N-E: thanks for all your reviews and here's the next chapter. I hope u enjoy it

Day 110

World that never was

Xion angrily stormed down the hall. "Why do I live with these morons?" She was so angry she didn't even notice that there was a rabbit hole in the hall and Xion fell in. "SAIX!! HAVE YOU BEEN DIGGING HOLES AGAIN?!!! AAAAHHHH!!"

Wonderland?

Xion rubbed her head. "ow! My head" She looked around and asked herself. "Where am I?" There she was in a strange house at the bottom of the hole she fell through.

"Oh God! I'm going to be late!!" A familiar voice yelled.

"Riku!"

Riku looked a bit different. He wore a red coat, he had rabbit ears and he was carrying a watch he also had an extremely adorable fluffy tail.

"Huh? How did you know my name?" Riku asked

"Don't you recognise me?" She asked.

"I don't… but" He leaned closer to Xion. "You are by far the strangest yet cutest rabbit I've ever met"

"Rabbit? I'm not a Rabbit!" She looked up and saw... "OH MY GOD YOU HAVE RABBIT EARS!!!"

"Well duh! I'm a white rabbit" He looked at his watch. "Oh (Heartless) I'm going to be late!"

"Wait up!" She yelled to the Riku-Rabbit. "I don't know where I am" She followed Riku around the rabbit hole until he ran through a tiny door. "Huh? How did Riku get so small?" she glanced at a bottle with a note tied around it saying "Drink me" and a small key on the glass table. She grabbed both of them and unlocked the tiny door. She groaned when she realised that she couldn't fit in the small passage, if only she were smaller. "Boy I'm thirsty" She said to herself and without thinking took a gulp. She became smaller and smaller until she was 10 inches tall.

"Hey! Now Larxene's going to call me…mini shortie…ah crap"

World that never was

Roxas knocked on Xion's door. "Xion! Are you in there?" He knocked again. "Are you ignoring me because I ate the last ice cream? Sorry about that" there was still no response. "SUPERIOR!! XION'S IGNORING ME!!"

"XION! STOP IGNORING ROXAS!!"

Roxas opened the door. "YEAH QUIT IGNORING ME…oh…you're not there…OH NO!!! SHE'S RUN AWAY………AGAIN!!!"

Wonderland

"Now I can fit through the door!" she yelled in pride. "oh yeah I need the key!" She looked around for the key but realised that it was on the table. "ah crap!" she yelled.

"you could try eating that cake" A familiar voice said.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!!" Xion yelled.

"That's not a way to greet strangers" Scarlet said looking up from her Alice in Wonderland book. "I'm Scarlet by the way"

Xion felt a twitch in her eye. "forget that key!" Xion summoned her keyblade and a beam of light unlocked the door.

"wow…is that some kind of new high tech key shaped laser?" she said flipping the page.

"…never mind"

Xion walked through the door but then a river of salty water knocked her right off her feet and she was in for a ride.

Meanwhile

"MY DARLING DAUGHTER HAS RUN AWAY AGAIN??!!" Xemnas yelled.

"Superior…she's not your daughter" Axel said.

"Not biologically!!!" Xemnas yelled. "I knew she'd run away with that spoon head!!"

"Calm down superior!" Roxas said but burst into tears. "XION'S ALL ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!"

Larxene gave Roxas a slap. "SHUT UP BLONDIE!! We just need to look for her in various worlds, in fact where does Riku live…they better not be getting it-"

"She still has her innocence…SHE STILL HAS HER INNOCENCE!!!" Xemnas repeated to himself while Roxas once again burst into tears.

"I'm sorry Superior" Larxene placed a hand on his shoulder. "I don't think she's a virgin anymore"

Xemnas in a mind theatre

"hey dad!" Xion waved.

"Hello my daughter…how are you?" Xemnas asked with a smile.

"Guess what? You're going to be a grandpa. I'm having a baby" she said with a cheerful smile on her face.

