Dear fucking Konan,
Why the hell, was your fucking Origami shit all over the fucking place?
Instead of fucking cereal, I tasted fucking cheap ass paper in my fucking mouth.
Why don't you take that fucking rainbow sherbet shit, and shove it up your ass.
I'm fucking tired, of all this shit. I don't even fucking know why I joined this crappy ass organization.
Having fucking paper in my food, having gay ass clay birds all over the fucking place, and an annoying grown ass man with a retarded, dumbass pumpkin mask who doesn't act his fucking age.
I don't give a rat's ass if you're fucking the leader,
STOP LEAVING YOUR FUCKING PAPER ALL OVER THE PLACE!
From,
The Amazing, Fantastic, and Totally Awesome fucking Hidan.