N-E: hey guys! thnx for the reviews

Demyx: MAKE THE DISNEY SINGING PEOPLE GO AWAY!!!

Zexion: just eat those damn cookies!

Demyx: *munches on cookies*

Xion: you always tell people how much you love them for reviewing but you haven't even done a disclaimer

Larxene: SHORTIE'S RIGHT!!

N-E: okay! I don't own Kingdom Hearts coz if I did then Akuroku would most likely be cannon and so would Rion

Axel, Xion, Riku and Roxas: eh?

N-E: NOTHING!!

World that never was:

Roxas tried to open the door to Vexen's lab. "OH (shadow) IT'S LOCKED AND I CAN'T USE MY KEYBLADE BECAUSE THE SEAL IS KEYBLADE PROOF CAUSE TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT A LOCK"

Larxene looked at the wall and spotted… "Hey guys! I found a vent!!"

"That's great" Zexion said with no enthusiasm. "But we can't fit in there"

Larxene shrugged. "We need some one who's small and thin enough to fit in there" Everyone looked towards Xion.

Xion let out a heavy sigh. "I'll go" She opened the door to the vent and looked towards Axel and Roxas. "By the way, if I don't make it back, I just want you to know: I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!"

Axel and Roxas's eyes widened. "WHAT?!!"

"I mean c'mon. You guys are the only ones who 'truly understand each other"

"Just get into the damn vent shortie!!" Larxene yelled.

"Fine"

"oh and you'll need this" Zexion handed Xion a walkie talkie.

Xion slipped the walkie talkie in her pocket and climbed into the vent, looked up and yelled. "Oh you've got to be kidding!!" The vent was too high.

"Guys it's too tall!! I can't climb up!" she yelled into the walkie talkie.

Zexion sighed and held his Walkie Talkie close to his mouth. "Xion, you're about to get a dose of superman!"

"What?!"

The air vent started pumping up more air causing Xion to fly up the vent. She was screaming so loud the dusks perked up from below the castle wondering what that racket was. Eventually she reached the top but not the way she wanted to make it.

"ow! My head!" she yelped.

"QUIT COMPLAINING SHORTIE!!" Larxene yelled into Zexion's Walkie Talkie.

"okay, okay…whoa, PMS" Xion muttered under her breath.

Meanwhile

Demyx was crying under the table. "WHY WAS I LEFT TO BABY SIT THE DISNEY SINGING TEENAGERS??!!!!!"

Kuri, who was sitting next to him was eating the soup, "this isn't too bad"

Demyx's eyes widened and he hit the bowl of soup out of her hands. "THAT'S THE DISNEY SINGING SOUP!!"

"Well, there's nothing wrong with me" Kuri sighed. "you're so paranoid"

World that never was

"you know, we should come up with code names" Larxene Suggested. "I'll be Wonder Woman, Roxas can be Blondie, Axel can be hedge hog, Demyx can be Mullet, Zexion can be Emo and Xion can be shortie"

"Or how about Larxene can be 'a pain in the (shadow)" Xion suggested from the air vents.

"Or maybe Larxene can be antennae" Roxas smirked and the other guys nodded.

"Fine I'll be antennae" Larxene pouted.

Xion found an entrance to Vexens lab, kicked the opening to the vent and jumped into the room. She found all sorts of crazy experiments and formulas in there.

"Shortie to Emo! Shortie to Emo! I'm in"

Zexion sulked when he heard the word 'emo'. "okay now let us in"

"Roger!" Xion opened the door to the lab and was trampled by Larxene.

"GOOD JOB SHORT- Where are you?"

"Larxene" Xion muffled . "I'm on the floor"

Larxene laughed sheepishly. "I knew that"

Axel looked around the Lab. "wow! So much stuff in here!! There's a love potion, hate potion, homosexual potion, fluffy bunny potion, a recipe for the Disney singing potion, A superior to shojo manga overprotective father machine"

"hey that's it!" Zexion snatched the recipe off the shelf. "liquid Disney…blah! Blah! Blah! Best antidote…………lettuce?"

"well…let's go get some… lettuce…………got it uh…memorized?" Axel said sounding a bit confused.

Marluxia's garden

All they needed to do was steal some lettuce. They were so close to getting it but then…

'get out of my garden or you will be annihilated'

the lights flashed red and the plants were replaced with lasers.

"RUN!!!!!" Roxas yelled.

