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Heartless hunt

Day 47

Xemnas and Xion: Castle that never was: 2 am

Xion was sound asleep until…

"Xion!" Xemnas sung, "Oh Xion! Wakey wakey! OY GET UP ALREADY!!!"

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THE MACARENA QUEEN MIMIC!!!" Xion yelled as she awoke. Xemnas raised an eyebrow. "Hey superior! It's 2 am why did you wake me up?" She asked while rubbing her eyes.

"you guys have been flunking"

"…and?"

"So I thought maybe you could hunt down Heartless at night so you can have a good education"

"superior… WE NEED SLEEP!!"

"but our goal is much more important than sleep deprivation"

"GO BACK TO BED!!!"

Suddenly the door creaked open. "hello there!" A familiar feminine voice came from just outside the room.

"h-h-h-h-h-hello Larxene" Xemnas said looking like he saw 2 ghosts in leotards.

"HOW DARE YOU WAKE US UP YOU SON OF A (berserker)!!!" Larxene yelled as she was on a rampage destroying the door, the curtains, the bed and the ceiling.

"QUIT DESTROYING MY STUFF!!!" Xion yelled as she summoned her keyblade and tackled Larxene.

Xemnas couldn't help but watch the chick fight. "GIRLS!! PLEASE!!! ACT LIKE CIVILISED LADIES WHO COOK AND CLEAN FOR THEIR HUSBANDS AND…"

Larxene and Xion stopped fighting and looked towards Xemnas. "I think I'll just go now"

2:30 am

Fourteen nobodies sat on their chairs looking very tired and angry. Some of them fell asleep on their chairs. Most of them couldn't be bothered changing into their coats so they were still wearing their pyjamas

"Now because we can't concentrate on acting like teachers or students and fighting heartless at the same time I have situated your missions for school at night time" Xemnas announced.

Everyone groaned.

"why are you all complaining, you want to be whole don't you?"

"we want to sleep too" Demyx whined.

"Just let us get our damn sleep and we'll all be happy" Axel groaned.

"Nobodies can't feel remember?" Xigbar said.

"well I guess since you're all complaining we just won't go to school during the day and go to school at night"

"But ever since we got to school I've felt like a real boy" Roxas said, "I get to do homework, laugh with my friends, hang out with friends and blow up things" Roxas smiled. "I'M GOING TO SCHOOL AND YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME!!"

Everyone stared at Roxas.

"I like school too" Demyx said. "I've never felt so loved and…and…I get to be in a band!"

"I like school as well" Xion said, "I have friends and…and…I'm a good actress and…all the crazy stuff that happens there"

"I love school" Axel said, "All the ladies there are hot"

"I thought Roxas was your soul mate" Xion said.

"…………be quiet will ya"

Xemnas sighed. "okay forget about the night trips. We'll try our best at school but since you're all up I thought we could do a little Heartless hunt" He put on a safari hat. "LET'S GO"

Hall: 3 am

Roxas, Xaldin and Demyx walked along the hall very slowly due to the fact they were still half asleep. Even if a heartless appeared they wouldn't be bothered attacking it.

"so…sleepy" Roxas slurred. "must…sleep…now"

"me…too" Xaldin slurred. "stupid…Xemnas and his…stupid little…safari hunt"

"let's…just…go…to…the…sickbay and…sleep" Demyx suggested. The other two agreed and followed Demyx.

Saix, Axel, Xemnas and Larxene: 3:05 am: Gym

Saix howled at the full moon.

"Will Saix ever be normal again?" Larxene asked.

"Well…Vexen's experiments usually last a long time and the Authoress finds it funny" Axel answered.

Damn straight I do

"who said that?!" Xemnas asked

um…GOD!!

"oh okay" Xemnas continued to look around the gym. "there has to be heartless somewhere"

Axel and Larxene how ever fell asleep on the chairs.

Vexen, Lexeaus, Zexion and Xion: Drama room: 3:04 am

All four of them yawned. "why does the Superior do this to us?" Lexeaus asked.

"because…he's a maniac. Look at him now! He has a teddy bear named Pooky, He cross dresses to cheer for us and when Riku's even close to Xion he freaks out" Zexion answered. "such a shame though" he smirked.

Lexeaus raised an eyebrow. "who's Riku?"

"the boy you gave CPR to on the swimming tryouts…y'know that day when you stole a boy's first kiss"

"oh that boy…HE CALLED ME THE HULK!!" Lexeaus whined and sat in the corner crying his eyes out. "I WANT POOKY BUT SUPERIOR STOLE IT!!"

Zexion laughed sheepishly before turning around only to see Vexen sleeping on the chair snoring loudly and saying some random stuff like "give me back my wallet vampire bunnies!"

"…well at least you haven't lost your sanity Xion"

"I…need…COFFEE!! RAWR!!"

"dear god, who gave her coffee?!" Zexion asked glaring at Lexeaus who was laughing sheepishly.

"YOU IDIOT!! YOU NEVER GIVE XION COFFEE!!!"

"why not? she looked so sleepy and adorable"

"because when she does, she has the same maturity level as a whiny little child"

"but what about Iced Coffee"

"she can have that but nothing else!!!"

Xigbar, Marluxia and Luxord: Hall

"You know we should add some flowers here!" Marluxia suggested, "It's so boring in here"

"well duh! It's a locker room! It's supposed to look boring!" Luxord said sounding a bit annoyed. Xigbar on the other hand decided to fool some boy by putting a note in his locker that said

Meet me in the locker room at 4pm if you wanna have some 'fun'

"BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Xigbar laughed and Luxord raised an eyebrow.

