Dear Hidan,
If we're still going to be parnters, there's something you should know.
If you're going to do you're ridiculous, dumbass ritual, don't tear up the cloak. Yeah, it might look cheap as hell, but it costs money to make those,
and everytime you rip those freaking cloaks, it costs me more money to make another one.
I don't give a damn about Jashin. Jashin, whoever he or she is, can kiss my 1,000year old ass for all I care.
Also, this is the last time I am going to put your sorry religious ass back together, it's like playing with a toy,
only you're more annoying.
Hey, That's not a bad idea, I should have head as my partner, it'll cost me less money, plus it'll probably be more Profitable, and won't nag to me like a wife every 5minutes about it's religous. I'm a genius, why haven't I thought of this before?
Move the hell aside Hidan, I'm getting a new partner.
-Kakuzu
Author notes: Okay, I admit it... This letter was really boring. I'm thinking of ideas... I wanna do a letter for each akatsuki member.