Day 201

Today seemed like an ordinary day for Destiny High, everyone thought that nothing bad would happen today but then a certain blonde haired nobody knocked on the change room doors.

"Xion! Larxene! Hurry up and get changed!…Xion?! Larxene?" Suddenly Xion and Larxene opened the door with their weapons summoned up and they tackled Roxas to the ground. "GIVE US BACK OUR PANTIES!!!"

Roxas could only blink. "…what?"

Lunch time

Before you ask what was happening the panty thief has striked again but this time every girl's panties were stolen.

"you're underwear was taken too?" Sephie asked.

"yep!" Kairi answered. "why would someone steal all the girl's panties"

Selphie shrugged. "probably just some pervert" All eyes fell on Axel.

"why are you looking at me?"

"did you take our panties?" Kairi asked.

"no way!"

"it's pretty strange" Riku said. "I was given a pair of panties for some reason" Xemnas's eyes widened.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH XION'S PANTIES?!!!" he yelled.

Riku looked at the panties. "they're Xion's?!!!"

"wait…if you have her panties then that means" Xemnas gasped. "YOU STOLE HER INNOCENCE!!!"

"I did not!" Riku yelled. "besides I was given these panties and I didn't even know they were Xion's thank you very much" Riku faced the others again. "that guy needs professional help" all eyes were on Riku. "what?"

"did you guys…y'know…?" Demyx was trailing off.

"I don't know" Riku glared at him.

"well…you have her panties…and she's been quite shifty around you lately, did you guys perhaps"

"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!" Riku yelled. The cafeteria was quiet while every eye was on Riku. He looked at the crowd and hid his face from the other tables.

"oh…well…why is Xion trying to stay away from you then?"

"I came on to her too fast" Riku sighed.

"what do you mean?" Kairi asked.

"YOU DID HAVE SEX WITH HER!!" Sora yelled. Every single pair of eyes stared at Sora.

"Sora!" Kairi yelled. "you don't yell these things out! There's going to be rumours spread about Riku and Xion about them doing it"

"we didn't 'do it'" Riku sighed. "I'm surrounded by idiots"

"well then why is Xion ignoring you"

"I bought her some lilies and then I kissed her on the forehead…that's it"

"oh I see" Yuna said. "she's probably confused that's all, she doesn't hate you or anything"

"how can you tell?"

"I can tell quite clearly" Yuna smirked.

Period 6

Kuri was snooping around the gym.

"hey captain?" Paine asked.

"what is it?"

"why are we ditching class?"

"It seems as though the panty thief has returned and I'm going to investigate the case…AND GET MY PANTIES BACK!!"

"why are you two ditching class?" Zexion asked.

"we're looking for the panty thief" Kuri said. "and when I find him I will make him buy me coffee!!"

"that's it?" Zexion asked.

"Well I was also going to send him to jail and then I will be…THE GREATEST DETECTIVE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!! Besides L"

"L is a manga/anime character"

"HE IS NOT!! HE'S REAL!!"

Zexion and Paine sweat dropped. "hey I have a plan!" Paine said.

After school: Cafeteria

Everyone sat around the table after school except for the demon sisters who were making a deal with the yakuza.

"First of all" Paine started. "Who here has had their panties stolen"

Several hands raised up, all those hands belonged to the girls. "I see" Paine said. "Obviously the panty thief has a taste for girls panties" Riku and Wakka immediately looked away from Paine

"okay do you guys know something about this?" Zexion asked. Riku and Wakka fronted up with panties

"Riku?! YOU HAVE MY PANTIES?!!" Xion screamed.

"I didn't steal them…I just got them"

"WAKKA?!! I KNEW YOU WERE OBSESSED BUT NOT THAT OBSESSED!!" Larxene screamed.

"I didn't know they were yours, honest!"

"now…why would the panty thief give panties to these loosers?" Axel asked receiving glares from them.

"well maybe the panty thief can some how know which girl the boys have sexual feelings for so he steals the panty from the girl he desires and give it to him" Demyx suggested.

"why would you think that?" Riku blushed after Demyx explained his theory.

"well…we're going through that stage in our lives and also why would he steal panties if it wasn't sexual feelings"

"good point" Zexion said. "for once"

"ANYWAY!" Paine said dropping the subject. "My plan is that we lure the panty thief into a trap"

"how do we lure him?" Selphie asked.

