Dear Deidara,
Eheheh... forgive me for the little misunderstanding. I admit it, I at first had no idea you was a boy. That girly blonde hair of yours, makes it very misleading.
I unfortunately had to find out you was a guy by accidently walking in on you in the shower, just so you know... I didn't see anything... it was probably too small to be seen anyways.
I mean... uh.. um, don't take that as an insult... um uh, we all come in different sizes... I MEAN UH NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING, BECAUSE I HONESTLY HAVE NO INTEREST IN MEN.
Damnit, i don't even know why i'm writing this! I should rip it to shreds right now, or maybe just eat it.
But ew, I bet this paper tastes disgusting. ...It even smells weird.
Anyways, I hope we can be better aquaintences. Aslong as you don't think I'm gay, or interested in you, I'm sure we'll get along fine.
But you need a serious haircut.
Love,
Kisame.