We all scream for ice cream
Day 80
"oh, Cobalt" Scarlet said with an unusually shojo twinkle in her eye. "we shall be bffs"
"yeah!" Cobalt agreed. "and maybe even more" Scarlet gave him a glare.
The six nobodies plus friends stared at Scarlet and Cobalt. "what are they doing?" Kairi asked.
"seems as though they want to get out of the hand cuffs" Kuri said and took a sip out of her espresso. "though with their terrible acting I'm not so sure they'll be able to get out. Poor kids"
Sephiroth walked towards them holding his sword and sliced the chain of the handcuffs. "Glad to know you have learnt your lesson" Sephiroth smiled and walked away, as soon as he was gone they both sighed with relief.
"OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!" Scarlet yelled in joy.
"wait how did you guys get to sleep?" Yuna asked.
"what do you think we did?" Cobalt smirked which sent chills up everyone's spine and blushes on everyone's face. Scarlet gave him a slap.
"WE DID NOTHING! I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR DAYS!!!!"
Kuri smiled. "join the club I haven't slept in a year"
Everyone raised an eyebrow. "that's not very healthy ya" Wakka said.
"what ever"
"you notice something?" Zexion said, "Roxas and Xion have been in the same position and haven't moved once…not even their mouths"
Everyone looked towards Roxas and Xion who just sat there not changing their facial expression at all. "don't be shy guys!" Axel said and poked Roxas but he fell over, he still stayed in that same position. Axel screamed like a girl.
"ROXAS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YA?!!!"
"wait a minute!" Rikku looked at Roxas and Xion. "THEY'RE NOT THE REAL ROXAS AND XION!! THEY'RE CARDBOARD!!!"
Kuri sprung up from her chair and ran towards the cardboard Roxas shaking it back and forth. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ROXAS AND XION!!! TALK MISTER!!!"
"I'm sitting on a table full of idiots" Paine mumbled.
"hey there's a note at the back" Riku looked behind cardboard Xion and read the note.
Dear friends,
Roxas and I have been kidnapped by some mob known as the Gelato Family. Don't ask me where I found the time to write this just hurry up and save us
Xion
"the gelato family?" Neko questioned. "weren't they the ones who sent me a whole tank of ice cream"
"yes they were" Scarlet said, "Those idiots don't even know what we look like"
Xion and Roxas: in a giant freezer
Roxas and Xion were tied up to chairs facing away from eachother. "So…Cold" Xion said slowly.
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!" Roxas yelled. "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Xion kicked him in the back of his calves. "CALM DOWN!!"
"Now now Xion! don't panic now"
"I'm not panicking"
"It's okay to be scared"
"Roxas?"
"There's nothing to worry about just stay calm"
"Roxas?!"
"OH FOR GODS SAKES XION BE CALM WILL YA!!!" Xion kicked him in the back of his calves again.
Suddenly a tall fat man with no hair at all walked into the freezer wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of shorts. He didn't seem cold at all.
"Aren't you cold?" Roxas asked.
"the gelato family never gets cold!" The man yelled. "but if you guys are freezing put on these!" he threw two Hawaiian shirts towards the nobodies.
"what's with the Hawaiian shirts?" Roxas asked.
The bald man leant towards Roxas and Xion. "the boss is obsessed with Hawaiian stuff"
The door opened again revealing two shorter men wearing the same thing the bald man was wearing. "bring them in McKenzie!" one of them said.
"Sorbei wants to see them" the other one said.
"okay!" McKenzie untied Roxas and Xion and took them out of the freezer to see Sorbei.
Axel, Larxene, Zexion, Demyx, Kuri, Paine, Yuna, Rikku Scarlet and Neko: Library
"this means war!" Scarlet said looking scarier than usual.
"DOES THAT MEAN WE GET TO TEST OUT OUR BATTLE SUITS?!" Neko asked. Larxene, Axel, Zexion, Kuri, Paine, Yuna, Rikku and Demyx looked at the Demon Sisters with confused looks. "battle suits?"
"yes Neko! That means we get to test out our battle suits"
Scarlet removed the big book on boring stuff, encyclopaedia of earwax, the emo bunny and a whole shelf of books. A keyboard appeared and Scarlet played the mission impossible theme.
Dunanan
Dunanan
Dunanan
Neko played the last two keys
Nanan
The bookcase disappeared into the floor and revealed. "kay guys! hop into the elevator!"
Everyone else stared at the elevator "ELEVATOR?!"
