Chapter 28: A day in the life of the Defense force

Day 172

Kuri's PoV

It's morning…and I woke up this morning. Strange, I haven't slept in a while. Note to self: If crime takes a nap so should you.

I looked over at my clock and it said. 8:00…oh snap I'm late.

8: 15 am

I ran out of the house with a cup of espresso still in my hand. Coffee…such a wonderful invention. That was when I bumped into the exchange students. I love the exchange students, they're so weird and Demyx is so cute…I mean very…funny.

"Greetings" I said.

"Hey Kuri!" Roxas said

Profile:
Roxas: Exchange student now transfer student
Class: 9 A
Reason for protection: he's very Uke and vulnerable

"And how are you this morning?" Larxene asked

Profile:
Larxene: exchange student now transfer student
Class: 11 B
Warning: she's on PMS 24/7

"I'm finally slept…I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WHOLE YEAR! But crime took a nap and so did I" The exchange students raised an eyebrow.

Yuna's PoV

Such a lovely morning on destiny high after I got my books a caught up with my good friends Xion and Axel. She's such a cutie, no wonder she has fan boys who want to kill Riku and Leon. I wonder why that evil Leon is against her.

"As I was saying before! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AXEL!" She yelled. "All this time I thought you were just looking down at me because I was short but it turns out you've been staring at my boobs the whole time!"

"C'mon! It's a guy thing," Axel said. "Besides the reason I'm looking down is because you're so short I have to look down regardless"

Xion grunted angrily. "C'mon!" Axel whined.

"That is pretty low," I said. "Staring at a girl's boobs, not to mention a taken girl's boobs"

"Oh I'm not dating Riku" Xion said.

"Look I know you're just saying that so then the fan girls wouldn't horribly maul you but that's okay you can tell me"

"But I'm not"

"Sure you're not" Axel said. "Look I won't tell Xemnas either…even if he is hiding somewhere behind a pot plant

"I'm in the pot plant!" a familiar voice yelled.

"XEMNAS GO TO YOUR CLASS!!!" Xion yelled.

"Yes ma'am" Mr. Xemnas emerged from the pot and walked to class looking like the undead.

Rikku's PoV

Period 1: English

Mr. Rhapsodos is a pain in the (Assasin) look at him now.

"And since today is…Blah! Blah! Blah! Loveless! Blah! Eajhpujfdkbhs" wow, he's becoming all blurry and weird. Look he's a chicken now! Oh wait…you can't see this thing is written…never mind.

Paine's PoV

Before Period 2

Rikku yawned. "English is BOOOOORRRIINGG!!"

"Tell me about it" I responded with my usual sarcastic tone of voice. I like Rikku but sometimes she can be a real pain in the neck. Rikku looked around and spotted.

"HI ZEXION!!" One day I shall drag her to the top of the school building and push her off…lets hope she doesn't land in the pool.

"Greetings" Zexion muttered with his usual sarcastic tone…it's like we were made for each other…WHAT AM I THINKING?!! "What subjects do you have now?"

"Swim class"

"Ah yes…swim class…I hate swim class"

"So do I" I said…Paine…you are an idiot.

"Guess we have some more things in common" Zexion said. "See you later"

"BYE!" Rikku waved but then she looked at me and smirked. "Paine and Zexion! Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-

I grabbed her by the collar of her shirt. "Finish that song and that'd be your last melody"

"Okay!" Rikku quivered with fear. "Geez what is it with you girls and killing us when we sing that song"

Recess

Normal PoV

The defense force sat in their usual spot, just one table away from the exchange students. The demon sisters decided to sit with them as well.

"So you want our explosives to blow up the janitors closet," Scarlet asked.

"Yep" Rikku said.

"Y'know…we could always blow it up for you" Neko suggested.

"That'd be nice!" Paine said.

"Hi guys!" Kuri waved.

"Hi captain" Yuna, Rikku and Paine waved.

"Since this is annual crime nap day I made you guys some snacks"

(Psycho music playing in the background)

Everyone on the table besides Kuri widened their eyes in pure shock.

"Um…ummm…BYE!" Scarlet ran for her life along with Neko.

"DON'T LEAVE US!!!" Rikku begged and chased after Scarlet and Neko along with Yuna and Paine.

A tear ran down Kuri's cheek. "It's not that bad" she looked down on her charcoaled goop that was rising from the tray.

"Bbbrrrrraaaaaiiinnns!" Kuri hit the goop. "GET BACK IN THE PAN!!"

"The defense force sure is weird ya?" Wakka said taking a bite out of his burger.

"Wait a minute" Demyx said.