"give me the note…NOW!" Marluxia ordered.

"NO!" Xigbar yelled. Marluxia snatch the note out of his hands, read it then gave Xigbar a dirty look.

"you perverted old man!"

thump

"what was that?" Luxord asked.

Two large bodies came out from the door holding what appeared to be Underwear.

"ATTACK!!!" Xigbar yelled and the large bodies ran for it.

Roxas, Xaldin and Demyx: hall

"Where's the sick bay" Demyx asked.

"I dunno" Roxas answered.

"we were going to the Sick bay? I thought we where going to the sick bar?"

"what are you doing here?" asked a mysterious voice. Roxas, Xaldin and Demyx turned around and saw…

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!" They yelled.

Scarlet sighed. "Our Dad's the Principal and so we live near the school"

Neko appeared not long after Scarlet finished speaking. "hi guys!"

"go back to bed Neko!" Scarlet ordered.

"but I wanna play wif Axel" Neko whined talking with a lisp

"You need to sleep"

"fine!" Neko stormed off.

Scarlet sighed. "later!… strange Chinese people"

Xemnas, Larxene and Axel: Showers

"why are we in here again?" Axel asked.

"hello there" a mysterious voice came from behind them. Larxene, Axel and Xemnas turned around slowly and screamed like girls.

"DON'T YOU HAVE A HOME?!!" Larxene yelled to the Defence force leader.

"I knew something was up so I came here" Kuri explained taking a sip from her coffee cup.

"do you ever sleep?" Axel asked.

Kuri laughed. "crime never sleeps" She explained taking another sip from her coffee. "and neither do I!"

"explains the coffee addiction" Xemnas whispered to Axel and Larxene.

"crime never sleeps" She explained taking another sip from her coffee. "and neither do I!"

"um didn't you just say that?" Axel asked.

"crime never sleeps" She explained taking another sip from her coffee. "and neither do I!"

"what are you guys doing here?" Scarlet asked scaring the crap out of Xemnas.

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!!"

Scarlet pretended not to hear and she walked towards Kuri.

"Kuri aren't you supposed to be sleeping on the couch?"

"crime never sleeps" She explained taking another sip from her coffee. "and neither do I!"

Scarlet sighed and looked into her cup. "no wonder she's on repeat. She's drinking decaf" Scarlet snatched the coffee away from Kuri who hissed at Scarlet. "Let's get you some espresso"

Kuri smiled and followed Scarlet out of the showers like a puppy. "by the way why is Cobalt still attached to your arm?" Kuri asked pointing at the sleeping boy.

"Dad hasn't un-chained us yet and Cobalt's a very heavy sleeper" she said dragging Cobalt across the floor and the only word that came out of Cobalt's mouth was "oww" while he was still asleep.

Vexen, Lexeaus, Zexion and Xion: drama room

"no Xion! Coffee is bad!" Zexion explained.

"I WANT COFFEE!!!" Xion whined like a little child in a shopping district during December.

"but you can't have coffee"

"I WANT COFFEE AND I WANT IT NOW!!" She pouted.

"That cute pout may work on some people but it doesn't work on me!"

Xion started crying and then threw a temper tantrum.

Lexeaus groaned. "Zexion! Just give her the damn coffee already! she's driving me nuts!"

Zexion looked at Lexeaus, then at Xion, then at Vexen who was screaming 'HHHYYAAAA!!! TAKE THAT VAMPIRE BUNNIES!!' then back at Lexeaus. "okay I'll get your coffee"

Coffee machine

"Decaf, Espresso, cappuccino, black coffee, java or white coffee?" Zexion asked.

"hmm…Cappuccino!"

"what are you guys doing here?" Scarlet asked.

"DON'T YOU GUYS SLEEP?!!" Zexion yelled.

"Crime never sleeps" Kuri said. "and neither do I"

Scarlet sighed. "Someone's on repeat, why are you guys here anyway?"

Zexion looked at Scarlet, then at Cobalt, then at Kuri and then to Xion watching the coffee being made right before her huge puppy eyes. "…pixie hunting"

"You said there's no such thing as pixies!" Xion yelled.

"No I said there's no such thing as fairies"

Xion gasped. "everybody clap!!" She marched through the cafeteria clapping.

Scarlet stared at her awkwardly. "I thought Xion was sane and mature"

"not while she has her tiny little hands on coffee"

Xigbar, Marluxia and Luxord: hall

The large bodies stormed across the hallway.

"COME BACK HERE!!!" Xigbar yelled.

"you could always use your guns?" Luxord suggested.

Xigbar paused. "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME UP WITH THAT SOONER?!!"

Luxord sighed. "I've said that 5 times while we were chasing them!!"

"you have?"

Luxord face palmed. "JUST SHOOT THE HEARTLESS ALREADY!!"

Marluxia ran towards them "It's alright! I destroyed them while you two were arguing!"

Xemnas and Saix: gym

Xemnas looked at the heartless detector v 7.89. "looks like the only two heartless were destroyed. Let's go back to headquarters" Xemnas turned around and saw Saix carrying 2 pairs of underwear. "oh boy"

Castle that never was: 7 am

Roxas walked into his room and collapsed onto his bed. "ah it's nice to be going back to sleep" he thought as he shut his eyes hoping to have a nice sleep.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Roxas Groaned "IT'S 7!! AW (Shadow)!"

Lunch: Cafeteria

The six nobodies were fast asleep resting their heads on the table and the staff members on the other table were doing the same thing.

"these exchange students are weird ya" Wakka said.

End