In reality

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Xemnas burst into tears.

"The superior is such a perverted overprotective father" Axel whispered in Larxene's ear.

"tell me about it"

Wonderland

Poor Xion was floating in the sea. "and here I thought things couldn't get worse" Xion sighed.

Suddenly a flash of orange came from the distance. It was Wakka, in the middle of the sea, swimming towards her. "EY!!! what's a girl like you doing in the middle of the sea of tears ya?"

"sea of tears?"

"yeah these tears come from some girl named…Xion I think?"

"I'm Xion!!…I didn't think I would cry so much that it could make a sea"

"you should stop watching those soap opera re-runs ya!"

"NEVER!!"

Wakka sweat-dropped. "we better get out of here! The piranhas are coming ya!"

Xion looked around. "I don't see any…OH MY GOD!!" there was a swarm of rapid thrusters coming right after them. "SWIM!!!!!" Xion and Wakka swum as fast as torpedos being shot from a navy submarine to the shore.

"Hello there" Scarlet waved.

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!!" Wakka and Xion yelled.

"I'm the narrator, I'm supposed to be following you around" she said waving the book in their faces, whacking Wakka in the nose. "Book, see?"

"oh great" Xion muttered.

"Well I'm going to go now strange people who like soap operas and books" Wakka skittered away.

"Since the next couple of scenes are very boring we're going to skip scenes"

"wait then people won't get it"

Scarlet dragged Xion over to chapter 5.

Xaldin sat on a mushroom smoking from a hookah. He looked very different for you see, he's a caterpillar or at least is in a caterpillar costume. He looked at Xion and raised an eyebrow. "who ARE you?" he asked.

"It's me Xion!" She said. "why doesn't any one recognise me?!"

Xaldin took another puff from his hookah. "I've never seen you around, how did you get here?"

"well I fell through a strange hole, then I met Riku…as a rabbit, Then he kept on saying, "I'M LATE". He shrunk and I figured out that if you eat or drink something you grow larger or smaller…don't you find that strange?"

"oh it's perfectly normal" He took another puff.

"How is that normal?" Xion asked the caterpillar.

"I've seen a lot of queer things kid"

"Are you smoking weed?!"

"No" Xaldin's eyes shifted. "this is uh………magical…grass…it's…just too cool for an explanation"

Xion took the hookah away from the Xaldin-Caterpillar and threw it into a pond.

"MY WEED!!!" Xaldin screamed. Xion gave him a smirk. "YOU LITTE (Berserker)!!!"

"Now can you please tell me where I am and how to get out of here?" Xaldin raised an eyebrow.

"You're in wonderland. Haven't you looked at the tourist pamphlet?"

"what tourist pamphlet?"

"that one" Xaldin pointed to the pamphlet next to her. Xion picked it up and it said

Welcome to wonderland

Where caterpillars smoke weed
Where Riku-rabbits run around with watches
Where you're as big as you eat or drink
Where we hail the reign of Queen Larxene of Hearts (and fear it)
Whatever happens in this wonderful world to you…
…Its not our problem.

"That was nice of them," Xion growled sarcastically. "How the hell is it supposed to help me?"

"didn't you read the back?"

"Product of Cheshire Cat Tours. Home base the duchess's house" "Which way is the duchess' place?" All of Xaldin's many limbs pointed right.

"uh…thank you Xaldin"

"no problem" Xaldin crawled off the mushroom to get his hookah and weed. "oh great…it's all wet"

Duchess's house.

Xion walked to the duchess's house and knocked on the door. "hello! Duchess?! You in there?"

"there's no use knocking"

"Leon?!"

Leon sat next to the door, he was wearing such formal clothes. "1. I'm on the same side of the door and 2. They're making so much noise they won't hear you" He was right. There was sneezing, constant howling and pottery being smashed.

"how can I get in"

Leon sighed. "Well if you were inside and knocked I'll let you out"

"yeah but how do I get inside?"