"we lure him with panties"

"good idea!" Kuri said. "WE'LL LURE HIM INTO MY THIEF CATCHER 5000!!"

"…yeah…We need a volunteer out of the girls"

"to do what?" Kairi asked.

"sacrifice her panties for the sake of justice" Kuri said as all eyes fell on Larxene.

"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!!!"

Castle that never was :Larxene's room

As Larxene dug out her underwear draw, Xion couldn't help but giggle. She wasn't surprised that Larxene had a large collection of heart shaped panties.

"ah shuddup shortie" Larxene growled.

"I'm sorry, it's just so funny!" Xion said. "the great Larxene, sacrificing her panties!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"oh no, Larxene's angry" Xion said sarcastically and burst into laughter. "I'm sooo scared"

"one day I shall drag you on top of this castle and push you off!!"

"ooouuu aggressive much" Xion continued laughing. Larxene just let her younger comrade have her laugh until eventually Xion's laughter died down.

"Hey why are you avoiding spoon head?" Larxene said dropping the subject. Xion remained quiet for a while.

"I'm not avoiding him"

"yes you are"

"no I'm not"

"yes you are"

"no I'm not"

"yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"No your not"

"yes I am"

"HA!!" Larxene jumped up and down squealing. It took Xion a while to notice that she had just been pwned.

"Okay I am avoiding him" Xion sighed.

"why? Just cause he gave you a bunch of flowers and a kiss on the forehead, it's not bad" Larxene plomped herself down next to Xion.

"I'm not thinking it's bad but I'm just so confused" Xion looked down at her fingers. "I'm a nobody, I'm devoid of emotions yet when I see him I feel strange"

"don't worry Shortie, almost every teenager experiences romantic feelings and emotions. I wouldn't blame spoon head for liking ya. You are very pretty" Xion's head shot up.

"no I'm not"

"yes you are" Larxene said. "trust me if you weren't pretty you wouldn't have that massive fan base at school and the tennis club wouldn't be so crowded and Riku wouldn't have ditched all his girlfriends"

"I guess"

"so are you feeling better now?" Larxene smiled when Xion gave her a small nod.

"that's good, cause you owe me for this"

"how shall I owe you?" Larxene gave Xion an evil grin.

Kuri's house: 7:30 pm

There were panties decorated all over Kuri's balcony. Xion stared out of the window looking horrified.

"Larxene!" Xion whined. "did you have to take all my push up bras?"

"hey it's not like your boobs are going to get any bigger" Larxene smirked.

"I hate you"

"no time for feelings of hate!" Kuri ordered. "WE HAVE A THIEF TO CATCH!"

"geez captain don't you think you're taking this a little too seriously" Yuna said.

"hey this is the first real case this year" Kuri said. "I'm not going to miss this"

Meanwhile the boys sat near Kuri's kitchen table waiting for the panty thief to show up. The group of friends were split up in different groups. Yuna, Kuri, Larxene, Rikku, Selphie and Xion were stationed in Kuri's room just in case the panty thief came after her panties. Kairi, Paine, Riku, Sora and Wakka were stationed outside just in case the panty thief escapes and Roxas, Axel, Zexion and Demyx were in Kuri's kitchen for safety.

"It's funny how these girls react when their panties are stolen" Axel said taking a sip out of his coffee.

"this is the 2nd time this has happened this school year" Demyx said.

"what do you mean?" Zexion, Axel and Roxas asked.

"well…the first time it was the heartless" Zexion's eyes widened.

"get Xion and Larxene! NOW!"

"XION! LARXENE!" Roxas called.

"WHAT?!"

"WE NEED YOU DOWN STAIRS!!"

"NOT RIGHT NOW! WE'RE ON LOOK OUT DUTY!!"

Roxas shrugged. "I guess we could find the panty snatching heartless ourselves"

"yeah…who needs girls" Axel said and opened up the portal.

Castle that never was

"panty thief huh?" Xemnas question.

"yeah all the girls from school had their panties stolen" Demyx explained

"yes I know" Xemnas stroked his chin.

"are there any reports on heartless sightings" Zexion asked.

"sorry, I'm afraid the heartless are not on Destiny islands today"

"what?!" the 4 nobodies screamed.

"Today's the annual heartless convention" Xemnas explained. "why would they be here when they could be living it up?"

"wait…can heartless even 'live it up'" Roxas asked.

Xemnas shrugged.

"oh…well…there goes that idea" Roxas sighed

to be continued