N-E: hey guys sorry for the late update. School can be really annoying. Anyway here's the next chapter

World that never was: 3 pm

"Superior!" Xigbar yelled. "I found Xion's cell phone!"

Xemnas snatched the phone off Xigbar. "Xion has gotten a phone message thingy"

You mean a txt?

"Yes that!…WHO SAID THAT?!!!"

God!

"Oh right!" He opened the phone

Text message from: Rikku

"Riku!!" Xemnas growled. "I KNEW SHE RAN OFF WITH HIM!!"

Meanwhile

"What's taking her so long?" Rikku asked. "I just wanted some help on the math homework"

Wonderland

A large rose tree stood near the entrance of the garden. The roses growing on them were white and there were three gardeners painting them red.

"Sora!" Kairi yelled. "Quit splashing paint all over me!"

"I couldn't help it!" Sora yelled. "Inu jogged my elbow"

"That's right Sora! Lay the blame on someone else" Inu complained.

"You better not talk like that!" Sora said, "I heard Queen Larxene's going to have you beheaded"

"What for?" Kairi asked

"It's none of your business Kairi!" Inu yelled

"Yes it's HIS Business" Sora said. "It's because you brought the queen rice balls not dumplings"

Inu glanced over at Xion and the rest of their eyes averted to her. "Why are you painting the roses red?"

Inu and Sora looked towards Kairi. "You see, this was supposed to be a red tree but we planted a white tree by mistake and Queen Larxene will have our heads chopped off"

"THE QUEEN!" Sora yelled and the three card-gardeners threw themselves flat upon their faces. Xion looked round to see how Ridiculous Larxene looked. First there was ten card-soldiers carrying clubs and marched two by two, the guests came after them, followed by Marluxia carrying the King's crown on a crimson velvet cushion and lastly The King and Queen of hearts.

"Xemnas? Larxene?" Xion giggled behind the rose tree. Everyone stopped and looked at Xion.

"who is this?" Larxene said to Marluxia severely. Marluxia only bowed and smiled in reply.

"Idiot!" She tossed her head over and turned to Xion. "What's your name person with less power than I?"

"Same old Larxene" Xion thought. "My name is Xion, you're majesty" she smirked as she bowed.

"and who are these?" Larxene pointed at the cards who were flat on their faces. The gardeners were shivering really badly. Since they had the same pattern as everyone else she couldn't tell if they were Gardeners or Soldiers. "Turn them over" She ordered.

Marluxia flipped them over and Sora, Kairi and Inu looked at Larxene innocently. "GET UP!!" Larxene yelled. The three gardeners jumped up immediately and bowed to the Queen and the King. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!!"

"Well you see" Kairi said, "We were trying our best your majesty but-"

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!" the three gardeners ran to Xion for protection. She hid them in a large flowerpot that stood nearby.

"Thank you young lady!" Sora said.

"Have their heads been chopped off?" Larxene asked.

"Their heads are off your majesty!" The soldiers yelled in reply.

"Good! Can you play the croquet?"

All eyes fell on Xion. "Uh…what's that?"

"Yes she can!" All eyes fell on Riku. Xion mouthed the words "What are you doing?"

"Saving you" Riku mouthed back.

"Come along then!" Larxene ordered. Xion joined the procession thinking 'could this day get any worse?'.

"Nice day" Riku said breaking the silence and peeping anxiously into her face.

"You kidding? It's horrible!" Xion whined. "Where's the duchess?"

Riku put a finger to his lips. "She's under sentence of execution"

"WHAT?!"

"She drank all the coffee in the room"

"typical Kuri"

Riku shushed her again. "The Queen will hear you strange rabbit girl!"

"Rabbit girl? I'm just a girl"

"hmmm that does explain a lot like how you don't seem to have any ears, or a fluffy tail…shame you would've made a cute rabbit girl. Then we could've gotten married and have many bunny kids" Riku sighed and imagined her in a sexy bunny suit. Xion looked at Riku and twitched.

"PERVERT!" Xion screamed and kicked Riku where the sun don't shine.

"GET TO YOUR PLACES MY FOLLOWERS!!" Larxene roared. Everyone began running to their places bumping into each other along the way.

"Typical Larxene" Xion muttered. She raised an eyebrow when she found out that the balls were Fiery globes and the mallets were still flamingos.

Xion grabbed a flamingo and succeeded into getting it's body tucked away comfortably under her arm with it's legs hanging down. Just as she got the neck straightened out to hit the Fiery globe it turned around and looked at her with a horrified expression.

"Do you want me to get executed?!" Xion whispered.

The fiery globe got up and disappeared. "that's not good" Xion smiled innocently but she knew she was in trouble now. She needed to find a distraction and that's when Neko appeared.

