Back at Kuri's house

"OKAY GIRLS LISTEN UP!" Kuri yelled. "We will show this panty thief no mercy!"

"uh captain" Rikku said sounding like she just saw a ghost.

"We will show him no fear!"

"captain! Slight problem"

"WE WILL SHOW HIM THE WRATH OF 6 WOMEN TACKLING HIM TO THE GROUND!!"

"CAPTAIN!!"

"WHAT IS IT?!!"

"THE EXCHANGE STUDENTS ARE GONE!!" Kuri's eyes widened.

"oh dear…this is not good" Kuri said.

"awww guys!" Larxene whined.

"WHO CARES ABOUT THEM AT THE MOMENT!!" Kuri yelled. "THE HATE CLUB HAS NO PART IN THIS CASE AND THEY'RE ALL DUDES SO THEY WON'T GET THEIR UNDERWEAR STOLEN!!"

"YEAH!" Yuna, Selphie and Rikku cheered on.

"some leader of the defence force you are" Xion muttered

Paine, Kairi, Sora, Wakka and Riku: Kuri's backyard

"I don't know why Kuri put most of the security in her room" Sora asked. "and I don't get why girls get so fussy when their panties get stolen"

"because they're afraid that their panties are being touched by some pervert" Kairi said glaring at Riku and Wakka.

"WE DIDN'T TAKE THOSE PANTIES!!" Riku and Wakka yelled.

"you better not" Kairi threatened. "or else I will show you a fate worse than death"

"ah…the whole panty theft syndrome" Paine said.

"why are you so calm about it?" Kairi asked.

"because unlike the rest of you I actually keep my panties safe, you see most of you leave your lockers open and you hang your wet panties outside. Those are the main reason panties are stolen in the first place"

"WHY I OUGHTA!"

"what? Punch me for trying to retrieve your panties?" Paine asked. "we're going to get that panty thief soon. He's bound to go for those panties Larxene 'willingly' sacrificed"

"Not to mention Xion" Kairi added. "she offered her push up bras remember"

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT PANTIES!!!!" Riku and Wakka yelled holding their noses in case they got a nose bleed.

"what's the big idea?" Sora asked taking a sip out of his coffee. "you're not picturing those Chinese girls in underwear are ya?" Riku and Wakka paused for a moment and then their noses started bleeding.

"Sora" Paine growled. "behind that adorable uke face of yours lies an evil twisted minded pubescent boy"

"what's an uke?"

"…obviously your mind has not been fully twisted yet" Paine peered through her binoculars.

"hey isn't that Kuri's gang, Selphie and the Chinese girls" Kairi said taking a look through her binoculars.

"it seems so…why do they look like cannibals?"

"actually it looks more like they're in the army"

Paine face palmed. "and here I thought Yuna, Selphie and Xion were mature, sane girls"

"mature? Sane? Selphie?" Kairi burst into laughter until Paine covered her mouth.

"shhhh we don't want our cover blown" Paine got out her walkie talkie. "eagle to L eagle to L"

"what is it?" Kuri asked.

"what are you girls doing?"

"we're going to catch the panty thief"

"isn't that the whole point of decorating your thief catcher 5000 with Larxene's panties and Xion's bras?"

Riku and Wakka got another nose bleed.

"well yeah but y'know how Larxene gets when someone touches her panties"

"true"

"speaking of which do those perverts still have their panties?"

Paine glared at Riku and Wakka who were running out of tissues. "I guess so"

"I'll retrieve them later"

"okay"

"over and out!"

Paine switched off her walkie talkie and continued spying on the panty thieves. Had long hair like a woman and he was quite short. Paine watched as the panty thief was taking off the panties off the thief catcher 5000. She was ready to press the switch to lock them in, she was so close until...

"YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY PANTIES RIGHT NOW!!" Larxene yelled.

"LARXENE!!!" everyone whined.

"Larxene? Xion?" The panty thief questioned.

"VEXEN?!!" the 2 nobodies questioned.

15 minutes later

Everyone retreated back inside and they tied Vexen up.

"why would a teacher go around stealing panties?" Selphie asked.

"you see" Vexen said. "I was conducting an experiment"

"an experiment?" everyone questioned.