Xion and Roxas: with the Gelato Family
Xion and Roxas walked into the office. The room was dark and cold. The only light came from the sunlight from outside two tiny windows. The man named Sorbei was facing away from them.
"So Demon sisters" Sorbei turned around on his desk chair. "we meet at last"
Roxas and Xion's eyes widened. "WE'RE NOT THE DEMON SISTERS!!" Xion yelled.
"I'M A DUDE!" Roxas yelled.
"but you look so adorable"
Roxas frowned. "not the response I had in mind" He thought.
"LOUIE!! JOEY!! YOU BROUGHT ME THE WRONG GUYS!!!"
"but boss! they look like the type to blow up stuff"
"They're just kids!! AND ONE'S A BOY"
Louie looked at Xion. "but she could be one of the demon sisters boss…she's a girl"
"I WILL NEVER BE AS CRAZY AND PSYCHOTIC AS SCARLET AND NEKO!!"
Sorbei looked interested. "So you know the Demon sisters, in that case we'll keep you hostage so we can lure the real Demon sisters over here"
Demon sisters basement
The elevator stopped and the Demon sisters walked out of the elevator normally but the others struggled to stand up. "oh did we warn you that this would be fast?" Neko asked.
"no…you didn't" Axel and Demyx said and collapsed on the floor.
Everyone else stared at the room below the stairs. "w-w-w-w-what's this?!!" Zexion stuttered. The place they had arrived at was a huge underground cavern with gadgets and gizmos galore.
"our basement" Scarlet responded.
"THAT'S YOUR BASEMENT?!!" the 4 nobodies yelled.
"well actually it's our basement's basement"
Kuri raised an eyebrow but then spotted. "OH! EM! GEE! IS T-T-THAT THE S-S-S-SPY DETECTER VERSION 6.5 thousand"
"yeah," Scarlet shrugged. "The yakuza gave this to us as tribute and we're about to get version 7 in"
"that's still in the making" Kuri's jaw dropped. "The prototype hasn't even been revealed to the public yet."
"so they say," she gave a dark menacing smirk. "Now Neko!! To the battle suit changer!!"
Neko raised an eyebrow.
"just… get behind the curtains"
"okay!"
Xion and Roxas: Tied up again
McKenzie was supposed to watch the hostages in case they try to escape but he wanted to make some new friends so he told them some horrible jokes. Xion and Roxas stayed quiet for a while.
"There were three boys, One was named Manners, the second one was named shut up and the third one was named (shadow). One day (shadow) fell over and Manners tried to help him up, so then the policeman drives by and asked shut up 'What is your name?' 'Shut Up' 'What is your name?' 'Shut Up' 'HAVE YOU NO MANNERS!' 'yeah! He's over there picking up (shadow)" McKenzie laughed. "wasn't that funny!"
Xion and Roxas stared at McKenzie in silence. The only noise that was heard was the crickets.
"okay how about this: A Panda walked into a bar one day and ordered food. The bartender gave him the food and 10 minutes later he asked the Panda for the bill and the Panda gets out a gun, shoots the bartender and leaves. A few days the Bartender confronts the Panda and asks "why did you shoot me?" "I'm a Panda, look me up on the dictionary" so the bartender goes home and looks up Panda. "Pandas: Eats shoots and leaves" McKenzie laughed.
Xion and Roxas continued staring at McKenzie
"c'mon! there must be something that'll make you laugh!!"
"we don't have any emotions" Xion answered.
"OH YOU POOR THINGS!!" McKenzie said. "give me a hug!"
"we can't" Roxas said, "we're tied up"
"oh you poor things! I'll just untie the rope and we can get ice cream"
"what an idiot" they thought.
Basement
Neko appeared out of the curtain in her pink battle suit with a tail that has missiles, ears that hear like a bat, claws coming out of the hands and a hello kitty sign at the front.
"hello kitty makes battle suits now?" Larxene asked.
"didn't you know that? They do tanks and machine guns too."
Scarlet appeared out of the curtain wearing a light weight armour, with a pair of boosters on the boots and carrying a long sword that sparked with electricity, there were several types of explosive attached to her belt and she was wearing a skin tight out fit (imagine Lara Croft's gear in Cradle of Life.) "I prefer traditional fighting"
"It's a shame you don't have your own weapons" Neko said. "you can borrow some of our stuff."
Axel, Demyx, Larxene and Zexion walked away from Kuri, Yuna, Paine, Rikku, Scarlet and Neko, summoned their weapons and came back.
