Disclaimer: I don't own Petshop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: Language
Title: Pumpkin Patrol
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #127 – 'Autumn'
PUMPKIN PATROL
"Detective, what are you doing behind those bushes?"
"Shh!" Leon hissed as D crouched beside him. "This is the only house those little shits haven't hit yet. And I'm going to teach them a lesson."
"I don't think-"
Leon cupped his hand over D's mouth, silencing him as the sound of juvenile laughter drifted closer.
"Hey, we missed one! Let's break it!"
"Pumpkin patrol!" Leon roared, exploding from behind the bush, "Freeze, assholes!"
Screaming, the teenagers scattered, their stolen loot forgotten.
"That wasn't very nice, Detective." D admonished, hiding his smile.
"Maybe not," Leon smirked, "but it sure was fun."
THE END