We don't have it in Equestria"

Dash just looked back at me with a sheepish smile "We're on your home planet and I'd like to do things your way," She smiled and trotted back into the room.

"It doesn't help if you're a pony and not a human," I mumbled to myself as I started cleaning off the toilet paper.

I walked back into the room where Dash was asleep, I carefully laid in the bed beside her and started stroking her glazing rainbow mane 'I'm a pony on Earth with a special somepony,' I thought to myself as I started to drift to sleep until I copped a cyan hoof to the face. I went flying into the air and smashed into a wall. I just dropped down with blood running down my nose and my head down with my eyes shut. I didn't moan or groan, I simply sat the silently until Dash jumped out of bed with a huge gasp at what she did

"Twix, I'm sorry….you snuck up on me…. i.. I'm so sorry!"

She walked over to me and put her hoof on my nose gently, luckily I was in a playful mood and dropped my head causing her hoof to slip to the ground. I looked back up with a shot of evil in my eyes, wrapped my black and gold striped legs around her and launched into the air landing on the bed. I kissed her while she had a face of fright stained into her pink eyes. "I love you Dashie," I whispered into her ear "I know I frightened you and you didn't mean to kick me…. But that doesn't change my feelings for you"

Dash just laid there looking up at me with tears in her eyes with a smile soon growing "I love you too Twixy, I have never had feelings like this for anypony else before… I'm glad you came to Equestria. You might be from a different culture but you sure act just like one of us, and I'm grateful for that. Thank you for always being by my side"

I looked at her rainbow mane and stroked it "And I promise I'll be by your side the whole time I'm alive, and I'll never leave," I kissed her and got off the top of her allowing her to breathe again.

"I know you won't," that was the last thing said until we fell back asleep and i awoke at eight o'clock in the morning.

I opened my eyes to a bunch of colours in my face.

"D…Dash, I…is that you?" I blinked a couple of times to see that Dash was in my face staring at me. In fright I jumped back falling off the bed with a huge thud! It was loud enough to wake everyone in the house.

"Matt, you've always been one to fall off the bed haven't you," Bill said walking through the door to the bedroom and sat down on the bed next to Dash "Are we going back to Equestria soon?"

I looked at him confused at his exact word 'we'… "What do you mean we Bill?"

Bill smiled and said "Yep, I wanna come back too! I'm sure Derpy will tag along"

"Don't you mean Dit," said a familiar voice behind me. I turned around to see the human Derpy standing there "And yeah, I'd love to come too!"

"Oh hey sweetie," Bill said as he put his arms around Derpy's human shoulders "I thought you were asleep"

With that being said Derpy gave a wall eye and the all famous derpy smile "Derp," she said as she made her eye go back to normal "I'm not stupid nor deaf ya know. When something falls and makes a huge bang it tends to wake up us light sleepers"

I stand up in front grabbing the attention of my friends and spoke my mind "Why the hell not?"

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