"we never ordered those chakrams" Scarlet said.
"um…they came from the back"
"and we never ordered those kunai"
"um…also from the back"
Scarlet and Neko shrugged. "LET'S GO!!"
Ice Cream factory
"do ya think the boss will drown them in ice cream?" Joey asked.
"what do ya think? He always drowns his enemies in ice cream?" Louie replied
From above
Neko sighed happily. "what a way to go"
She received awkward stares from the others.
"Wow! I've never been to an ice cream factory before! Let alone a mafia owned ice cream factory" Rikku said.
"wouldn't you rather go to willy wonka's chocolate factory?" Paine asked. "at least that's not owned by the mafia"
Scarlet sighed. "boy you guys need to get up to date with these things. It went under mafia control like a decade ago."
From below
"hey guys?!" Joey and Louie turned around."can I give these kids ice cream?" McKenzie asked.
"Kids?" Roxas and Xion thought.
"McKenzie?! THOSE ARE OUR HOSTAGES NOT OUR GUESTS?!!!" Louie yelled
"b-b-b-b-but! They're so cute!!!"
"CUTE?!"
"no McKenzie we're not giving them Ice cream or keeping them" Joey said. "besides the boss will most likely drown them in ice cream"
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!"
Everyone turned around and saw.
"NEKO!! YOU IDIOT!!" Axel yelled from above.
Larxene whacked Axel on the back of his head but got a sore hand from his spiky hair. "YOU IDIOT YOU BLEW OUR COVER!!!"
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!" Louie yelled.
The defence force jumped down from above. "WE'RE THE EXCHANGE STUDENT DEFENCE FORCE!!" Kuri, Yuna and Rikku yelled as they posed while Paine just stood next to them.
Joey, Louie and McKenzie looked at the defence force, then at the hostages and back to the defence force.
"These are the exchange students from The Land of dragons?" They stared at Xion and Roxas. "they don't look Chinese" McKenzie commented.
"why does everyone say that?!" Demyx asked from above.
"Defence force is very small! What kind of force is that"
"The defence force is an elite group of fan girls who defend the exchange students from any harm" Scarlet said.
"and who are you?"
Scarlet grabbed Neko's arm. "we're the demon sisters!" they yelled. Scarlet drew out her electric sword and Neko spiked up her missile tail, "in battle suits!"
"D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DEMON SISTERS!!!"
"that's right, you've been messing with our friends and we're not very happy" Neko gave them a dark menacing look.
Once again the following scenes are too violent to be shown on this fan fiction let's see what the hate club is up to:
"Our enemies have disappeared for today" Tidus said. "so let's just sit down and jot down some notes."
The door to the janitors closet opened. "hey kids!" Auron said, "I'm here for the rent and could you pass me a mop and a bucket some kid threw up in the toilets"
Leon sighed and gave Auron 500 munny, a mop and a bucket.
"thanks guys!" and Auron in a very un-Auron like way, counting his munny with a grin on his face. "my debt shall be paid soon"
and we're back
Joey and Louie were on the ground with lots of bruises, scars and there was a lot of blood on the ground
"JOEY!! LOUIE!! SPEAK TO ME!!!" McKenzie cried.
"well job's done!" Scarlet said, "let's go back"
"what about me?" Sorbei said from behind them, ice cream in hand.
Scarlet rushed to him with her sword landing right next to his throat. "you and I need to have a talk" she said evilly and took Sorbei to the next room
after school
"well that was interesting" Zexion said,
"didn't know my favourite ice cream was made by the mafia" Roxas said.
"HI!!" a strange but familiar voice came from behind the nobodies.
"McKenzie?!"
"I came here to give you guys your ice cream" he passed an ice cream cone to Roxas. "hey where's the girl?"
Locker room
"could this day get any worse" Xion muttered under her breath while she tried to open the door to her locker. "huh?" The door wouldn't open. "oh great!" She tried pulling the door, kicking it and even punching it.
"Xion?!"
She turned around and saw Riku looking like he saw ghosts in go-go boots and he was as red as a cherry.
"oh hey Riku!" Xion said while kicking her locker in frustration.
"wait…did you give me this note?"
Xion looked towards Riku raising an eyebrow. "what note?" Riku passed it to her and her eyes widened
Meet me in the locker room at 4pm if you wanna have some 'fun'
"EEEEEHHHHHH???!!!!!!!"