Sorry for the late update. Summer break ended a while ago and well, MORE HOMEWORK!! T_T
Anyway here's Chapter 6
The world that never was.
"We're back!" all 6 announced coming through the portal.
"Hey!" Xigbar welcomed, "how was your first day?"
"Miserable" everyone but Roxas said.
"Wow? Is school really that bad?" Luxord asked,
"I liked it" Roxas said,
"Oh pooky bear" Xemnas said, "Soon my kingdom hearts will be complete!" as soon as he noticed the other members staring at him he chucked away Pooky immediately and said, "you 6, come see me, NOW!"
Organization meeting
Xemnas read the list of trouble they caused on their first day aloud.
" No. 8 and No. 9: Blowing up the Science lab on first period? All of you: Starting a food fight? No. 12 and No.14: Ditching class? No.9, No. 12 and No.14: stealing underwear?! I SWEAR TO KINGDOM HEARTS I CAN'T LEAVE YOU MORONS ALONE IN A SCHOOL!!! Before I dismiss you please give me an explanation"
"Well…" Demyx started, "1. I never blew up the science lab, which was Axel's fault, 2. Tidus started the food fight not us and 3. The heartless were stealing underwear not us"
"Hey the match wouldn't light up what was I supposed to do?"
"You could've grabbed another match and lit that one instead"
Xemnas sighed heavily "and what about you ladies"
"We both ditched class because our underwear was stolen!" Larxene complained.
"OH MY DARLING DAUGHTERS!!! C'MON AND GIVE YOUR DADDY A HUG" Xemnas yelled and tried to hug Larxene and Xion but they both punched him before that happened.
"Sorry, this school thing is starting to get to me, anyway tomorrow you'll have some interesting new teachers"
"New teachers?"
Day 2
Zexion and Larxene: Home economics period 2
"GOOD MORNING CLASS!! I AM YOUR NEW TEACHER! MR. MARLUXIA!!" Marluxia announced as rose petals came out of his hair as he flicked it. If you were in that situation would you think that Larxene and Zexion would be more shocked or do you think the rest of the class was?
"M-m-m-m-marluxia??!!!!" Zexion muttered in absolute shock.
"But you can all call me Marly" he said and winked at Zexion and Larxene.
Axel and Demyx: Science Period 2
"Good morning class! I'm you're new teacher! " The new science teacher announced with a huge mad scientist grin on his face.
Axel and Demyx could not believe this.
"Seeing as how the Science Lab was blown up yesterday I'll be using you all as my guinea pigs…I mean victims…I mean uh…test subjects" As soon as those words left his mouth the class left immediately…everyone except Axel and Demyx.
"Vexen?! What the f*** are you doing here? OW!" Axel asked before Vexen whacked Axel on the head with a newspaper.
"NO SWEARING IN CLASS! Oh and didn't you know? The rest of the organization got jobs as teachers and also I couldn't leave Saix alone so we left him on the roof top!"
Saix made a lonely howl from the rooftop. "One moment boys" Vexen grabbed a broom and hit the ceiling. "OY SHUT UP YOU DAMN DOG!!"
"What about Mr. Strife?" Demyx asked,
"Oh him? Well Miss. Lockheart came back from her vacation early and so he ran off"
"oooohhh"
Xion: Math Period 3
"As you know Dr. Cid quit yesterday to find more of this nethicite stuff so I'll be replacing your previous teacher. My name is Mr. Luxord!"
Xion growled from behind her textbook. "Another reason to hate math"
Roxas: History Period 4
"Hey dudes! I'm Mr. Xigbar and I'll be replacing Mr. Fair" Xigbar announced.
"What happened to Mr. Fair?" Kairi asked.
"Went fishing and never came back," Xigbar informed. "Apparently he spotted a mermaid and now he's on a quest to find that mermaid…that idiot"
Sora put his hand up eagerly, "MR. XIGBAR??!!!"
Xigbar sighed heavily, "what is it Sora?"
"How come you wear that eye patch? Are you a pirate?"
Xigbar put the teacher's edition book on his new desk. "Well, I was part of the military 10 years ago"
Everyone but Roxas gasped. "I was known and the greatest soldier in the military. But one day it was my birthday and the guys bought me a cake, which was really hard to get during times of war. Anyway the cake was an assassination cake and it exploded. I lost my eye to the candle"
"What an idiot" Roxas said from behind the textbook.
Xemnas Period 5: Music
"Good afternoon class, my name is Mr. Xemnas" Xemnas announced. "And today we'll be singing a song"
"Mr. Xemnas?" Sora asked eagerly waving his hand,
"What is it Sora?"
"I've noticed something"
"Yes?"
"If you rearrange the letters in your name it spells "Mansex" The whole class cracked up laughing and Xemnas sighed heavily.
"Are we going to sing this song or what?" Xemnas growled.
We are nobodies at heeeaaart
(Because we have none)
Defeating heartless every daaaayy
(To gain more hearts)
We will stop Sora and Donaaald
(And Goofy too)
"Mr. Xemnas?" Sora asked
"What is it Sora?"
"I can't help but notice that my name's on this song"
"Oh…um…the 'Sora' we're singing about means Sky in Japanese but this game is totally not Japanese" Xemnas said as his eyes shifted.
"Game?"
"Never mind"
Lunch
"Oh my children?" Xemnas asked "may we sit with you?"
"NO!" all 6 answered.
"Aww why not?" Marluxia asked,
"You scared our classmates" Axel and Demyx whined.
"You made me hate math even more" Xion complained.
"You made a total fool out of yourselves! Both of you!" Roxas said pointing at Xigbar and Xemnas.
"You made rosemary poisonous" Zexion and Larxene pointed out.
"Plus these seats are for our new friends!" Roxas said shooing their new teachers off.
"C'mon Xion!" Luxord whined, "Math isn't that bad?"
"YOU ALMOST MADE SELPHIE AND YUNA PLAY POKER, NOT JUST ANY KIND OF POKER!!! STRIP POKER!!!"
"Wait? What do Lexeaus, Xaldin and Saix teach?" Roxas asked.
"Lexeaus is the new Coach, Coach Hewly went searching for Mr. Fair, Xaldin's the new Lunch man and Saix isn't teaching, Vexen's new experiment made Saix turn into a were wolf so we tied him up on the roof top" Xigbar explained
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Selphie, Wakka and an angry Tidus took their seats next to the 6 nobodies, "hey guys!"
"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!" Xemnas asked angrily.
"Don't you remember Mr. Xemnas?" Sora asked,
"Oh so you're the friends my children were talking about"
"You're the Chinese merchant?" Wakka asked, "You don't look Chinese ya"
"Oh forget it! Have fun children!!" Xemnas waved and pushed the other teachers over to a spare table.
"Do you know them?" Riku asked,
"Oh that's our… dad and those guys are…his… brothers" Xion answered
"Those teachers are weird" he commented.
"YOU'RE NOT DATING HIM TIL YOUR 35 XION!!" Xemnas yelled from the teachers' table.
Xion grabbed a piece of carrot, Larxene stuck one of her kunai in the carrot and they both chucked it at Xemnas. "OH MAH GAWD THAT HURTS!!"
"Sorry it slipped" Xion and Larxene's eyes shifted.
And now the whole Organization have invaded this school. Destiny High will never be the same. This is also the Chapter where Xemnas starts becoming a crazy over protective father.
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