Dear Author,
I refuse to write a letter, this is completely ridiculous.
Wait... I'm writing a letter right now.
Damnit all to hell.
If I'm already writing one, I might as well tell you a few things I hate and think about every member in this pitiful Organization I'm in.
Kisame - He might be my partner, but he's an annoyace, he talks almost as much as Tobi, one day... I might end up killing him. Though, I wanna find out first whether his Mom is a shark or not. But then I'll have disturbing nightmares, picturing a Human, and a shark... Mating...
Tobi - That's easy. I hate EVERYTHING about him.
Deidara - I don't really care for him, but his constant speeches about explosions being art are utterly boring, and ridiculous. It's terriosm to blow stuff up, not art.
Hidan - He gives me the biggest headaches, he swears in every sentence. He thinks just because he's immortal, he can talk down to everyone. No, just no. I don't even know why the leader Hires these kinds of people. It's like working with a bunch of crackheads, who are powerful.
Konan - I don't really pay her any mind, she's the only one who isn't annoying. In other words, she's the only other ''Normal'' one.
Sasori - I plain just don't like Puppets. Who in their right mind turns themselves into a puppet? It's ridiculous, and just plain creepy. Yes, even I find Puppets creepy.
Kakuzu - He needs to die.
Pein/Leader - ...He has too many piercings, Isn't it painful to have that many piercings on your face? Well, his name does mean 'Pain' afterall. I bet he has piercings in certain other places, and it's probably a bitch to have to sit down.
That's all I feel like telling you. If you dare tell anyone I know, that I wrote this... I'll kill you.
Sincerly,
Itachi.
P.S. If you ever meet my Foolish Little Brother, tell him that pedophile Orochimaru, kept naked pictures of him inside his room.