"Can you get in?"

Xion groaned and opened the door. "see ya!"

"DAMN IT!! CURSE YOU SHORTIE!!"

She walked into a large kitchen and there was Kuri sitting on a three legged stool nursing a baby and Zexion was leaning over the fire stirring a large cauldron with a lot of smoke coming out.

Xion sneezed when the smoke came in her direction "do you want some soup with your pepper?" Xion asked quietly but no one heard her. Kuri occasionally sneezed and so did the baby. She looked over to the cat who had a large grin on her face.

"excuse me?" Xion asked. "Why is you're cat grinning?"

"It's a Cheshire cat" Kuri said. "that's why it grins"

"I didn't know Cheshire cats grinned like that"

"they all do" Kuri said. "But you must be a stupid little girl if you didn't know that"

"excuse me?!" Xion growled.

Kuri stood up and hand the baby over to Xion. "Here you can nurse the baby if you like. I've got to play the croquet with the queen"Kuri walked out of the house leaving Xion, the baby and the Cheshire cat behind.

Xion looked at the baby's face and yelled. "TIDUS?!!!"

"give me my bottle exchange student!!!" Tidus whined.

"Is that really a baby" The Cheshire cat asked. Xion looked at the Cheshire cat and yelled. "NEKO?!!"

"You are very wise Alice"

"My name's Xion"

"oh right" Neko sweat-dropped. "as I had asked before, Are you sure that's a baby?"

"of course not it's Tid-" She looked at the baby and realised that she was no longer holding Tidus, she was now holding a shadow. Immediately she dropped the shadow and it ran out of the door. She blinked a few times. "Where am I?"

"You're in wonderland where everyone is mad, even I'm mad"

"no (shadow)"

"This is a children's book…watch your language. If your looking for directions the Mad hatter's this way" She pointed her paw to the left. "and the March hare is this way" she pointed her other paw to the right

"um…thanks but I just want to go home"

"I'm sorry this is the wrong book if you want magical prada and flying monkeys it's in the Wizard of Oz"

"No I don't want to go to Kansas" Xion sighed.

"Well I'll see you later" Neko disappeared but reappeared once again. "you going to play the croquet with the queen?"

"Well I wasn't invited so I guess I'll just visit these mad people you were talking about"

It wasn't a long distance from the duchess's house to the March Hare's house. She was sure it was the March Hare's house because the roof was thatched in fur and the chimneys looked like ears. There was a table under a tree in front of the house and Demyx and the Axel-Hare were having tea at it. Between them was a Roxas-dormouse who was used as an elbow rest for Demyx and Axel.

"No room for you shortie!" Demyx and Axel yelled when they saw Xion approach them.

"what are you talking about? There's plenty of room" Xion sighed angrily. "I guess I'll just be on my way now"

"WAIT!!" They yelled.

"What is it?!"

"nice outfit" Demyx said.

"What are you talking? I'm just wearing my coat-" Xion looked down and she wasn't wearing her organization coat. She was wearing her school uniform. "Why am I wearing this? It's Saturday"

"You didn't know you were wearing that?" Axel asked. Xion nodded and yawned after a while. "What time is it?"

"Tea time!" Axel smiled.

"well I know that! I meant what time is it?"

"It's six o' clock all the time" Axel held out his watch and waved it around.

"All the time?"

"Yes!"

"you guys are nuts!" Xion was on her way until Roxas yawned.

"Could you keep it down, I'm twying to sleep" he yawned once more.

Axel and Demyx gasped and yelled. "HE'S SO CUTE!!" and then they fainted.

"Oh dear, I made 'em faint again" Roxas yawned. "If you go right you can go to the card castle thingy"

"DAMN!! WHY MUST YOU BE SO ADORABLE!!" Xion yelled.

To be continued

Larxene: WHY DOES SHORTIE GET TO BE ALICE!!

Xion: coz I'm awesome!

N-E: please review!