N-E: thank you for all your reviews guys
Larxene: you all get a kiss from me
Axel: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
N-E:.....this chapter is when the school has been infected with a disease which makes them sing all sorts of disney songs
Demyx: DISNEY!!! *runs for dear life*
Zexion: *face palms* I'm surrounded by idiots
Day 65
Not much had changed throughout the past 4 days except for the drama class who have gotten a lot better. There's only one thing about the play that needed heaps of work.
THE KISSING SCENE
Riku just couldn't bring himself up to actually kiss Xion. Sure he's had a crush on her since her first day but he just felt uncomfortable about kissing her, little too fast don't you think.
Mr. Rhapsodos was starting to get really annoyed with this scene. Every time Riku comes even close to it Xemnas opens the door and makes the 'I'm watching you' finger motion.
"GOD DAMNIT!!! DON'T YOU HAVE A MUSIC CLASS TO TEACH!!!!!" Mr. Rhapsodos yelled.
"Well, they already know the theme song for our principal" Xemnas said. "Want to hear it?"
Mr. Rhapsodos's blood boiled. "NO!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT AND TEACH THEM ANOTHER SONG IF THEY'VE ALREADY LEARNT OUR PRINCIPALS THEME!!!!!!!!!" Xemnas pouted and left the room but he still made that finger motion to Riku.
"What's up with him?" Kuri asked.
"I don't know" Zexion said,
Library: Lunch
"How am I supposed to get through this play?" Xion asked sounding a little annoyed. "I can't play Snow White. The rest of the lines are fine, I just can't do the whole kissing scene. I end up getting all nervous and sweaty and one time we came so close and I ended up dodging him"
"Maybe you're worried about actually kissing him" Axel suggested. "Or maybe you could use the masking tape technique"
Xion grinned. "Masking tape technique?" but then she frowned. "Don't think that'll work"
Axel let out a heavy sigh. "Well, try practising that scene with Riku in your spare time when no one's watching" Axel gave her a perverted grin but she didn't take any notice of that.
"I might consider it" Xion thought for a moment until Neko interrupted.
"AXEL'S GONNA PEAK ANYWAY TO SEE IF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY 'DO IT'!!! What ever that means"
"Why do you keep popping out of no where?!" Axel yelled angrily.
"Actually that time I was going to get a can of coke" Neko explained. "By the way, what does 'Do it' mean? I've heard it plenty of times from Cobalt but I dunno what it actually means, oh well see ya"
Axel felt a twitch in his eye. Neko must not know where babies come from.
Cafeteria: Lunch
Riku looked gloomy as he sat down. "I can't play Prince charming"
"Why not?" Zexion asked. "You're good at this" He paused. "Is it because of Xion?"
Riku nodded. "I just can't do this one scene. I get so nervous and I don't even think she likes me that way because when we actually came close she dodged it and my face hit the floor"
Zexion shrugged. "You could try the masking tape technique"
"That won't work" Riku sighed.
"Well, what ever man. I'm going to get some soup." Zexion lined up behind eager students.
Meanwhile Vexen reached into his bag and grabbed out some sort of formula. "With this potion I can show Mr. Marluxia who's boss" Vexen let out an evil cackle but then tripped over a can of coke and all the potion fell into the soup. "Well…that's not good"
Xaldin sighed as he served Friday's soup. "I hate this job"
Few minutes later.
"This soup tastes kinda plain" Zexion commented. "Anyway what do you think you're going to do about this math homework?"
Riku shrugged, "maybe I'll copy the answers"
"Well…
In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun"
Everyone on the table raised an eyebrow and Zexion covered his mouth.
"Why were you singing?" Kairi asked
"I have no idea"
Wakka thought for a moment. "Maybe it's the soup" he paused but suddenly broke into song.
With a gulp
With a grin
Get a wiggle on your chin
You can make things hum with a zum, zum, zum
Of the music in your soup
Everyone in the cafeteria stared at Wakka. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME YA?"
Period 6
Though out the rest of the day everyone who ate the soup broke into song but not just any kind of song but a Disney song, which made Demyx run for the hills.
English
"What is the largest word in the dictionary?" Mr. Rhapsodos asked.
Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
Roxas gave Sora a slap. "QUIT SINGING!!!"
"I didn't mean too" Sora pouted.
Roof top
"You know superior" Luxord said. "Sometimes I wonder why we even bother with the school"
"Well" Xemnas said, "It's all so-
When we're human again
only human again
Xemnas covered his mouth. "WHAT IN KINGDOM HEARTS WAS I SINGING?!!!"
