N-E: here's an actual chapter of SMHS

Larxene: bout time!!

N-E: SHUT UP!! *throws a TV at Larxene* Anyway I looked at my reviews and I have more than 100 O_O geez I didn't think it'd get that many reviews. I hope you enjoy this chapter and thank you for all your reviews

Day 96

The members of the Organization were planning to go back to their regular routine for the weekend which was collecting hearts until the sun went down. Fortunately for today Xemnas has let them go to the beach for the weekend on Destiny Islands to relax and have fun.

Though shopping for beach gear isn't exactly the best thing the organization has ever done.

Surfside on Destiny Islands: 11 am

"I want to buy these trunks!" Demyx held out a pair of blue Hawaiian trunks to the Superior.

"to expensive!" Xemnas said.

"How about this?" Xion held out a dark blue bikini

"WOMEN SHOULD NOT EXPOSE THAT MUCH SKIN!!!"

"how come Larxene gets to wear one?"

"because she's a (dusk) now get this instead" He gave Xion a one-piece instead which didn't look too bad but it wasn't as nice as the bikini.

Larxene punched Xemnas across the store and he landed in the surfboard section. "DON'T CALL ME A (dusk) YOU SISSY!!"

Xemnas emerged from the pile of surfboards. "Xigbar, can you pay for the items?" He gave his wallet to Xigbar who was holding a surfboard.

"hey! I'm going surfing ya!"

"you've been hanging out with that Wakka kid haven't you?" Xemnas asked.

"he's cool!"

Larxene nudged Xion, "hey if you don't want to wear that one piece wear this" She shoved an aqua blue tankini in her hands and took the one piece out of her hands , "It's decent so then Xemnas won't freak out but it's not so decent so them you can get a certain boy's attention" she explained with a wink.

"what boy?"

"y'know that boy" She said and winked again.

"can you stop winking?" Xion asked sounding a little annoyed.

"sure!" Larxene said and winked once more but received a glare from Xion.

Beach: 12 pm

The beach was crowded.

"nice, quiet and peaceful…yeah right!" Axel mumbled.

"AXEL?!!!"

Axel turned around slowly and his expression changed from bored to surprised. "DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU STALKING US??!!!"

"we're not stalking you" Sora said, "we were heading to the beach ourselves, hey nice trunks"

Axel sighed. The other nobodies noticed that their slightly sane friends were on the beach.

"oh so the rest of your family are here" Kairi said. "HI GUYS!"

Everyone besides Roxas, Demyx and Xion moved away.

"what's wrong with them?"

"they think you're a (berserker)" Selphie mumbled.

"huh?!"

"NOTHING!"

"heeeyyy Mullet! Blonday! Shawtay! Spikay! What's up ya?!" Wakka yelled.

Xion sighed. "why must I be shortie or shawtay?!"

Riku wasn't very happy either. "I told you I didn't want to go to the beach today, why did you guys drag me out here?!"

Xion's cheeks flushed. She'd been trying to avoid him ever since that incident but he seems to always be there.

Flash back

"Xion?!"

She turned around and saw Riku looking like he saw ghosts in go-go boots and he was as red as a cherry.

"oh hey Riku!" Xion said while kicking her locker in frustration.

"wait…did you give me this note?"

Xion looked towards Riku raising an eyebrow. "what note?" Riku passed it to her and her eyes widened

"Meet me in the locker room at 4pm if you wanna have some 'fun'"

"EEEEEHHHHHH???!!!!!!!" Xion screamed. "It's not like that at all! I mean I really like you but"

"You really like me?" Riku smirked.

"Yes…I mean no…I mean…uuuhh!" Xion turned away with her face as red as a cherry. "I didn't give you that note by the way"

"Okay, I believe you. Must be some prank" Riku sighed. He threw the note in the bin and left the locker room. Xion hit her head on her locker door.

"I'm such an idiot!"

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"Because it's a nice sunny day and the exchange students are here too!" Sora explained pointing at Axel, Roxas, Xion and Demyx. "And also your fan club/ exchange student hate club girls wanted to see you shirtless!"

"huh?!!" Riku panicked.

Dozens of girls fainted, had a nosebleed, had a seizure or just took a photo…it lasts longer, though most of the girls took photos of Axel, Demyx and Roxas.

"oh and the exchange student fan club are here as well"

"great we're just here for fan service" Axel mumbled.

"SURFS UP!!!" Demyx screamed, stole Xigbar's surfboard and hit the waves.

"well we didn't come here to be miserable so lets go!" Kairi suggested.

