Dear Tobi,

No I'm not a fucking girl. un.

And as a matter of fact, I brush my 3 mouths daily, with colgate toothpaste. What I do with them is none of your bussiness. un.

No they don't drool, don't write me such nonsense, acting me the stupidest questions. un.

If you even dare to touch my clay, I will rip off that gay, orange, lolipop mask, and shove your goddamn cookie so far down your

fucking throat not even Itachi's Sharingan will be able to see it. un.

Only true artists deserve to use clay, you... are the complete opposite of an true artist.

I have one question though, is your mask actually a lolipop? and does it taste like one too? un.

From,

Deidara.

P.S That cookie was the most delicious thing I have ever tasted. So, unless you wanna get your head blown to bits... You don't want your cookie back. un.