Disclaimer: I don't own Petshop of Horrors and I make no money for this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Title: Accidents Happen
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #96 – 'accident'
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
Upon entering the shop, a flustered D pushed a baby raccoon into Leon's hands.
"Could you hold her for a moment, Detective?" D asked, before turning his attention to another raccoon in the crock of his arm. He offered a bottle, but it turned its head away petulantly.
"Looks like you have your hands – What the hell?" Leon's voice rose in disgusted alarm.
D turned and saw Leon holding the baby raccoon at arm's length, the front of his shirt covered with spit-up.
"I'm sorry. I forgot to warn you that they haven't been feeling very well."
"No shit, Sherlock."
THE END