Chapter 5
Axel: Running
The rest of the class sat down on the bench watching the race. "Ah! How could Tidus and Axel have so much energy?" one kid asked.
"They're still going?" another one asked in shock.
"Yeah! Just look at them," a kid pointed out. Tidus and Axel were still running around the gym. Tidus was looking really tired but he wouldn't stop.
With Xion, Larxene and Riku: behind a bush
"We should try looking tomorrow," Xion suggested, "I'm missing out on class."
"Yes but by then the underwear thief would've taken them home and stashed it in his collection of underwear," Riku corrected.
"Your underwear wasn't even stolen?! And what would an underwear snatching pervert want with boys underwear"
Riku sighed, "Just look over there," he said as he pointed to a familiar face.
"Hey? Isn't that Demyx?"
"DEMYX!!! So it was him," Larxene said glaring at Demyx from behind the bush.
"Uh Larxene…don't jump to conclusions like last time," Riku warned, rubbing his head where Larxene punched him and where Xion's calculator landed.
"Too late" Xion pointed to where Larxene was beating up Demyx.
"YOU GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR RIGHT NOW MULLET BOY!!!"
"Underwear?! Ow! I didn't take the underwear! My one was stolen too"
"Toldja!"
With Axel: still running
"Are they gonna stop any time soon?" Coach Hewly asked the rest of the class who all shrugged.
Back with Demyx, Larxene, Riku and Xion
"Why are you looking for the underwear thief anyway?" Xion asked out of curiosity.
"So I can ditch math," Riku answered.
"Duck!" Demyx warned.
They all hid behind the bushes again and what do you know, they found the underwear thieves. 5 soldiers were dancing around holding underwear with heart patterns on them.
"Hey! That's my underwear!" Demyx yelled, "Looks like they're headed towards the girls showers"
"TIME FOR REVENGE!!!" Larxene yelled and summoned her kunai.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
"See ya!" Riku waved,
"Where are you going?" Xion asked,
"Home"
"Why?
"Are you gonna miss me" he teased
Xion growled and turned her back towards him "like I would SPOON HEAD!"
"Just kidding!" Riku reassured, "good luck catching the underwear thief" he said before he went back to the building to get his bag.
As soon as he left Demyx sung "Riku and Xion sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-"
Xion grabbed him by the neck collar. "Say the next letter and it'll be your last."
"Okay! Okay! I was just kidding!!" Xion let go of Demyx who fell on the floor. "Scary little short person! SCARY LITTLE SHORT PERSON!!!"
"Where's Larxene?"
"I think she went to the girls showers"
Suddenly they heard several screams from the girls at swim class and Larxene yelling several swear words.
"Let's check it out shall we" Demyx suggested.
Heaps of girls ran out of the bathroom and Larxene was still there. When Xion and Demyx peeped in through the window they saw…
A.N: I'm sorry but the following scenes are too violent to be shown on this fan fiction. Please enjoy this quick behind the scenes peak with the members of the organization that are not doing this mission.
"I love you" A teddy bear said,
"Oh I love too pooky bear" Xemnas said and hugged the teddy bear. "What's that? You want me to collect more hearts? I SHALL DO IT!!"
A.N: okay? Oh look it's over
"I'M GONNA FU-
AN: oops false alarm. Uh…let's see how Saix is doing
Saix looked over at Vexen growling angrily. "Now, now Saix, you can't eat any more mortals before you eat your greens.
Saix continued to growl at Vexen. "Uh…I'll give you more fish uh- I mean human fingers if you behave!"
Saix's tail (?) wagged and begged like a puppy.
AN: looks like it's over
"Well…I have my underwear back!" Larxene smiled.
"So you did have heart patterns on it" Xion teased.
"Ah shut it!"
"MY BOXERS!!" Demyx grabbed his boxers and hugged them tightly.
Xion looked through the pile of underwear, "my one's still gone"
Larxene's eyes shifted, "well Xion, you see, I had to lure the heartless over so I could destroy them and well I sorta used your one as bait and it got wrecked in the process so…yeah" She handed the shredded underwear to Xion.
"LARXENE!! THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE PAIR!!!"
Before Xion could get her hands on Larxene Selphie entered the bathroom looking shocked. "M-MY UNDERWEAR!! So it was you three!"
"WHAT?!!" Demyx yelled. "We found the underwear thank you very much!"
"AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!! THESE ARE THE GIRLS SHOWERS!!!"
Demyx hid his boxers behind his back and let out a soft laugh and quickly escaped through the window with Larxene and Xion not to far behind.
"YOU EXCHANGE STUDENTS ARE GONNA PAY!!!" Selphie yelled holding her underwear in her hands.