1 pm

Demyx continued surfing all day. "GIVE ME BACK MY SURFBOARD" Xigbar yelled from the shore. "YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CAN'T YOU!!"

"sshhh!! They're not supposed to know that! WOOOHOOO!!"

Axel, Roxas and Riku: shore

"running away from fan girls is tiring" Riku said,

Axel grinned. "but they're after my hot body!" he posed but then a wave knocked him over. "so…weak!"

"what's the big deal? It's just water" Riku said. Axel hissed and ran far away from the ocean.

Riku looked at Roxas who just gave him a shrug.

"good afternoon gentlemen"

Riku and Roxas looked like they saw a ghost modelling for boys gone wild. "WHY DO YOU KEEP POPPING OUT OF NO WHERE?!!!"

Scarlet smirked. She was wearing a black bikini with little red dynamite cherries making a pattern. "We're here for the blitz ball match, Hate club vs. Defence force"

Suddenly The defence force ran out of the water and was in their usual poses…in bikinis. Not so far away Tidus had a nose bleed. Roxas sighed happily. "curse you passions of youth"

"HEY DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR MAN!!" Xion yelled from across the beach.

"…I'M NOT GAY XION!!!"

"SURE YOUR NOT!!"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING?!!"

"I HAVE NO IDEA!!" Xion ran over to the boys. "hey where's Axel?"

"a little kitty got his paws wet" Riku said with a smirk but as soon as he looked towards Xion his face flushed and he looked away. "Nice swimsuit"

"um…thanks you?" Xion said sounding a little embarrased but then she just brushed off that comment

"Excuse me! We have children here!" Roxas said as he dragged Neko away from the near by ice cream stand. Neko was in a pink hello kitty one piece.

"HEY I DIDN'T GET MY ICE CREAM" she whined.

2 pm: Volleyball

"hey! Larxene, Xion wanna play volleyball?" Selphie asked

"sure!" Larxene said,

"volleyball?"

Sephie sighed, "y'know, that sport where you hit the ball over the net"

Xion shook her head.

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VOLLEYBALL IS?!!"

"Selphie" Larxene said, "she was to young to remember what Volleyball is" she sounded so dramatic that Zexion's face met his palm.

"ooh! Try it out it'll be fun" Selphie grabbed Xion's wrist and dragged her to where Kairi, Neko, Yuna, Paine, Rikku, Kuri and Scarlet were. All of the other girls wore bikinis except for Neko.

Cobalt, Roxas, Riku, Inu and Axel: behind the paupu tree

"hey man!" Roxas waved to Cobalt and Inu. Both were pointing binoculars to the group.

"SHHHHHH!!" Cobalt fixed his binoculars on a certain group of girls. He had a tissue up his nose to prevent an oncoming nose bleed. "oh this is why I love the beach. Look at that bust on Scarlet" he smirked. (As previously explained Scarlet's a D cup)

"you're spying on them?!" Riku yelled.

"SSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Inu fixed his binoculars on another group of girls. "ah! Mary Sue! She's so perfect!"

The three boys raised an eyebrow.

"well if you wanted to spy on them I have more pairs of binoculars in my bag" Inu said. Chucking a carry bag in their direction.

"I would never sink so low as to…as…hey is that Yuna in a bikini?" Axel said slightly distracted.

"it sure is!" Cobalt said. Though he still was ogling Scarlet's chest.

"AXEL GROW SOME BACK BONE!!" Roxas pouted. "AND PRIDE MAN!"

A dark aura sprung up from behind them.

"ARE YOU STARING AT MY DAUGHTER??!!!!" Xemnas yelled from behind.

Cobalt flinched. "Which one? The Blonde one or the Raven haired one"

"Raven haired!!"

"No way! She's as flat as a board!" he smirked." I'm looking at Scarlet" Cobalt pointed towards Scarlet.

Xemnas grabbed the binoculars off Cobalt. His eyes popped out of his skull. "Whoa! Look at the bust on that one"

Suddenly a volley ball hit Xemnas right in the face leaving two dents around the eyes where Xemnas saw through the binoculars. He looked like Harry Potter without the rims or the scar.

"Scarlet" Yuna said on the sand when the ball came rolling back, "That doesn't count as a point"

"oh don't worry" Scarlet gave her a menacing smile. "I knew where my target was"

With the other members

"HELP!!" Xigbar yelled from not so far into the sea. "I'M DROWNING!!"

"OH NO!" Xaldin yelled, "WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM!"

"Oh look!" Marluxia pointed, "it's the life savers"

The life savers ran very very slowly towards Xigbar. It took about 20 minutes just to get to the water.