Demyx: roof top

Demyx was on the roof top screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!! GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!"

Larxene, Zexion and Roxas: back at school

"Did Marluxia have to have an alarm for his garden?" Larxene whined, "it would've made life easier if he didn't"

"this is Marluxia you're talking about" Zexion muttered.

"where do they keep the lettuce?" Roxas asked himself.

Axel and Xion: hall

While the others were looking for lettuce, Axel and Xion were looking for…

"Where did Demyx go?" Xion asked. Axel gave her a shrug and wandered off.

"EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!" a familiar voice yelled.

"oh c'mon man! This is an emergency, no time for that hate club (shadow)" Axel yelled in frustration and summoned his chakrams.

"weapons are not allowed in this school!" Tidus said but then smelt…burning. "AAAAAHHH-

I'm slippin' into the lava
And I'm tryin' to keep from going under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
'Cause I'm burnin' up
Burnin' up for you baby

"OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!!!" Tidus screamed and rolled on the floor like a maniac.

Axel and Xion stared at him blankly. "Jonas Brothers as well?"

"there you are!" two familiar voices yelled at the same time.

Axel and Xion turned around and saw Kuri and Riku holding a giant pot of soup.

"what's with the soup?" Axel asked. "isn't that poisonous?"

"It is but it tastes nice" Kuri smiled. "although it could use some more salt"

The 2 nobodies stared at Kuri oddly. "why were you looking for us again?"

"well…I was afraid you would've committed suicide off the roof top" Kuri said.

"that would be Demyx"

"Demyx?! I'M COMING SWEETHEART!!!" Kuri ran across the hall to the stairs, then to the Roof top.

"that girl scares me" Axel shivered. "and how about you spoon head?"

"well…1. it got lonely in the drama room 2. Mr. Rhapsodos was being a pain in the (assassin) and 3…" Riku placed his hands on Xion's shoulders and sang.

How long will I be waiting,
To be with you again

Axel gave him a good slap. "YOU ATE THE SOUP DIDN'T YOU?!!!!"

"maybe" Riku's eyes shifted and Axel gave him a glare. "Possibly" Axel glared even more. "ALRIGHT I WAS HUNGRY!!"

Demyx: Roof top

"I'M GONNA JUMP!!"

"NO DEMYX!!!" Kuri yelled as she leaped onto him but that was a pretty stupid idea seeing as they were now falling 20 ft from the roof top.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" they both took a deep breath "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

*splash*

There they were, soaking wet, in the swimming pool. "WOO!! I CAN ESCAPE!!" Demyx grabbed a surf board that seemed to materalize out of no where and made waves in the swimming pool. "dunununununununununununununun BATMAN- I MEAN DEMYX!!!"

Kuri watched as Demyx was surfing. "well…that was the strangest thing I've seen"

"DUNUNUNUNUNUNUN LOVELESS!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!!!!!!"

"the yaoi manga?"

"NO!!" Mr. Rhapsodos yelled.

Cafeteria

"found the lettuce" Larxene announced.

"good now we've got to get these kids to eat it" Roxas got out a blender.

After the lettuce was blended Roxas yelled. "HEY GUYS!! FREE SLUSHIES!!!!"

Everyone ran over to the exchange students collecting the blended lettuce and when they took a massive gulp they rubbed their tongues in disgust.

"DAT'S LETTUCE!!" Sora whined while holding his tongue.

"IT WORKED!!" Larxene yelled enthusiastically and hi-fived Roxas.

"This lettuce slushy is fowl" Zexion muttered.

"Least you're not singing Mary Poppins" Larxene smirked.

Axel, Xion, Riku and Kuri: Cafeteria

"DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!" Axel and Xion chanted. Kuri and Riku looked at the slushies in disgust but drank it eventually.

"this is gross!!" Riku yelled.

"least you're not singing spoon head!" Axel said.

"Couldn't there be a better solution?" Kuri whined.

"…not really" Xion answered. "but I think a little pay back is in order" she smirked.

The world that never was: Vexen's Lab

Vexen whistled down the hall that wasn't there before on his way to the lab. As soon as he opened the door he found…

"Why are you all looking at me like that?" he asked the 13 nobodies standing before him.

"GET HIM!!"

Zexion: there seems to be a lot of Vexen and Xemnas bashing in this fan fiction

N-E: meh, what are ya gonna do?