"yes" Vexen answered. "I wanted to test out how teenage girls react when their panties get stolen and I've realised women are very violent when they get their panties stolen"

"that's all?" Yuna asked

"then why did you give us their panties?" Riku and Wakka asked.

"I was also conducting another experiment, how to boys react when they receive the panties of the girl he has sexual feelings for"

"QUIT USING THE WORD SEXUAL!!!" Riku and Wakka yelled almost having another nose bleed that might shoot them all the way up to the moon.

"alright…romantic feelings" Vexen sighed.

"much better" Riku said.

"you mean to tell me…YOU STOLE ALL OUR PANTIES JUST FOR SOME EXPERIMENT AND IT TURNS OUT MY PANTIES WERE GIVEN TO THIS GUY!!" Larxene pointed at Wakka.

"well if it makes you feel any better you two weren't the only ones whose panties were given to perverted pubescent boys"

"I am not a pervert!" Riku protested.

"well then why did they give you Xion's panties then huh?" Sora asked.

"well…uh…um…you see…uh"

"HA!" Sora jumped up and down with glee.

"hey guys!" Roxas waved.

"where were you?" Selphie asked. "you missed out on all the action"

"plus Riku admitting he had 'feelings' for" Sora was immediately cut off.

"SHUT UP!!"

"make me"

Riku chased Sora around Kuri's house yelling the words "I'M GOING TO RING YOUR SKINNY NECK!!!", a few people cracked up laughing while Xion's face was as red as a cherry.

"hey where are the demon sisters?" Axel asked. "wouldn't they usually be a part of this sort of thing?"

Demon sisters and the Yakuza: China town

"so you thought you could steal supplies from the demon sisters" Scarlet said.

"no! no! Scarlet-sama" A poor Japanese man by the name of Ashitaka said bowing down at Scarlet's feet. "I didn't mean to. It was an…accident"

"oh puh-lease" Neko said taking a lick from her lollipop.

"I know 17 languages" Scarlet said. "I should know by now what the word traitor means"

"please forgive me Scarlet-sama" Ashitaka begged. "It will never happen again"

"damn right you won't. Because I'm going to make an example of you like I did to your friend" Ashitaka gulped.

Back at Kuri's house

Vexen received his punishment which was being beaten up by all the girls in the house at once and he went back to head quarters. The rest of the nobodies stayed behind and everyone started leaving Kuri's house.

"see ya!!" Wakka, Rikku, Yuna, Sora, Kairi, Riku and Selphie waved.

"bye!" Everyone else said.

"that was fun" Paine said. "too bad you missed out"

"I wouldn't worry about it" Zexion said. "are you staying here?"

"yeah I've got to make sure captain doesn't drink too much coffee"

"too late" Zexion pointed at Kuri who was sitting on her front porch with bags under her eyes and a coffee mug cupped in her hands.

"oh" Paine scratched her head in confusion. "that's our Kuri"

"yep, see ya later then" Zexion waved. Paine felt her heart skip a beat or two.

"yeah…bye"

"that was pretty fun" Axel said.

"how would you know you weren't there" Larxene said.

"I meant it was fun watching Vexen getting beaten up by 7 pissed off teenage girls"

"oh right" Larxene said. "I knew that"

"sure you did" Roxas and Demyx sweat dropped.

"hey you know how the demon sisters are scary and all" Xion said. "do you think they would ever torture people"

"who knows shortie" Larxene said "who knows"

Demon sisters: still in China town.

The room was filled with lights and cameras. "okay! Little to the left" the photographer said. "lift up your right arm" Ashitaka raised his right arm. "and pose!" he put on his best pose. "FABULOUS"

"SCARLET SAMA!" Ashitaka begged. "PLESE DON'T MAKE ME WEAR A LOLITA DRESS FOR A PHOTOSHOOT"

"Quit moving" Scarlet smirked. "this is going to be on the front page of Otaku magazine"

"NOO!!"

"I have to admit" Neko said. "He looks very pretty in that dress"

"A lot of Japanese men do" Scarlet smirked.

"My honour!" Ashitaka cried.

"Excuse me?" The photographer said. "you're not going anywhere until you raise that skirt higher and strut your stuff"

"Demon sisters indeed" he muttered.

NE: Vexen...who knew?