"I believe you were singing a Disney song superior"
"Oh dear"
"What?"
"Poor No.9"
After school
Demyx crouched down in a corner and was rocking back and forth and burst into tears. "DDDDIIIIIIISSSSNNNNEEEEYYY!!!! SAVE ME ZEXY!!!!!"
"Something must have happened in the cafeteria at lunch!!" Kuri said with her usual suspicious voice.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!" Axel yelled.
"The demon sisters and I have been swapping tricks" Kuri grinned. "Now I'm going to get to the bottom of this!!" Kuri grabbed Axel and Zexion by the collar of their shirts and dragged them into the building.
Cafeteria 4pm
"That hurt" Axel whined as he rubbed the front of his neck.
"QUIT WHINING WE'VE GOT A CASE TO SOLVE!!!!" Kuri yelled.
"Some leader of the defence force you are" Zexion muttered under his breath.
"Sorry guys" Kuri said, "I'm actually a fan of Demyx"
"Oh"
Kuri looked towards the disgusting looking soup. "Who would want to eat that?"
"I like Friday's soup" Zexion pouted. "It has all sorts of surprises in it"
"For example, the school singing Disney songs?" Axel asked.
"Not true!!"
Kuri grabbed the left over soup, "let's examine it"
Science lab: 4: 25 pm
"Why are we in here?" Axel asked.
"So we can examine the soup, duh!!"
Suddenly a noise came from outside the almost fixed science lab. Kuri grabbed Axel and Zexion and hid behind a trash can.
Clean your mess
Clean your mess
You stupid kids are such damn pests
Axel, Zexion and Kuri peaked over the trash can.
"AURON?!" Zexion yelled.
"Oh hey there!" he waved.
"You're the janitor?"
"I'm atoning for my sins"
Axel sighed. "Couldn't you have found a better option?"
Auron shrugged "I need the munny" he answered as he continued to mop the floor.
Larxene, Roxas, Demyx: Hall. 4:30
"They couldn't have gotten too far" Demyx yelled trying to catch his breath.
"Well we're going to find them and go back to the castle" Larxene announced but then saw 100s of kids still at school. "DON'T YOU ALL HAVE HOMES??!!!!"
"Actually" Selphie explained. "We're all victims of the Disney singing disease that started spreading all over the school"
Demyx's eyes widened. "DISNEY!!!" Roxas whacked him on the back of his head.
"CALM DOWN!!!!"
Demyx ran away from his team and the students.
Drama room – 4:35 pm
"Did we have to stay back to practise?" Riku asked.
Xion shrugged. "Well, Mr. Rhapsodos ordered us to stay back and practise until we get it right. I think he must be peaking somewhere"
"I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Mansex barged in either" Riku laughed.
"Mansex?!" Xion laughed as well. "Where did that come from?" she asked wiping her tears of laughter off her face.
"Oh Sora found out that Xemnas is an anagram of Mansex" The two continued to laugh.
"OY!! PRACTISE THE KISSING SCENE ALREADY?!!" A mysterious voice yelled.
"Mr. Rhapsodos?" Xion asked.
"Um…no…this is… GOD! PRACTISE THAT SCENE OR ELSE I WILL…SMITE YOU!!!" Mr. Rhapsodos…I mean God yelled
"Okay?"
Demyx: running
Demyx was surrounded. There was no where to run from the Disney madness. He knew he had to go somewhere but that's when he saw the perfect place to hide
The Drama room
Demyx thought he was safe from all the Disney but then he saw something worse.
"GUYS!! GET A ROOM!!!"
Once again the kiss scene was interrupted.
"We already got a room; you're the one who barged in!!" Xion yelled from across the room.
"Demyx!! Leave this room at once, these two were about to get it on!!!" the mysterious voice yelled.
"Mr. Rhapsodos?"
"NO THIS IS GOD DAMNIT!!!"
Hall
"I wonder what's making them all sing." Larxene wondered while a bunch of kids were walking past singing…
What time is it?
Summertime
"HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL TOO?!" Zexion yelled.
"You're one to talk Mary Poppins" Roxas said.
Kuri ran up to them holding a piece of paper. "GUYS!! I FOUND OUT WHAT WAS IN THE SOUP?!!"
The organization members looked up to the defence force leader.
500g of Peas
1kg of chicken
2 litres of liquid Disney
4 litres of water
"Wait, hang on" Axel yelled. "DISNEY?!!!!"
"Who could've possibly put Disney in the soup?" Roxas asked
"There's only one person I know who experiments with things" Zexion said looking sadistic.
To be continued