Disclaimer: I don't own Petshop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language
Title: Duck and Cover
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #114 – 'Monsoon'
DUCK AND COVER
Wild and predictable as the seasonal monsoons, their tempers flared. Accusations were hurled with the same force as the delicate tea cups D let fly.
"Would you just listen to me for a second?" Leon barked, ducking behind a chair to avoid porcelain shards.
"So you can make up more excuses, Detective?" Another cup, another explosion.
"I didn't do anything!"
"And I suppose the lipstick on your collar just magically appeared?"
"I already told you that I was undercover for that transvestite serial killer. The lipstick was my partner's!
"Well," D retorted acidly, "That makes it all better, doesn't it?"
THE END