"HI XI-CHAN!!"

"hey Neko!"

"How do you like the queen?"

"I don't like her at all she's…" Larxene stood behind her. "…Most likely going to win" Larxene smiled and walked off.

"Who are you talking to Alice?" Xemnas asked.

"It's Xion"

"Right…"

"I'm Neko, the Cheshire cat" Neko smiled.

"I don't like the looks of that thing"

"DID YOU CALL ME UGLY?!!!" Neko's blood boiled.

"How dare you speak to me like that?!"

"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU UP YOU SON OF A (berserker)!!!"

Xemnas ran to Larxene. "We must have this horrid thing dealt with"

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!!" She said not even looking at Neko.

.Xion thought this was a good time to escape but was held up by the Riku-Rabbit. "You can't leave now!!"

"Try me!" She tried to get through but even as a rabbit-human hybrid Riku was still pretty strong.

"Duchess Kuri couldn't wait to see you! Besides it'd be off with your head by the time Queen Larxene finds out you're gone"

They looked over to where Queen Larxene, King Xemnas and Lexeaus the executioner was, they seemed to be in a quarrel over Neko.

"How can I chop off the cat's head when there's no body attached to it" Lexeaus complained.

"If it's a head it can be beheaded" Xemnas said.

"If nothing's done IT'S OFF WITH ALL OF YOUR HEADS!!" Larxene yelled.

Xion looked up and saw Neko in the sky but only as a floating head and she was grinning.

"Whoa…that is scary" Riku commented.

"It belongs to Kuri? Why don't you ask her about it?" All eyes fell on Xion.

"Get the duchess!" Larxene ordered. "And Riku! Let her go she's a girl, you're a rabbit-human hybrid, it's just not going to work"

Riku sighed and let go of Xion "Way to stay on the safe side shortie!" he yelled and hopped away.

"Even in a strange world…I'm still known as Shortie"

Meanwhile

Most of the organization members searched all over worlds for Xion.

Larxene, Demyx, Axel: Island café

"have you seen this girl?" Larxene held out a photo of Xion to the middle aged women. "She's about this short" Larxene bent down very low.

"She's not that short!" Axel yelled.

"Fine this short!" She raised her hand higher.

"much better" Axel received a glare from Larxene.

"Have you seen her?" Demyx asked.

"No" they said.

"Hey guys!!" a familiar voice said.

"QUIT STALKING US PORCUPINE!!!" Larxene yelled.

"I'm not stalking you!" Sora said, "I'm here to get muffins. Why are you here?"

Larxene held out the photo. "Have you seen this girl?" She bent down lower. "She's about this short and-"

Axel face-palmed. "I think he knows who Xion is".

Wonderland

"Oh I'm so happy to see you!" Kuri said giving Xion a friendly hug.

"You were kinda rude back there"

"I was?" Kuri let go and linked arms with Xion. "I'm sorry! I didn't have coffee and you know how I get when I don't have coffee"

Xion sighed. "Typical"

"I wonder if Queen Larxene will give me some more coffee?"

"You drank all the coffee didn't you?"

"I did?" Kuri asked.

Xion face palmed."Coffee addicted AND forgetful"

Meanwhile

Riku's house.

Riku opened the door and saw an angry Xemnas and a very happy Saix on a leash. "Um…Mr. Xemnas? Can I help you?"

"Is Xion in here?" Xemnas asked and his blood boiled with every word that came out of his mouth.

"No, Why do you ask?" Riku asked.

"Saix can you pick up Xion's scent" Xemnas gave Saix Xion's… panties?

"And you say I'm a pervert" Riku said with a smirk.

"SHUT UP PERVERT!! It was the first thing I could find in the laundry that belonged to Xion"

Saix ran the other way.

"SAIX!! WHERE'RE YOU GOING?!!"

Wonderland: Trial?

Everyone sat in their rightful places and the King and Queen were the judges. Xion was confused, at first she was guiding Kuri to Larxene, then she was dragged away and now this.

"What's going on?" Xion asked Riku who was standing beside her at the time.

"Queen's going to execute more people" Riku said,

"What for?"

"I don't know, I just blow on the trumpet and announce things" Riku said waving his trumpet in front of Xion. "I better go"

"later!" Xion looked around for any familiar faces. She saw Axel in the witnesses box Roxas sleeping next to her and the exchange student hate club in the jurors box.

"What are they writing on their slates?" She asked Roxas.

"I sink, they're wyting deir names" Roxas said with a lisp. "just in case dey forget deir names by the end of the twial"

"WHY MUST YOU BE SO CUTE??!!"

"SILENCE IN THE COURT!!" Riku cried out.

