Dear Leader,

Why in the world did you partner me with such an annoying blonde haired nusciance?

All I hear from him is ''Art this, explosion that, Un, Un, Un FUCKING UN,'' I wanted to know if it'd be okay to make him into my puppet? Then again, he'd be completely useless as a ouppet. No talent at all.

He knows nothing about the true beauty of art. I refuse to work with this idiot any longer, he just slows me down. I rather had just stay with that snake pedo Orochimaru, but unfortunately, his creepy ass left the group.

I'm telling you, if I hear the words ''Art is an EXPLOSION!'' one more fucking time... I'll rip off those creepy ass hands of his and shove them down his throat to make him shutup.

I will not be responsible for my actions, and his painful death. You have been warned.

-Sincerly,

Sasori,