"You know what!" Vexen said, "these guys are taking too long"

"LEXEAUS!!!" Luxord yelled. Lexeaus was there right away.

"YES!"

"Go save Xigbar!"

Lexeaus pushed past the lifesavers who fell into the water very slowly. He fought the waves as he went through the sea like a torpedo and came to Xigbar's rescue.

"oh no! He'll need the kiss of life!!" Marluxia squealed.

"No need" Lexeaus said calmly. He hit Xigbar's chest and all the water he swallowed came out like a fountain. "We've got to get him to hospital!"

"Why? He's breathing perfectly!" Xaldin said looking at Xigbar checking out the ladies in their swimsuits.

"I may have broken a few ribs" Lexeaus muttered distinctively

5 pm: Destiny Islands Seaside hotel

The sun was starting to set and families started to go home. Xemnas booked 4 hotel rooms for the Organization.

Xaldin, Luxord, Xemnas and Saix: Room No. 24

"now! Now! Saix! Don't rip up the pillow!" Xemnas told the rabid dog but Saix jumped onto the bed. "NO SAIX! DOWN!!" Xemnas ordered. Saix ripped up the pillow on Xemnas's bed. "aw (shadow)"

"Can you keep it down!" Luxord yelled. "We're trying to play a game here"

"got any 2s?" Xaldin asked.

"go fish!"

Vexen, Zexion, Lexeaus and Marluxia: Room No. 25

Zexion sat on his bed trying to read "The tales of Beedle The Bard" but he was constantly interrupted by Vexen and Marluxia

"I WANT TO BE NEXT TO THE WINDOW!!" Marluxia whined.

"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!!"

"Lexeaus?" Zexion asked, "Can you shut them up"

"Sure thing" Lexeaus grinned and cracked his knuckles.

Larxene and Xion: room 26

The only women in the Organization got to share a room.

"I wonder if any of those sick old men will spy on us?" Larxene asked.

"With drill sergeant Mansex around, I don't think so"

Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar: Room No. 27

As soon as Xigbar got back from the hospital he went into his Room only to find.

"THREE LITTLE NOBODIES JUMPING ON THE BED! ONE FELL OFF AND BUMPED HIS HEAD!!" Demyx fell off the bed and bumped his head by accident.

"ow that hurts! Xigbar I got an owie"

Xigbar sighed. "Great! I'm baby sitting"

Hall way

"we better get to the Bath house before it gets to crowded" Larxene suggested.

Xion nodded and gave her a wide grin before bumping into another guest. "oh! Sorry about that!"

"it's okay! …XION?!"

Xion recognised that voice. "Riku?! What are you doing here?!" She slightly blushed when she realised she was just wearing a bathrobe and carrying a towel.

Larxene grabbed the collar of his shirt. "You're stalking Shortie! Aren't you??!!!"

"What?! No! We're staying at this hotel as well"

Pool

"EXCHANGE STUDENTS?!!!" Tidus yelled in shock

"Please!…………… We're transfer students now!" Axel yelled.

"CANNON BALL!!" Demyx yelled. His cannon ball caused Mary Sue and the other hate club girls to get soaked.

"This is why I joined the Hate club!" Mary yelled.

Inu sighed "she like a goddess"

"I thought you weren't like your brother" Kuri said.

"……be quiet will ya"

Hall

"What are you doing here?" Riku asked,

"Well, Xemnas planned a weekend vacation to the beach, didn't know you guys would be here" Larxene groaned.

"how about you?" Xion asked.

"Sora, Kairi, Selphie, Wakka and I are here to see the blitz ball match"

"DUDE! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DATE HER?!!" Larxene whispered into Riku's ear

Suddenly a dark evil aura came from behind.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTERS!!!" Xemnas yelled.

"WE'RE NOT YOUR DAUGHTERS SISSY!!" Larxene yelled.

"I better go" Xion said ran to the bath house.

"I see why you don't date Xion; with that guy around I wouldn't date Xion" Riku raised and Eyebrow. "If I was a dude that is" she waved good bye and caught up with Xion, which left poor Riku standing in the hallway looking confused.

"Are all Chinese people weird?"

Wakka looked up from his sandwich…don't as why he had one.

"Well ya, ya!"

N-E: that is the end of this chapter but don't worry the next chapter has the blitz ball match between the Defence force and the Hate club

Zexion: all this because you blew up the science lab

Demyx: THAT WAS ALL AXEL'S FAULT!!!

N-E: until next time on Secret mission: High school

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