"What is it mullet boy" Larxene asked.

"This fan fiction is about us…WHY HAVE WE BARELY APPEARED IN THIS?!!" Demyx asked.

"This chapter is about the defense force because the authoress believes that they don't appear much in this fan fiction" Xion explained and then looked at her watch and sighed. "If only I took the day off, then I could find out if Dr. Smith is really a woman"

"You should stop watching those soap operas ya" Wakka said.

"No way" Xion poked her tongue out.

Kuri's PoV

Period 5: English

If Mr. Rhapsodos weren't so annoying he'd probably have a lot of fan girls. I betcha 1000 munny I'm going to scare one of my class mates with my item for show n tell. I was so relieved that I had a good night sleep that I had to spread the word.

"Hey Noctis! I finally got some sleep"

Noctis was asleep again. He always sleeps during classes and no one knows why.

"Wakey, wakey Noku-chan" Suddenly his eyes were wide open.

"What does a guy have to do to get some sleep around here?" he whined.

"But you can always sleep at night"

"I can't"

"Why not?"

Noctis gulped. "I live next door to the Demon sisters"

I shrugged. "Just tell them to keep it down"

"LAST TIME I DID THAT THEY KILLED MY CAT!!"

"Ouch"

"Roxas it's your turn" Roxas walked to the front of the classroom.

"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I brought in my Rock hard hair gel"

"HEY I BROUGHT THAT TOO!" Sora yelled.

"Sora! Be quiet" Mr. Rhapsodos yelled.

"Yes Mr. Rhapsodos"

"It's really cool hair gel, you can style it up any way you want and it lasts for a very long time…even underwater"

"Wow" The class chorused. I've always wondered how Roxas and Sora's hair defied gravity.

"Okay…that's wonderful Roxas" Mr. Rhapsodos rolled his eyes. "next up…Xion" Xion walked to the front of the class room and she was holding a giant key on her left hand.

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I have brought in a key blade!"

"Wow" the class chorused.

"It can unlock anything and you can use it as a weapon too!"

"AWESOME!" the class chorused.

"Where did you get that key?" Mr. Rhapsodos asked.

"………China"

"Okay? Um…next up is Kuri"

Mr. Rhapsodos finally called my name! I skipped to the front of the classroom with a pan.

"Gooooooooood afternoon ladies and gentlemen!" I said proudly. "Today I'm going to introduce to you my creation" The goop on my Pan rose up and said.

"brrraaaaaiiinnss"

I hit it again. "ENOUGH WITH THE BRAINS!!"

"My apologies" The goop said very politely. "My name is Goobert von Goop but the ladies call me Goop" He said and winked at Xion.

"I think that mutated thing just winked at me" Xion whispered to Roxas.

"I was in oxford for 10 years until they found no use for me and then sent me to the butchers. I waited 2 years at the back of someone's fridge and then here I am now" Goobert explained

"Oh you were made from my cooking" I smiled

"Dear god woman! What did you put in there?"

"Oh…chocolate, cheese and some thing at the back of the fridge that smelt really disgusting" Everyone felt a twitch in their eyes.

"As a British citizen I can not be seen like…like…MUTATED GOOP!!"

"The g-g-goop is t-t-talking?!" Kairi stuttered.

"Who is that pretty lady at the back?" Goobert asked slicking back whatever hair he had.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! THE GOOP IS HITTING ON ME!!!! GET RID OF IT!!" Kairi screamed

"That's okay…I've lived a good life" Goobert sighed.

Yuna and Tidus: courtyard

"I don't know how Tidus got dragged into the hate club. He can't hate the exchange students their so nice…well some of them are. Definitely not Larxene she can be very mean and Axel's a real perv but the rest of them are nice and I think Paine's starting to like Zexion." Yuna thought

She was on her way to class when she saw a certain blonde haired boy (his hair grew back) on a tree.

"Tidus?" Tidus's eyes widened as he nearly fell off the tree.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Yuna?!! What are you doing out here? A-aren't you meant to be in class?" Tidus stuttered

"I was on my way to class anyway" Yuna said. "Why are you ditching class?"

"I'm not ditching…I'm…um…looking at the pretty butterflies" Tidus laughed sheepishly.

"sure you are" Yuna said.

"okay I'm spying on the exchange students!" Tidus admitted.

"why do you hate them so much?" Yuna asked.

"Ever since they got here they have made my life hell!"

"You always get stuck into terrible situations anyway"

Flash back

Fresh men welcome ceremony

Everyone was getting ready for their welcome ceremony.

"Boy these years have gone fast!" Sora said. His voice hadn't completely broken yet so at the moment he sounded like a donkey.