"geez" Xion mumbled. "Bunny PMS season or what?"

"Herald, read the accusation" Xemnas ordered.

"Mysterious girl from no where insults the queen behind her back" Riku read out and thought "twitch".

"Consider your verdict" Xemnas ordered the jury.

"Not yet!" Riku yelled. "There's a great deal to come before that."

"Call the first witness"

Riku blew on the trumpet 3 times. "First witness" then collapsed.

"Is Riku okay?" Xion asked.

"I'm twying to sleep" Roxas hissed.

"You shouldn't be sleeping during a trial"

"you shouldn't be talking in a twial!"

"IT'S GOING TO BE OFF WITH BOTH YOUR HEADS IF YOU BOTH DON'T SHUT UP!!!!" Queen Larxene yelled.

"What opinion do you have?!" Xion yelled

Larxene's blood boiled. "How dare you speak to me like that?! I'm the Queen!"

"yeah of your own I.Q deficient mind" Xion smirked.

Everyone in the courtroom besides Larxene and Xion gasped. "Oh no she didn't!" Everyone chorused.

"I've been hanging out with Scarlet WAAAAAY too long" Xion thought, "but this is too fun!" She pushed Axel off the witness stand to get a better shot at Larxene.

"At least I'm not short!"

"At least I have fashion sense!"

"Oh no she didn't!" the court chorused again.

"At least I don't look like a boy!"

"At least I don't collect heart shaped panties!!"

"oh no she didn't!"

2 hours later

It had been 2 hours and by then Xion and Larxene was panting heavily running out of insults to shoot at each other with until…

"At…least…I…don't…have…EMO HAIR!!" Larxene yelled taking a breath after every word. Everyone in the court room gasped.

"At…least…I…don't…have…ANTENNAE ON MY HEAD!!!!" Xion yelled.

"Oh…no…she…didn't" everyone in the courtroom collapsed except for Larxene, Xion and Lexeaus.

"At…least…I…don't…have………………OFF WITH HER HEAD!!" Larxene had defiantly run out of comebacks.

"How is that an insult?" Everyone thought.

Xion looked to her right and saw Lexeaus holding an axe. "whose head? Yours or Hers?"

"HER HEAD!!" Larxene pointed at Xion. "HER HEAD!!"

Lexeaus raised his axe. "forgive me cute little girl with better fashion sense than the Queen's" Xion covered her eyes and thought. "Well…I lived a good non existent life. Insulting Larxene was a nice way to end it" Lexeaus was about to strike but something stopped him from moving.

"WHY ISN'T HER HEAD OFF!!!" Xemnas yelled.

"I can't move!" Lexeaus said, "I can only move my mouth………Pooky!!"

"There's no way you're killing her off" a strange, familiar but demonic voice said. Xion opened her eyes.

"Riku?" she asked.

"I'M OVER HERE!!" Riku waved his trumpet from where he was before.

"Then who just saved me?" she asked herself.

"HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT XION'S EXECUTION!!" Larxene pointed at Scarlet. "I'M THE QUEEN!!"

"and I'm the all powerful one…the narrator" Everyone gasped. "I can control everyone…except for her" Scarlet pointed at nothing but then Neko appeared grinning like she would.

"HI EVERYONE!!" Neko waved.

"oh by the way why are you on trial?" Scarlet asked Xion.

"I supposedly insulted the queen behind her back" Xion rolled her eyes as she said it.

Scarlet looked at the queen, then at Xion, then at the Riku-Rabbit who was shivering behind his trumpet and back to Xion "are you serious?" she asked. "but Xion! Why insult Queen antennae behind her back when it's much more fun to insult her to her face"

"OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!" the whole court screamed.

"OFF WITH HER-

Scarlet grabbed out her book and read. "And Queen Larxene fell over to reveal her heart shaped panties to the world." Larxene did exactly as Scarlet said and Scarlet laughed. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" and said. "I told you I was the all powerful one"

"wait!" Xion yelled. "you mean you could've gotten me out of this in the first place"

"why yes" Scarlet said.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME OUT BEFORE???!!!"

"I like to see people suffer" Scarlet smirked and opened the portal. "well...I'm not going to read you out if you just stand there!"

"oh...thank you!" Xion smiled.

"don't mention it...........EVER!!"

Xion went into to the portal only to… open her eyes and found herself in the Castle that never was with Saix right near her face panting happily. Roxas and Xemnas ran towards Xion looking relieved but tired.

"Xion! Where have you been?" Roxas asked.

"…" Xion had to blink a few times and realised Alice in wonderland was sitting by her head. Mr Rhapsodos had given it to them as a Book report.

"Xion? I asked you a question."

"…long story"

End