"I can't believe we're in high school already!" Rikku said in her usual peppy voice.

"we're just going to keep getting older and older" Paine said.

"cheer up Paine! It's our first day of high school" Kuri said.

"how much coffee did you have" Paine asked.

Kuri twitched. "about 2 cups last night and you know what I've noticed?"

"What is it" Paine rolled her eyes.

"Crime doesn't sleep! Which means if I'm going to be the greatest detective in the universe besides L I should give up sleeping!!" Kuri said.

Everyone sweat dropped.

Tidus how ever was getting things prepared for the ceremony along with Riku and Wakka.

"geez can't believe our young friends are going to high school now ya?" Wakka said.

Riku was smirking. "I like the looks of her"

"who?" Tidus asked sounding a bit defensive.

"The brown haired girl with the blue and Green eyes"

"YOU BETTER NOT USE YOUR PRETTY BOY WAYS TO GET MY GIRL!!!" Tidus yelled.

"what do you mean your girl, you haven't even confessed to her ya" Wakka said.

"boy I'm glad I'm not the kind of guy who would be too shy to confess to a girl" Riku said

"yeah but you have…HEAPS OF GIRLFRIENDS!!!"

"what's wrong with that?"

"when you find a girl you really love you'd break all their hearts and they will hate that girl" Kuri said scaring the two juniors and the sophomore half to death.

"how do you know that will happen?" Riku asked.

"I predict the future!" Kuri said.

"pfft yeah right!" Tidus said not realising that he was walking under a ladder. "I'm pretty sure he'd break her heart too, that's why you're not allowed 5 ft near Yuna or I'll kick your (assassin)"

Everyone looked like they just saw a love sick ghost. "Tidus?" Wakka said

"what?"

"you just walked under a ladder ya"

"so?"

"that's bad luck ya!"

"Wakka, please. I don't believe in that stuff" Tidus said and then tripped over paint and fell down the stairs.

"you alright ya?"

"I'm fine!"

end

"funny, that does happen to Riku" Tidus said. "now that I think about it…RIKU'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ENEMY!! I must destroy him!"

"Tidus just get back to class"

Tidus tried to get off the tree but he ended up falling off. Tidus landed on something warm and soft. He looked down at Yuna and they both blushed madly.

"TIDUS?! YUNA?!!" Xigbar yelled. "YOU'RE GETTING IT AWN!"

"what?" both teenagers said at the same time.

"I mean…what are you doing out of class?"

"oh um…"

"DETENTION!"

Paine, Riku and Xion: Lunch: Back court yard

"finally some sane people to hang out with" Paine said aloud. "how are you?"

"very thirsty" Xion said.

"that's not good" Paine said.

"why are you so thirsty?" Riku asked.

"2 words…tennis club" Xion sighed and her eyes landed on a coffee cup. She walked over to that bench and snatched the coffee. "mm nothing like a good cup of coffee"

"I'm guessing you like coffee" Riku said.

"I only have it once in a while"

"Oh…because I was wondering you would like to-"

"OOOUUUU PWETTY BIRDIES!!!" Xion said with a lisp.

"are you okay short stuff?" Paine asked.

"I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!" Xion smiled but then glared at Paine. "DON'T CALL ME SHORT STUFF YOU BIG FAT MEANIE!!"

"huh?" both Paine and Riku cocked their heads to the side.

"oh no" Zexion face palmed.

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM EMO KID?!!" Riku yelled.

"You've been hanging out with Larxene waaaay too long" Zexion sighed. "which one of you guys gave my…uh…little sister coffee?"

"none of us" Paine said. "she found it somewhere" just as she said it Xion was skipping across the court yard.

"well…just don't give her coffee anymore. Coffee makes Xion believe she's 4-years-old and she'll have the IQ of one as well"

"she sure is something" Riku muttered.

"Zexion?" Xion asked.

"what is it?"

"where do babies come from?"

Everyone sweat dropped.

Kuri and Rikku: 5 minutes later

"so who do you like?" Kuri asked.

"what do you mean?"

"out of the exchange students"

"well…Demyx is funny, Axel's a real pervert, Xion's cute and so is Roxas, Larxene is really rude and Zexion is very intelligent"

"no I mean there must've been some reason for joining the defence force other than the mere fact you, Yuna, Paine and I have been friends since junior high"

"well…I don't know"

"I know you've been going gaga over Axel"

Rikku blushed. "NO WAY!"

"OH MY GOD!!"

"THERE'S NO WAY I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM!!"

"NO!! I MEANT MY COFFEE!!"

"what?"

"IT'S GONE!!"